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This football player edition

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First for me

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK KEK A DUCK

>british """""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

GREAT EDITION
>YOU
but i own your spooks

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we're all in here lads

this one has more replies, your thread is shit namefag

shit looks awesome but I would never go to the lake when it's that cold

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might as well stay in heavier one

snow makes everything look ebun

Your man?

Not a fan

>not adhering to /cum/ ettiquette
severely triggered

kys autist

Very nice thread

>posts big in a your man thread
No

Literally haven't seen 1 poster who liked him desu

>him
im a grill

YOU MADE ME PROMISES PROMISES
KNOWING I'D BELIEEEEVE
PROMISES PROMISES
YOU KNEW YOU'D NEVER KEEEEEP

put mah trust in you
pushed as far as i can go
in the end theres only one thing you should knooooooow

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btw I have you filtered your man so don't you dare try to fucking reply to me again you piece of human garbage

I think your man will be the first person I'll ever filter on Sup Forums, thanks for your advice

(You)

right buds
so i took 100mg dph with 25mg hydroxyzine
working much better than 50 of each, i feel so comfy

who /jew/ here
im jew

why do you take so many drugs

I wish I was on drugs tbqh

i don't normally take anything other than my prescription stuff, i'm having a rough time lately

i wish i had access to something better

me on the right

>Reports claim Olympic kayaker capsized after hitting underwater sofa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell us how it feels, what would you rather do?

good thread op

What's so funny?

br? bunda mamilo futbol huehue

it's like that feeling before you fall asleep, where you're really comfy and everything is slow, except i'm not falling asleep

i'd rather try weed or maybe some painkillers or benzos but this works fine i suppose

>olympic games interrupted
>because there was an undewater sofa where the events were taking place

The games would be better off basically anywhere besides brazil

anyone have that gif of a nervous anime grill fidgeting her fingers in a circle?

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Does that mean I am a superior being if I have evolved past emotions?

need to rape a mexican RIGHT NOW

ban:

>guns

that is all

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kill:

>yourself

that is all

Nice try, Mahmoud. Here's your (You)

percentage of whites in your country:

>63%

that is all

ZANKOLU NA TENSHI NO YOUNI
SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NAREEEEEE

This autistic Paki from /brit/ is gonna come try to shit up /cum/. Don't give him his you's.

did somebody say THICC?

number of olympic medals your country has earned:

>0

that is all

>paki
nice try, DeShawn

that is all **so far

>butchers apron
its fucked

YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAIL BAR

Anybody here use Tinder? Does it actually work?

USA, Australia AND CANADA all have more medals than you do

I'VE GOT
TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE

Never used it but a close friend of mine has and he's already speaking with a bunch of girls and met two even though he is a complete autist

>63% white

>a country where people live in igloos and they fly a leaf as their flag
>has more medals than your country during the SUMMER OLYMPICS

why are americans so easy to bait?

take themselves quite seriously i think

If you're talking about me it's because there's nobody else to reply to in this thread.

I'm not going to talk about fucking tinder like some normie faggot and I'm not going to reply to some guy posting lyrics to a song like some 14 year old

>I'm not going to talk about fucking tinder like some normie faggot and I'm not going to reply to some guy posting lyrics to a song like some 14 year old

nice /brit/ meme

all the good memes are /brit/ memes

>monkey
me
>oranges
>(you)s

>nice /brit/ meme

america is a melting pot
all memes are welcome

my mexibro poster in the back

think I'm going to do the gym meme and try to get fit this semester

should I expect any results after 4 months?

no

nah you'll be obese forever lad

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fuck off

not fat at all. just talking ability to lift heavier things and any muscle definition

how long until you reach that?

>not fat at all
prove it fatty

>1am on a Saturday night
literally why are you people inside instead of clubbing/bar hopping?

dunno
post pictures of you holding heavy things and i'll judge by your expression

y-y-you want to see my tummy?

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yes :3 no homo

Dirty little slut I bet you want me to eat your burger

ye

I had to wash my kitten in a sulfurated lime solution to treat her mange, and she has to air dry. She isnt happy with me

>autism

nice blog

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what the literal fuck is that?

ZSS ruined Metroid

only to keep the thread alive

:( she tried her best to kill me when we had to wash her head

a fuckable slice of pizza

fitting digits you satanic fuck

I LIVE IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST CITIES IN THE WORLD AND CAN'T GET A GF. HOW HARD MUST THIS BE AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Did she succeed?

fat bastard

I'M LIKE A BIRD

I ONLY FLY AWAY

I wish.
I hope im not getting jewed by hippies on this sulfurated lime bullshit