Things you hate about France, I'll start

Things you hate about France, I'll start.

>It exists

>It's a "Republic"

nothing, frogs are delicious.
french know their shit

>eating snails
Please tell me this is some stupid stereotype shit and you guys don't really do this

Jews and Anglos got us in 1789

went downhill since then, sorry for the world, could've been a lot better

Quebec

They talk funny

They are cheese eating surrender monkeys

The French Revolution

Every time I compliment them, they either get mad or try to insult me.

France is best ally, and anyone who hates France hates Liberty.

If France didn't exist there would be no Shitstain Leafistan.

Snails are a wonderful food source. They're easy to raise, and an excellent source of nutrients.

That's your fault. Canada sucks because Canadians suck.

You talk funny.

France has the superlative military for nearly 1200 years

haha i hate u france. u succ.

Found the cuck

lol frog lover

snails are GOAT you pleb

>The French revolution was a mistake

Please, tell me more Myanmar.

t. pierre

I hate nothing, France is the greatest country on this planet, has always been and will forever be :)

If you're a fag lmao go back home pierre

shut the fuck up you fuccking weaboo

Gaylords

Says the most weeaboo nation ever

good post

>leaf poster
Saved tbqh

Nothing, France is based and so are the French. They warned us about the Germans twice and fought the most evil Anglo (Britain).

Ola Juan

true

Most of their ex colonies are toxic shitholes

Their military has been a national embarassment after the days of Napoleon

Also they executed based Robespierre

please rainbow warrior go away

Rapefugees. They are not counted as rapefugees because of "OH SORRY FOR COLONIALISM MON CHER", LOL.

arrogance
arrogance
arrogance
arrogance
eat frogs
arrogance
arrogance


but I like France.

>France hit by monthly terrorist massacre
>our worst terrorist attack was a sunken hippy boat

kek

More culture and contributions to society than a fuck leaf and those talking shit about it will have.
that's mexico, son.

nothing anymore. in the past those getting into shitty pretentious literal meaningless french postmodernism were fucking annoying.

Agree but I must remind you

Zitto animale

Really makes you think

>rainbow warrior's ghost bullying to this day

come on man

shut the fuck up a fucking leaf

You're our bitch though, everything you've ever produced can be attributed too us.

Zitto animale

frogs btfo

>being this delusional
oh dear..

Okay, then we should take back those hornets that you have under license, norad, the colt pattern rifles you have under license, and of course, and then you can leave the american imageboard you are shitposting on too as well, right?

Thanks for protecting our country and giving us HBO in exchange for some shitty lumber and oil. Haha chump.

You can't, because we own you. Dance on my strings little puppets.

>Started every major war in western Europe and a significant minority of wars in the rest of the world from Hugh Capet's coronation to present
>Blamed it all on the krauts and somehow got away with it

>Canucks
>Owning anything
You bootyblasted squatters don't even own Canada- pic related does.

>mfw She's a beloved icon that we hold dear with no actual power over us but you have a nigger with far more executive authority over you than our prime minister and beloved Queen combined.

You're still our bitch.

Why would you hate the greatest country in the world?

hon hon

VERY good reaction image, I think I'll save it

same
fuck france

snails are tasty af
this is aimed to most of Europe but, whenever i talk to them they always seem really douchey.. just the way they talk i guess

THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AINT US

>implying the krauts aren't responsible for all the shit happening in the world right now.

Germans are the biggest dindus

You should try it. It's truly delicious. Frogs taste only like bad chicken though.

The butthurt is strong with this one.

This. Perfidious Frogs

good point

All the fault of stupid socialists.

>mfw Canadians don't even understand their own government

Franceaboo traitor detected

Post where you got that?

>Their complete Cucks
>They don't shower
>They get butthurt when you tell them to stop using the Pacific Ocean as a nuclear testing site

I like that you took only a little screen cap, here's the rest.

>Thus, within a constitutional monarchy the sovereign's direct participation in any of these areas of governance is limited, with the sovereign normally exercising executive authority only on the advice of the executive committee of the Queen's Privy Council for Canada, with the sovereign's legislative and judicial responsibilities largely carried out through parliamentarians as well as judges and justices of the peace.[29] The Crown today primarily functions as a guarantor of continuous and stable governance and a nonpartisan safeguard against abuse of power,[33] the sovereign acting as a custodian of the Crown's democratic powers and a representation of the "power of the people above government and political parties".

Anglo loving cuck detected

Did i even mention anything about positive (or anything in genreal) about England or any other Angloshpere state in that statement? No so stop making false generalisations

A too strong state, France is almost a communist country in its form.

I think they're pretty nice guys despite
>muh Napoleonic wars and shiet
Plus, they had a lot of problems now as you can see, so if they're guilty for something - they're already pay for it. Stop bully pls.

I left it out because it's irrelevant. Just because she delegates her authority doesn't mean it doesn't exist

>almost communist
Nah. If would be communist, your police will be raiding arab districts over and over again now, searching (a.k.a. smashing faces) for someone who knows something about terrorists etc.

yeah it's kinda is. Most Frenchman never have eaten frogs or snails.

>Most Frenchman never have eaten frogs or snails.
Abderrahmane..

I didn't say France was a communist country , I said it has a communist State structure.

>most butthurt guys are anglos

HAHAHAHA
Oh wow

Oh please, as if you swiss weren't useless sissies craving for the BFC

>Delegates

It's not irrelevant. Learn to read. She has no power. She's beholden to our parliamentary system. Your president has more executive authority over America then our Monarchy or prime minister over us has over us.

desu they are good for cheap labour

it's full of niggers and muslims, it smells, it's unclean, people literally walk around with baguettes under their arms, the language is shit, even the shape of the country is retarded, also historically a country with no honour at all, backstabbing its allies every single times and not respecting treaties they themselves impose on other countries, also it smells

wow, a Frenchman cucked your nation into eternal neutrality or what ?
Oh wait
YES

That was harsh

and then Napoleon conveniently forgot about it uh?
Fucking vile scum

This is your average Frenchman.

Business is business.

>S.Africa flag
I mean, are you even trying ?

La gueuse n'est pas la France.

With garlic butter, even eating shit is good

I like me.
Most of their bad rep comes from the capitol people. Parisiarrogant assholes + blacks. So What? At least they are not literadsretards that just talk about their great new business idea only to waste all their money on cheap alcohol the next day.
Plus muslims.

>being rude to france

Huh?

They didn't help us in the perfect moment during WW2, same with Britbongs

The sandniggers invasion, we are going eventually look like has England

This is your average Canadian female

they are mostly black

It says right in the excerpt you posted that your entire government acts in Lizzie's stead with her permission because she can't be bothered with you. She even leaves Royal Assent, the cornerstone of your archaic, undemocratic legislative process, to her viceroy. The only bitch here is you, leafbro. Should've joined us and rose up when you had the chance

La République Française n'a jamais été, n'est pas et ne sera jamais la France.
Quand tu entends les hommes politiques, ils ne parlent que rarement (FN mis à part, mais c'est simplement par nationalisme au sens révolutionnaire du terme) de la France, de son histoire et de ce qui l'accompagne depuis sa fondation.
On ne parle que de défendre les "valeurs de la République", mais elles vont à l'encontre de ce qu'est la France, càd un conglomérat de peuples européens réunis autour d'une langue et d'une tradition littéraire, le tout uni par le catholicisme, en acceptant des minorités religieuses (Juifs puis Pr*testants et enfin Musulmans) mais sans jamais promouvoir les mœurs de ces minorités ni même vouloir le vivre ensemble.
Et au niveau politique, Dieu et le Roy.

>Our based Queen leafs us too our own devices while retainint the beautiful tradition and monarchy
>You should of joined us too be ruled by a Kenyan who has us by the balls

Nah, I'm okay.

Hey I've been too Auckland, you can't point any fingers.

Je comprends et je t'approuve
Mais c'est trop tard