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>tfw no publix

Eating some publix potato salad right now and drinking some fine publix water

let's all act like brits ITT

Fuck off your man

t. made his thread 20 posts early and still posted it after me
butthurt much

seriously fuck off micked

this is the thread, like it or not

you'd understand if you had publix wherever you live

>3 threads up
jannys gunna freak

I didnt even make this thread, it's just that me and just about the rest of /cum/ thinks you are a cringeworthy autist

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dominicks>publix
too bad they shut down
this is war

>work at midwestern pizza chain in Ohio
>closing shift as driver
>someone calls the store an hour or so before close
>gives phone number, doesn't have an ohio area code
>tries ordering, but has no idea what is on the menu
>ask if he will pick it up
>"yeah you guys are right by publix?"
>tell him we are in ohio
>immediately hangs up
Dang floridians man

brits are the definition of cringe holy shit

haha FOY hows the weather today where you are lads haha *sprays runts* that'll teach em haha, dirty runts, minging haha

business idea: capitalise on posting like this haha

Unfortunately they don't really differentiate. Light brown (not arab or hispanic) will get you lumped in with black stereotypes.

You want to aim for the west coast (which is great because a lot of azns are moving in there) if possible. East coast university areas can work as well, but as you saw from the tie salesman, even a place as multicultural as NYC can have this bias. You want to go to more "loose" and "free/fun" places, where strict azn culture is deteriorated (and not stricter areas like a lot of the northeast)

You forgot the fedora image with green text

highly doubt you've even set foot in a publix

youtube.com/watch?v=AKSZWme3Bpc
My theme song

BTFO

twat

FUCK OFF MICKED

FUCK OFF MICKED

FUCK OFF MICKED

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I hate americans so much

are these the posters in /brit/?

>i side with the janny when its convenient for me
im ashamed of you lad
thought we were in this together, againsg all hotpockets

aye lad fuck yanks, bunch of cretinous wankstain melts they are

i'll continue posting on this website surrounded by them though

but only in my enclave thread

This one sentence describes the entirety of british """culture"""

wow. absolutely btfo

hey micked

it's me, the "fuck off micked" guy

i'm also the publix guy

lmao literally lmaoing

I can blend into a multitude of terrains. Rather than my environment shaping me, I shape into the form of my environment. Such is a life characterized by trickery and deceit.

Yabby innit

Shite off you naff pillock

Gtfo mick

fack off you absolute bellend

Average British poster
youtube.com/watch?v=PhRz3SZfzNI

actual brits out.

Great my christian mom caught me watching tranny porn and thinks I'm fucking gay and now I have to explain myself in a family meeting

Is this a Bruce Lee Quote?

Who the fuck has family meetings?

Gas yourself

had to reset my phone keyboard, jeeps going to shit
anyway not sure which way to rig the poll

>britain wants to starve out this instead of getting their bucktooth genetics MICK'D
how gay are british men desu

Would you rather get caught with tranny porn or mlp porn?

cringed

My phone keyboard is acting fucky too. First it started autocorrecting random shit, then it started lagging to fuck, then it just froze on the screen. After restarting my phone i no longer have autocorrect

>be autistic
>people ask me to go out to a bar with them
>get there
>have to use the bathroom because I held it all night
>have trouble pissing in public places but figure I have to piss so bad it wont matter
>go to the bathroom
>there is no door to the bathroom
>the bathroom is basically a urinal in a closet
>after about 5 minutes manage to squeeze out a spurt of piss
>entire bar could probably hear me because there is no door and its a tiny room
>go back and drink the rest of my screw driver
>get home later
>mfw

same, weird

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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tranny

>no canadians or mexicans ITT so far

i make the best threads

>how should we help somebody with an issue
>publicly shame them immediately

your parents are brilliant you fucking homo

wag1 lads

they aren't real niggas

>>have trouble pissing in public places
Hold your breath nigga

I'm not a fucking fag
tranny I suppose

>brits and aussies all think im a yank
>americans all think im a mick
cant anglos agree on anything youre all the fucking same
i disabled all the bullshit but what happens is i tap a field and no keyboard comes up for 20 seconds. only solutioj is to restart my browser. really irritating

Galaxy s7?

Very gay desu

Celts are the only true white race

North germanics are close though

ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
CHORUS: ALL I KNOW
DESPITE THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKING ME
ACTING LIKE I WAS PART OF YOUR PROPERTY

At least tranny porn is defensible

wagwan mandem doin a cheeky shite while i listen to morissey ahahaha absolute roadman i am ahahaha

>german is a furry
Not surprising

My father was Ethiopian and I have pretty light skin, so I don't really look too black. I also don't act or sound like an African-American because both of my parents are immigrants and I'm from a predominantly white area. I could probably pass as a weird looking arab if not for my lips. I might just get lucky because I live in the PNW.

I think you misspelled "i hate americans"

no iphone 5c lol
fucking hate everything about it desu, my whole screen is fucking up and i can barely use it

ah shit a canadian just posted

thx I just pissed my pants

>Great my christian mom caught me watching tranny porn and thinks I'm fucking gay and now I have to explain myself in a family meeting
>caught me watching tranny porn and thinks I'm fucking gay
>tranny porn and thinks I'm fucking gay
>tranny porn
>thinks I'm fucking gay
>thinks
I got some news for you user...

youtube.com/watch?v=FLAVsPMzPRU

I don't think that would work but I'll try

REAL NIGGA HOURS

you can never live in an english speaking country again
where do you go

>twism
what ?

mexico

dgaf about americans really, funny to laugh at when they're in england but not really my concern :^)

Japan or Uruguay

I hate when i admit this but she is qt

youtu.be/ZrbmW6HN1Rw?t=1m31s

lmao u r gay
i guess you cant live in mexico either

No, it is a remark by me, the master of deception. And because an explanation of my plight was deleted in one of the new threads..
>*animorphs into a primal beast* I... no longer hold any true identity. I've simply carried around the mask of pretense for so long that it has molded to fit my face. nobody knows who I really am anymore... so I shall temporarily cling to the identify of a primal beast.

Switzerland.

japan or some spanish speaking country because those are the only ones i could hold at least some semblance of a conversation

but i don't think i'd want to live outside of an english speaking country, i don't really like people outside of the anglosphere desu

I like this songs lyrics but it's bad music

california

denmark for reality
costa rica for meme life

Mexico
>use my saved monies to buy a house by the beach
>fish and drink till I die

GO HOME AMI
ebin
not bad

Argentina

Good post

I know a few black hipsters in the PDX who get along with all kinds of women great. You don't have to be a hipster, but just having a "hipster-like" appearance and looking loose and fun will weaken stereotyping.

pic related is of a goofy kind of black pnw guy

good luck senpai

/cum/ - Canada, US, Mexico

norway

and fuck off micked

It does work, I do it all the time when I have to piss in public because I'm pee shy too
It does take a while, maybe up to 30 seconds (I've never actually counted) but eventually you're bladder will just release on its own, you gotta keep your breath held though with maybe a small gasp here and there though or else the stream willccut itself off prematurely
That's my experience anyway
And don't worry about suffocating to death or whatever, you can't die from holding your breath for too long (not under normal circumstances, anyway) and if you go too long without breathing your body will reflexively take a breath anyway

>gf's cleaning and I'm here shitposting
>I'm sitting on a chair and my dog climbs on my back
>ask the dog "can I help you?"
>mom responds "Yes please" in a tired tone
>says if I can sweep
>she unironically thought I was talking to her

You guys should really get one of these.

his song with biggie was the only noteworthy one tbhfam.
Iceland

yeah i live on the beach and it's funny to laugh at euros who can't fucking swim get in the water for some reason then look surprised when a rip current starts taking them out

EUROS FUCKING OUT NOW

where my yoga boys at?

Ukraine because I was born thereand still speak the language kinda (I can understand really well, just not speak it so much because I have a hard time remebering specific words

if ur a grill ill be ur anything you want