>this triggers Americans
This triggers Americans
Joseph Foster
Isaac Morgan
I ate 2 just a week ago
Dylan Phillips
omg and people still have the audacity to call my countrymen fat!!
Daniel Gomez
Say that to my face, leaf
Eli Smith
>le anime girls are badass meme xDDD
stfu
Chase Ward
...
Jeremiah Mitchell
I think I'll get one tomorrow, I'm actually in the minority that likes them more for the chocolate than the toy...
Julian Anderson
...
James Butler
Cuck apologists make like a Canadian flag and leaf
Jace Gray
...
Nathan Young
tfw choco egg is not common in Japan
Mason Sanders
fun fact
those illegal to be sold in the U.S.
(choking hazard)
Liam Reyes
>this is allowed because it can't legally be called confectionery
what was meant by this lads
Julian Rivera
That's the joke Uwe
Nicholas Morales
I can eat 10 in a month(or in a week) and I won't become fat. Because I'm a male.
Caleb Brown
It's also because you're starving, Ivan
Sebastian Wood
>what was meant by this lads
he likes it the bum
also canada banned irnbru and other brit foods because they had too many vitamins
Daniel Flores
>not getting fat because you eat the occasional sweet makes you starving
is your stomach the size of a walnut or something
Samuel Jackson
No, Johnny, I eat about 4 times a day, something around 2500-3000 kcal. I'm just a man with manly metabolism.
Colton Nguyen
He's starving because he's Russian.
You're fat because you're Canadian.
Kayden Ross
>hardly any Americans triggered ITT
This is what happens when most of your citizens grow up learning trigger discipline in school.
Justin Ramirez
Brayden Gutierrez
>Implying stale old Aussie bants can trigger anyone anymore
Ethan Lee
>also canada banned irnbru and other brit foods because they had too many vitamins
What? I saw Irn-Bru at my local supermarket not even a year ago. And we have a ton of other British foods here. There's actually a shop in the next town that specializes in imported British goods.
Sebastian Flores
Hunter Perry
>at John F Kennedy airport
>"anything to declare sir?"
>"uh... nothing but my genius" I mutter with a smile
>the customs officer frowns and eyes me suspiciously
>"enjoy your vacation"
>I sigh in relief. Little did he know I was carrying a suitcase full to the brim with precious cargo. 6000 highly illegal little money makers. Two layers of chocolate encasing a yellow plastic capsule, in the capsule? a whimsical toy. The Kinder Egg, known on the street as 'chokers' 'devil's playthings' or simply 'brown'
>I'm at the front gate, I can smell the cold air of freedom- when I hear a dog barking, I stop to see a german shepard sniffing and growling at my suitcase
>"What's in the bag sir?"- a new york city cop, wide as he was tall, a revolver strapped to his hip
>beads of sweat drip down my forehead. I'm having a sugar rush, they say don't get high on your own supply, but I couldn't resist. An air hostess saw me playing with a miniature palm tree wearing sunglasses and asked me about it, I got so stressed I had to excuse myself to the bathroom, then gorged on 5 kinders I kept stored in my anus.
>"oh just the usual t-travel stuff"
>"Open the bag. Slowly."
>I kneel down, and unzip. I reach in. I look up to see the cop staring at me through his mirrored aviators. THWACK. With all my strength I fling two kinders, one into the mouth of the police officer, the other into the german shepard's face.
>they collapse choking.
>"Surprise"
>I take his revolver and tuck it into my chocolate stained underpants.
>The police officer, red in the face claws at me uselessly
>I leave the airport and enter a black van blaring rap music
>the night has just begun
Samuel Wood
You can still find Irn-Bru here.
It's definitely not that common, though.
Gavin Bennett
>You're fat because you're Canadian.
Okay Amerifat.
Josiah Miller
I miss this.
Adrian Gutierrez
These confuse Jews here
Isaac Mitchell
>Tfw your metabolism isn't manly.
Josiah Young
But it's not the original, it looks like a cheap fake...
John White
Do you at least have a manly respiratory system?
Jayden Bell
It's because some retarded kids choked on it because a candy with a fucking tagline based on a toy that they banned them. It's a felony and is even worse than shipping cocaine across the border. Fuck
This does trigger us
Why can't they just allow natural selection?
Dylan Jones
I think I might have inherited my moms asthma.
Nathaniel Harris
AMERIFATTYS AMERIFATTYS
THEY WANT PATTIES
AMERIFATS ARE SO WHACK
FATTY WANNA PATTY?
AHAHAHAH AMERIBLUBS
WANT A RUB
ON THEIR BUN
LOL
Nicholas Ortiz
>we tried to warn you, but it was too late, it was always too late...