You will always be Canadian instead of American

>You will always be Canadian instead of American

america will annex t b h

Basically the same thing though isn't it

at least you aren't asian. oh wait ...

Thank god

It's a terrible feel

One shot at life and it almost went badly

When my father was emigrating, he had four choices of countries to live in: Canada, the US, the UK, and Australia. Eventually, he decided between the US and Canada before finally settling on Canada.

There is a very real chance that I would have been born and raised in the US (New York, to be precise) instead of Canada.

I LITERALLY dodged a bullet. Not that it matters in a few decades...

>There is a very real chance that I would have been born and raised in the US (New York, to be precise) instead of Canada.
>I would have been born and raised in the US (New York, to be precise)

>I LITERALLY dodged a bullet. Not that it matters in a few decades...

YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING FOOL

SLAP YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW FOR NOT MOVING TO THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH. W H Y

You need to go back Phil.

feels good desu

i prefer to have french people and angry natives than rednecks desu

I wish i could, I wish there WERE somewhere to go back to.

>Queerbec

We've already told you Phil, go home. You burgers can gtfo.

But that's better than being American...

I'm sorry Connor but I can't. Alas I was born in this shitty country.

I would gladly exchange my Canadian citizenship for American citizenship

Stop pretending to be Canadian Phil, the jig is up. Not buying it.

What makes you say that, Brian?

Because you Phil's are all the same. It's not even subtle.

Is it so unfathomable that life in Canada is not so great?

Our economy is in the trash, our infrastructure sucks ass, our public transit is horrendous, our healthcare system is in shambles. Literally the only redeeming thing about Canada is that it's pretty safe

Exactly, you should definitely go home Phil.

give me an american citizenship and i will

You already have one, you're American

I am Canadian

what proof do you want

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Seriously though, what's the difference

>Seriously though, what's the difference

The difference between being a Lord and a Slave.

The difference between living in the greatest country in the world, and by far the shittiest "first world" country

I see no problems here.

Bump

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>SLAP YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW FOR NOT MOVING TO THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH. W H Y
I thought that was the Moscow circus? Have they lied to me?!