/carib/: ye olden days edition

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Hola wey

Buenos días

Habla español?

I have a better time reading it than writing it

That languages do you speak?

Papiamento, (broken) Dutch and English.

ok, papiamento is it similar to the Spanish?

Heavy Spanish influence, m8

Can you put a phrase in papiamento?

Criminalidad ta subiendo riba e isla ki y nada ta wordo haci.

Thanks you!

You're welcome.

Did you understand some of it, though?

Good morning /carib/! It's the last day of the con, and I'm sore.
What's for breakfast and plans for today?
Did the previous thread reach limit or?

Si

Ja, dimes abo ta compronde.

What happened to the old thread?

Soggy toast + lazing around like a bum

Thread was kill too early

Oats, gotta work today.
rip, now show us your pussy.

The only pussy that matters

Do Caribbean girls tend to look like this?

Last thread literally btfo

Yeah the ones you're gonna find if you google for Caribbean girls. Realistically no you would probably see 500 gargoyles before a pretty girl.

Plus (in aruba at least) there's not a lot of black girls but the ones that are black are probably from SN and look like your typical black girl

Bakemonogatari is shit.

Take that back immediately

Black women are all so fucking trashy
I love it

Soooooooo
I found out about a bathhouse in San Juan
And let's just say that I got a little more degenerate
Two 50+ year-olds degenerate
Fucking hell I had to check it out bc 18-20 year olds got in free, and I got 2 weeks left to go in for free :[

>ta wordo haci
?

Aww, that's too bad.

*is being done

Wtf are you gay???

Hola

ugh
just ugh.
you will get something bad one day if you keep doing that.

klk manin

post carib music

>Live good

>haci
Gezondheid.

Why do so many of you island niggers come to the US? And why don't you go back? Please, go back.

Wtf are you straight???
What a normie

Sorry I can't hear you over the club music and moans
>You will get something bad one day
I get many things bad every day

GA
SO
LI
NAAAAAAA

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Can I become a pirate?

just ugh.
one day you will get something really bad thou.

yes

How do I become a pirate?

Buy a boat and some guns, then raid some drug boats coming up from South america, then sell the booty (ie, drugs) to some other people.

Valerie post your pipi

>What's for breakfast and plans for today?
Had pulled chicken breast on flat bread

That's a nice box

Sail around and get booty

Did you walk a lot today?

Weren't you a pirate before you arrived in Sweden from Somalia, Mohammed?
Do you miss the good old days? Now the only thing you raid is Swedish pussy

This is some pretty nice weather

about 8k or so because the sun was just too damn hot


Naw,too hot

Ahh, I see.

Temperatures here have cooled this weekend. But I don't notice it unless I go outside, since I have a new A/C and my room stays at 22C at all times.

Any interesting news?

Nah bro it's hot as fuck, I miss the dry Miami heat

>dry Miami
What fucking part of Miami was that? Back in Broward it was swamp ass 24/7

>Tax evasion stuff
>Cop who had sex with his daughter got caught in the US
>Murder
>UAE delegation to come here

Pls in the name of cribbycrab

>Cop who had sex with his daughter got caught in the US
That's crazy
>UAE delegation to come here
Any reason in particular for the visit?

What languages are spoken in /carib/ countries?

Spanish, English, French, Dutch, and some creoles and assorted special snowflake languages and dialects.

>ye olden days edition
>youtube.com/watch?v=rKOYX3B66y8
Also what I miss over the last few days?

From most widely spoken to least spoken
>English>Spanish>French>Dutch

Spanish is more widely spoken than English m8, by both population and total area

It's lunch, carib!
What did you eat? What are your plans?
I love you guys!

That flag looks even more atrocious in icon form.

Everywhere
it never passed 70% humidity

>being this deluded
I bet you also think that English is spoken more widespread than Spanish worldwide

Everyone should just speak Dutch.

But afrikaans is subjectively better than Dutch in every aspect

Shit, you're right.
youtube.com/watch?v=1bFrzDvJmPM

>(broken) Dutch
;_;

Stop

Ebin bump in the name of crib

Stop

Antided 4 carib

Anyone here have any schoolers waiting on the CXC results this year?
> tfw servers are garbage as usual

banana bread and a bulla

Naw they usually visit and we beg for money

I didn't eat anything all day, I regret it but I already brushed my teeth

Nope passed that shit a long time ago

I tried out the dragons
Found out Fenrir was glow in the dark
They were okay but I didn't cum
Something tells me I'll end up using these more on people than on me
Also note to self, next time, get a fucking dragon without a knot

>knot
I thought this would have been common knowledge if you weren't used to them?

Fantasies

>tfw just got home.

How is /carib/ doing tonight?

how can you even fit that in your holes?

Please 4 cribbycrab

Good morning mah carbmens!

What's news today?
>403 murders so far this year.
>Schools began yesterday.
>Woke up to find one of my chickens drowned in a puddle (((
>Have to work today too

Leave my feminine penis alone

4 u

>tfw no cool fort

Ja hallo waar zijn de pannenkoeken :DDD

Well, it is to be expected. I don't speak it every day. Gimme a couple of weeks in Holland and I'll be able to speak it just fine. (Without the Anti accent and ending every sentence with swa/sua or yiu.)

>>
Why?

>Why?
I don't know. There are tons of reason why people kill other people.

Of course. But why such a high number? It's staggering. To me, at least.

Well, we are an island with 3.5 million people. Many of those murders are product of the drug trade. Add to that our current economic woes, high stress level in the general population, etc. And you get that.

It has been worse in past years, but after a downward trend this past few years, this year it seems that the number of homicides will surpass that of last year.

Getting real tired of applying for scholarships...

How do you drown a chicken?

>Also note to self, next time, get a fucking dragon without a knot

i told you it wouldnt fit mayne

What's the best caribbean island to live on?
>inb4 island you're living on currently

For jobs, population, demographics, Internet, goods, and I guess weather.

Heading to Mayagüez
Cue even more tears
I'll post pics of the Bahamas I took while on the plane and you guess the island
First one is easy

I thought of you
It will fit
In time
With practice

Working sucks.

It was a tiny chick. It fell head first into the puddle and it was unable to stand up.

pretty sad ((((

That sucks.

you have now been colonized, this thread is not /brit/ thread

can you all pls do this

thanks xx

how sad.

the grand one?

2 lazy to put up flags.

Hope this will do

What a terrible general

U are generally terrible desu,

>China
Quite surprised my good lad
/carib/ probably has the most interesting of these

Special kind of hell

/carib/ is a cluster fuck of people

Yep.

But honestly, it's not too hard to find chinese people anywhere in the world.

What are you doing in the meantime?

I have a job now and I hate it. I hate working. Why can't I just get free money? Why can't I find a job where I'm just in a decorative position and get paid just for being there?

Tring to get a job, I got "hired" but I keep having to call to see my status.

Grand Bahama is way bigger
And also very empty

I'm purebred PR for 4 generations so....
And that's because it's as far as I can trace back

You pussy

ugh, I know that feeling and it sucks.

Hope you get one soon.

shut the fuck up, you're a masochist that enjoys getting exploited.

shut the fuck up
I overslept and made the #194th turn on a list

>I overslept and made the #194th turn on a list
ohh wow, I want to be glad about that, but I cant.

Are you back in Mayaguez?