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that one lad who's seeing an escort tonight edition

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Keri Sable 2bh lads

>said the paki still going on because war movies shown drone strikes of his family dying

korean pop

/éire/

do you lads like my new shoes edition

korean pop

Come on Lizzie

i dun a thing do you like it?

love these editions

would like to call more attention to this

archery on lads

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no one cares

The majority of those are people with absolute shit tier taste who sperg out when they see a film they don't know

Sup Forums circlejerks GOT and Michael Bay
it's the epitome of pleb

>don't need water every time you step outside
>don't need air con every time you step inside

this is a better advantage than most people realise especially british people who complain about our weather

>last year got called an autistic twat by normies for playing pokemon
>suddenly it's cool and hip and perfectly acceptable to play pokemon GO and suddenly everyones a huge pokemon fan

I hate normalfags

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>Be Yank
>HAHA TINY BRIT HOUSES
>dies of infected papercut

they have been playing pokemon on their phones for years though

Yes I've fucking been, been up to Scottland as well.

Do you know what average means? Most countries have more interesting and beautiful landscapes than the UK does.

obviously cheap

Poleaboo is watching the final episode of Peep Show

>tfw receding hairline at 23

haha at least I'm not a manlet

HARAMBE?

this is a 10/10 in america

>tfw 5'7" receeding hairline at 18

normie friend casually said 'cucked' today

Egotistical foreigners need to fuck off out of these thread. Irish are welcome, though.

were £65 so 3 months wages in ausfailia

this man is too

>tfw full head of hair
>rest of my body smooth as a baby's bottom

haha at least I'm not a manlet

There was a guy wearing a reddit hat in the crowd for the tennis lel.

Oh boo fucking hoo
I've always had a shit hairline and naturally thin hair.
I've looked like I'm balding constantly for years.

>American comedy

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have to piss to be honest

Poleaboo does to

Taking Finasteride with my AA

currently emptying my bowels

Yanks are upset that they have no sense of community.

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>Yes, Australians earn 26.3% more than those in the UK for equivalent jobs.

love how the audience is going absolutely mental over this tripe

Hairs about 5" long now lads, it's in my eyes. I have to wash it everyday or else it goes like wolverines hair. Kill me.

Friday/yesterday was dead for me until 6pm I had a 30 min booking followed by another at 8pm for 1 hour.
The 30 min guy cum in like a minute after going inside, nice easy money!

Then the 8pm client was quite good fun actually. Paid for 2 hours + extra's yet he stayed until 3am. I didn't mind at all he was a nice and funny guy and actually really wonderful in bed. Old enough to be my dad not physically attractive but he made up for it in other ways. Gained myself yet another regular I hope!

Listening to Whitehouse makes my head hurt good

Fuck off

Do you actually have any decent funny stuff?

rorke

>Listening to Whitehouse
good lad

It's not very varied, but British landscapes are turbo comfy

fell right into my trap didnt you you little runt

and thats just to counter balance your $200 video games and other shit like that

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>yanks

yeah same

i Like Nathan for you desu.

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SO ALONE
SO FUCKING LONELY

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We also have fantastic buildings too

for standup? jeff foxworthy, larry the cable guy, jeff dunham, zach galifianakis. just a few off the top of my head

I could post 30 countries that have a similar view and its not even near their best landscape

New client asked me the other day do I think of myself as a prostitute? When I replied yes of course because I advertise as a sex worker and men pay me etc etc , but that many people on both sides of this work may prefer to use other terms , his answer was brilliant.

No he said, if you were a prostitute you would be walking the streets. You are a companion.

Organize Resistance/Brethren > Whitehouse

me entering /cum/

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Yeah we made a show called The Office. You probably have heard of it since there was a british remake of it

Good for you, and I could post 30 different and better views from our countries too.

You're not going to win, we're known for our beautiful landscapes.
Just because you can find equal or better ones doesn't devalue ours.

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This is literally untrue. I'm very well travelled and Britain is still the most beautiful country I've ever been to.

Rural Britain can never be recreated, it's one of a kind. It might not as vast as America and not allow for the picturesque photo shoot opportunities that comes with that but when you're actually there it's magnificent.

please tell me this is ironic

Interesting.

It seems men generally get hornier when the weather is nicer. It generally seems to help. Thank you for sharing. xx

this man is a spy. dont listen to what he says

>it's an american bashes on the UK's countryside again episode

yawn

weak bantz lad

get back in the hyperbolic bantz chamber

Someone please translate this for me:

Guten Tag
Machen Sie doch bei unserem Wettbewerb mit, sie haben einen tollen Style...
Freundliche Grüsse

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why was this castle not converted after the 13th century like most castles across Europe? might have asked this before but I don't remember

Inara?

>We're known for our beautiful landscapes

Absolutely fucking howling

why would it be ironic? I just listed some relatively popular stand up guys that I think are pretty funny

Nathan is Canadian
every good "American" comedy is Canadian.

this is truly fucking sickening lads

take me back to monotonous, drab and lifeless generic american suburbia #386 NOW

gf is getting into anime lads
how do I make it stop

C O M F Y

Not all of our buildings were.

We have a fair amount of castles dating a far back as the 9th century.

>25
>horrible swimmer
>mates are always doing water sports
>can't join in because I would fucking drown
>want to learn to swim
>don't want to go the the local pool and look like a cunt

do they not have google translate in africa

I Really cant tell the difference desu. You both sound the same

hello jamal

People I hate: Knobheads that go paintballing and take it seriously

all of our castles should be converted to mosques in case it provokes ISIS to attack us x

About to have a wank, then a smoke immediately after. This is the life.

luckily the kikes did an excellent job at destroying this so you wont have to worry about it much longer

Not true. Trailer Park Boys is a funny american comedy

the difference is if its funny its Canadian.

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noone lived in them after everyone was done larping?

>mates are always doing water sports
bit weird 2bh

HE BURNED MY PATCH

just never try instead :^)

>Select language
>English (United States)

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Greentext her

its an american tv show, on an american network, with american writers.

its not unreasonable that you couldnt notice

Look at this, it's absolutely disgusting

We could build government housing for less fortunate minorities or something useful like a mega mall

DELETE THIS