>TFW shit my pants a little and have to put underwear into the laundry and my mom will probably see
what do
>TFW shit my pants a little and have to put underwear into the laundry and my mom will probably see
what do
Throw them away?
Pre-wash them in the sink.
eat them
a non-troll answer, thanks
I'll do that now, it's not that much I just had shit coming out of my ass and i could feel it before i got to a toilet just barely
then when i blasted it into the toilet the water splashed back up onto my balls and then i came
Kek I remember as a kid my brother would constantly shit his underwear and just toss them in the back of the closet.
>mfw we were moving and mom discovered a treasure trove of shitted boxers in the closet
>I remember as a kid my brother would constantly shit his underwear
only in america
He was autistic, you fucking asshole
he's not now? how did he get cured?
Just banter, it sounds like a memorable time from your childhood and quite funny actually
Why the fuck are Canadians so insensitive? I thought leafs were supposed to be all nice and polite?
How did you shit your pants? I've only done that as an adult when I was ill and farted too hard.
topkek
Eat them, it's the best way to hide the evidence.
Do your own fucking laundry.
>and then I came
What?
Global Warming
use that leaf from your meme flag to scrub the poop off them, you cuckold
i fart too hard
i think it's the combination of food i eat, i just chuck everything in there and hope for the best. Usually i get diarrhea every other day
That's not healthy and you should go to a doctor
Do your own laundry NEET.
>had heavy meal
>fart
>it comes out with liquidy shit a bit
I have a job but laundry is a woman's job
I know you cook and do laundry like a cuck but not everyone.
A man's job is to make money, a woman's job is to do all the chores
>mom had to go through all my cum stained pants when she did laundry
Ah ha, a classic man. If you didn't shit your pants and cum when water hits your balls, I'd respect the hell out of you