Why does everyone love France?

Why does everyone love France?

This is now a Franco-Dutch friendship thread

We are in a daddy/little girl relationship with England.
Come to daddy, Albion

I love France.

France is a girl (slut)

It's a really nice cunt. Better and friendlier than Germany or Sweden, for instance.

England is sluttier.

Because it's cute.

>England is sluttier.
Can't deny the amount of slags here tbf.

>yfw England's version is a slag passed out drunk on a park bench

Literally everyone hates France. Arrogant traitorous cunts who think they are above everyone else.

Which is odd, because everywhere in France except Paris, people are great, and working double shifts to compensate their capital's cunts. Great food, humble, hospitable people who treat you fairly even if you don't speak French.

Ayy lmao akbar

>le muslim accusation

>I'm not fighting for liberation from the aristocracy right now

IM WASTING MY EXISTENCE

He is right about;
> Arrogant traitorous cunts who think they are above everyone else.
though.

Not everyone else. Just the british.

Moi j'aime bien la france et surtout les francais

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rude

liberte egalite fraternite (add the accent aigue yourself)

>Britbong upset about getting beaten the fuck out of France in 100 yrs war

Pathetic anglos

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>American don't understand some friendly banter between two rivals.

>banter between rivals
>not banter between nice friends

Best friends forever.

They had a very strong (and mostly positive) influence on all of Europe's culture.

Gibe Alsace-Lorraine though

Is that Omaha?

>Alsace-Lorraine
go away turk

>not banter between nice friends
The French and English relationship is a love/hate one.

é é é
There you go

Welsh Longbow*

ALSACE LORRAINE WILL NEVER BE GERMAN, IN THE GERMAN EMPIRE IT WAS JUST A TERRITORY LIKE FINLAND FOR SWEDEN. ALSACE IS FRENCH, MOSELLE IS FRENCH.

I love you too senpai

I thought the average opinion was But I at least like every country itt desu

Nah, people love France. The other stuff is just banter.

aka "i hate paris because people there disagree with me politically"

The average Brit likes to make jokes about the French, as I've heard French do with Brits as well. But deep down we don't have any problem with ya, and are actually quite fond of you.

In my experience, it's more "I hate Paris because it's full of actual people and not tour guides"

Because we're God chosen people.

despite the fact that (I think) we've had far and away more wars with France than any other nation, today I think it's mostly a love-hate relationship with a lot of friendly ribbing, but deep down I do feel some sort of kinship with the french. hell, I've been there on holiday so many times, it really is a beautiful country. can't say I've ever been to any of the major cities but I suspect they're just as pozzed as ours. the real france is still out there.

*raises ISIS finger*

it's called Elsass-Lothringen actually