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Zeus is angry edition.

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ce general de cretini lol

>Zeus
Perun*

>talkin bout CS?

Yes t b h. I told everyone I am rookie and they say it is ok but one bitch kept calling me names whenever I die.

3rd for Kadıköy

NOVA SKOLA NA ASFALT
STIGLA JE MATORI
NAPOLEON DOLAZI
SVE CE DA VAS RASTURIIIIIIIII

youtube.com/watch?v=LbLAVzanEqQ

samo jako braco

t. provinciali

How does it feel to know you will never live in comfy Kadıköy, Istanbul?

Whoever he is, he is shreking skopje right now.

ja irl
youtube.com/watch?v=OCBrL6YbtW8

Is the half serb on? I don't want to bait by myself

I would live in galata or beshiktash, because I'm patrician.

im 20% serb

effendi post your steam pls

This t b h. Kadıköy is for degenerates who drink beer and throw up on the floor while listening to pseudo-communist shitty rock bands. You have good taste Makedon so which part of Skopje is best for living? I need a place close to 7mica for some orders tho.

nah, doar un om normal

It was all this gluttonous faggot's fault

you see his skin color? thats no tan
thats ajvar
he covered himself with ajvar before each battle
this is unrecorded fact

How is 20% possible? if you have a grandparent you're 25%, if you have a great grandparent only you're 12.5% serb

might as well post the actual song then
youtube.com/watch?v=LHCz6Cignqs

clujianon cand tai porcul?

grandparent who had a croat grandparent, all from bosnia

Debar Maalo is the best neighberhood in Skopje and it's also close to 7

No t b h. I don't want my comfy steam profile to be flooded with KEK shouts.

Damn, that place looks nice. Can I live there without facing racism from locals because I'm a Turk?

This painting is held in italy 2bh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Mosaic

What can we find in greece about him? Do you have some cool museum or something like that, or is macedonia the only place doing statues and stuff about him?

this is it
youtube.com/watch?v=RIdaEHLWynU

>Can I live there without facing racism from locals because I'm a Turk?

Yes and they are also used to foreigners there, we're pretty chill

Vodno or kapishtec are the patrician neigborhoods.

aнтицки aјвap?

aнтицки aјвap!

The Vergina Museum contains the relics of his father, King Philip, including his golden larnax and his whole tomb

I've been there and it's awesome

as for Alexander, nobody knows where he was buried and all sources are contradictory

Which balkan country could survive a car crash...?

Albania

I don't think people would hate you because you're a turk, i already know a turk from kapishtec, but he's pretty integrated, he's pretty much a mak.

IIRC, I'm pretty sure Alexander's body was in Alexandria during Caesar's time. I recall reading about him visiting the tomb.

Nice...

Good. I will contact some rich Turks in Skopje to find me a job t b h.

Checked them both look shit t b h. Are you baiting me?

>White cheese

Worst kind of cheese t b h. I like Asian skinned yellow cheese.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

are there turks in skopje? local turks i mean
for example, before the war, my dad told me that there were many turks in skopje, but even more in kosovo
in pristina for example, serbs were mostly people who worked in the military and state firms, while the turks were rich townsfolk who lived there for many generations and were therefore quite rich, so something like bourgeoisie and an elite. all the albos wanted to learn turkish and to be like turks
don't know if all the turks now identify as albanian or if they're still there
i reckon there were turks in skopje too, skopje was a big city 100 years ago, bigger than pristina

Heard from a Turkish co-worker here that people were very friendly when they found out he's a turk. He went to Ohrid for vacation. Since the coup he says he isn't Turkish anymore Effendi, he says he's Bulgar now and doesn't care about Turkey anymore and will throw his passport in the trash. How does that make you feel?

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

honestly fuck graham

kapistec is middle class

delet

Post forgotten memes from winter t b h.

There are 5% from the total population I think.

theyre rare as fuck probably 2% or less, they're chill i guess, they stick to charsija and such, albos such their dick couz baba osman

that's a plausible scenario

For 3 centuries archeologists have tried to locate it, without any fruition till now. And they have studied every available ancient text on the matter

Maybe there were sources in the fabled Alexandria Library, which probably got lost during its destruction.

It is said that many roman emperors have visited the place
Augustus supposely visited it too, and it is said that caligula dressed himself with the armor alexander was dressed with in the tomb and started dancing and wandering around the whole mausoleum

suck their dick*

she phrased it in a way that made it seem like she was refering to him
with the ... before the sentence
dumb bitch

Maybe debar maalo is not the best desu, but I live here so I pretend it is. If you want to go full stealth move to the albanian shithole cair, it's still very urban and inside the city but with things like mosques and burkas, and the old turkish carsija. You'll feel at home and might even hear turkish on the streets

woah rude

They're pretty rare, I've met a few, some were 100% integrated you would never believe they're turks, while others can't talk macedonian properly and sound like albos(but still a milion times more civilized).

I assume this is the 3rd world neighboyhood I saw whilst I was in Skopje.

another perfect game
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103749663/stats/appid/233290/achievements

i'm getting good at this shit.

дa cъм тe питaл?

nice
plenty of 3rd world neighbourhoods north of vardar

yeah if there were "old shops" and mosques you've been there, fyi google maps doesn't select the right area for cair

If turks would be orthodox, would we all be friends and ottoman empire considered one of the best periods of our cunts?

imagine humans evolving into that

lmfao

>Since the coup he says he isn't Turkish anymore Effendi, he says he's Bulgar now and doesn't care about Turkey anymore and will throw his passport in the trash. How does that make you feel?

I don't care. I can't dictate how people feel abot themselves or their countries. T b h I want all our diaspora to cut ties with us and adapt in their new countries like Americans because it is the place they live now. I'm tired with diasporashits talking about the situation in Turkey everytime. I also have relatives in other countries and they are always like Turkey is that Turkey is this. Having many opinions on our country without having any info. He can do whatever he wants, he is not a Turk anymore after throwing his passport in the bin. Not a loss for us.

I had two friends from Bulgaria. They fleed during communism and had two passports. Whenever I asked them about Bulgaria they all went dreamy and told me how they miss it but because of communism it is too late. The point I'm trying to make out is when you live in a land for a long time, it is normal for you to feel a belonging. Your friend was looking for an excuse to forget his Turkish roots and found it.

if turks were orthodox they wouldn't attack the balkans and later western europe in the name of islam

wow dude stop posting yourself

It would be glorious

What google selects vs real thing

Thats mutant finger lost cousian from some russian nuclear test site

yep google is retarded with opstini

Agreed. The girl was a smart bitch I guess and already had a sense of his feelings for her. She just fished him. Fucking whore. Matthew dindu nothing wrong.

I have this game on my library too.

Ruskies are Orthodox and you also hate them so no.

nikol you will be queen when you spread your legs for me

youtube.com/watch?v=JrGlNYc-AGM

WHAT
THE
FUCK

2002. data on wiki says the albos are 25% in macedonia
what the fuck is this
they couldn't have grown by 15% in 14 years, what the fuck

>implying the queen of macedon can be savage tatar girl instead of noble macedonian girl with pure ancient genes

we haven't had a census since 2002, those statistics are retarded

what is this shit lol we never had a census

disgusting

just checked the source and it's a fucking forum where some retard cites some NATO estimates presented at the summit in chicago
seems retarded, i'll probably just disregard it

god bulgar peasant music is terrible

i love you my bulgar bros, but serbian peasant music so much better

youtube.com/watch?v=7SNni4CqtMI

that peasant accordion sound is pure cocaine to my ears.

kek, fuckin retards

>buildings made out of styrofoam, so they can float in the floods
you guys are genius, desu

This reminds me of one time when I was in Canada and I took a taxi back to my hotel. The taxi driver was a bulgarian man around 40-45 years old and I started talking to him about bulgaria and the balkans in general. At first he was very reluctant to even tell me where he was from. Then he said he hated his country because it got fucked by communists and that today it is getting fucked by corrupt politicians and that he is ashamed to even be bulgarian anymore and he wants his kids to just assimilate to canada. I found it very strange because most diaspora "love" their country.

This is why I hate xpozed and shill against his butthurt plovdiv ass

Are you absolutely retarded?
Those are different genres, Nikol is shitty "pop-rap" shit

gotta admit that's a good one

how do u know thats xpozed and even if it is it was just banter 2bh

>hate me because of my creative banter
you are doing it all wrong

plus, i'm not from Plovdiv

i'm from plovdiv too cucklet don't insult the best city in the world

Huehuehue

how are those songs even remotely similar you sperg?

Post the link I want to see the whole thing

Hey guys. I know one of you balks is bound to be a russian speaker.

Do any people here fluent in both russian and english want to make some money? (dont worry its nothing sketch, you just do me a favor and i send you money via paypal)

If interested just reply to this post.

>implying google has any idea where other cities are
pic is my hometown

Are you Miro? How are you? Do you have a girlfriend my bro?

Whatever it is it hurts my ears.

youtube.com/watch?v=f46LkPDypSY

Its not creative banter you butthurt old faggot, Id bash your wrinkled face in

ask in balt

>Posting shit music
>Not posting superior master race music

youtube.com/watch?v=-c3X91Ld-GU

gjilani prishtina prizreni edhe peja ferizaj edhe gjakova wir ficken serbien wir sind kosova

they commies were anti-orthodox

We (Kosovo) won our first gold olympic medal on our first time competing. Great day friends!

yeah m8

it's english wikipedia article about skopje, in the demographic section, i just clicked on the number of the source and then on the link
topix.com/forum/world/macedonia/TCIP28JMU1VLPQHGI
it screams bullshit

however, what would be a reasonable estimate on the percentage of albos in skopje, and macedonia. also, why hasn't there been a census? macedonian and albo politicians couldn't agree about organizing the census?

>we haven't had a census since 2002
>1 and a half decade without sensus
hmmm

I'm talking to a lanklet girl. Very cute one and always smiley. Wish me luck mate. I hope she will give me a chance.

>spits lava with his butthole
>calls me butthurt
whatever floats your boat, i guess
the "floating" pun was intended btw