The EU is DEAD

The EU is DEAD.

Anglo Union WHEN?

>Anglo Union
>30 years later, UK first to leave
>they will call it independence day
>they will toss burgers into Thames to imitate the Boston tea party

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>union with the USA

Lol no fucking way

>a fucking moose instead of a beaver
Dropped it like it's hot desu

fuck off we're full

pls lets be freinds

Cmon man let's unite so I can put my bbc into some of those tight white bitches

>America
>Anglo

>Native Animals
>Lion and Unicorn
UK are retards.

I agree, I'm personally upset with all these states being one country

This

Limeys are disgusting. They're unworthy of life, let alone sharing a political entity with glorious America

We're not Anglo
Besides you'd have to split up the country to go to the respective countries.

South west and Florida: Spain
Louisiana: France
Midwest: Germany
New England: Britain
Alaska: Russia
Minnesota: Sweden

>>they will toss burgers into Thames to imitate the Boston tea party
god fucking dammit poland

midwest is irish clay, capital would be chicago where the irish mob reigns supreme

WE AREN'T ANGLO AMERICA HAS TRANSCENDED THE OLD WORLD FUCK OFF LIMEYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When you accept Queen Elizabeth II (PBUH) as your lord and saviour.

I don't think the UK functions well with unions. They are better off as a small country. A financial services country that uses profits from finance to subsidize other sectors of the economy, not because those other sectors are profitable, but because they need to keep people employed to keep crime and political dissent low.

>WE AREN'T ANGLO
Nobody is arguing here, D'fwan.

Because Florida would kick your ass

Wait so the UK is its own country now that it left the EU?

how is the EU dead?

this

Here's a flag which actually makes more fucking sense

>Anglo Union
>the Queen dies
>Monarchy dies with her
>The new leader is a Canacuck from Qiébec
>America starts a revolution
>Britain votes Brexit
>Australia still wants to be a Republic

or even this one

Give rightful clay pls

This would be the most powerful empire in human history.

Or how about we cut the bullshit and just use this like the good old days?

Count America out then.

Gay.

>France had all of that and unironically lost it all


lmao

Still less powerful than Saint Louis' France, sorry :3

English"men" had more "men"

>A fucking leaf

>Le Agincourt

>USA
>Anglo

Le Hastings
Le Bouvines

At least you still have Saint Pierre and Miquelon

Yea...don't even try to take it, I wanna live there

Gonna be honest here, we're like your twice removed cousins at this point, but you at least know us enough to know that we're only slightly less insufferable than the rest of the world

Waterloo?

It seems pretty comfy tBh.

>Waterloo

IS THIS A FEEL THREAD ?

Its governance is paralyzed by national interests and absence of loyalty to common good.

Of course a lot of it can be tracked to morally bankrupt, cynical political parasites earning their political capital with destructive rhetoric, but at the end of the day these would have no traction if the people were not so self-absorbed and ignorant as to allow themselves to be manipulated by them.

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ikr

1. Ur cunt
2. Are you happy that America is the continuation of the British Empire?

Man, that's ridiculous.

What's ridiculous?

There's too much mutual love for this to happen

Why is France ALWAYS in these threads?

What's an Anglo thread without the Frenchies?

They're our black sidekick in the buddy cop movie that is life

NANI!?

Dunno, we always have Americans, Brits, even Aussies, sometimes, in /fr/ :^)

Topkek

nah fuck that america would try to make us follow their stupid fucking laws.
Eg Tipping.
Do you really want to have to tip?

I'm fighting for breath right now amidst my unceasing torrent of laughter holy shit

> I don't think the UK functions well with unions.
They are currently a union, you spic.

fpbp

Top fucking kek

America is a federal republic. Each state can make tipping illegal if they wanted.

We wouldn't actually force NZ to enact tipping lmao

Tipping is not a law it's just a custom/tradition at this point

>Minnesota: Sweden
muh heritage

Yeah it's a shitty cut-around that businesses do, not a law

why do we even need the uk or nz

I would rather want a stronger Benelux than an EU.
- One currency
- One border
- One telecom industry
- Closer ties between historical regios
- One monarch?

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anglo just means primarily english speaking.

The english language shapes the brain of a child in development to give it anglo tendencies, all natural english speakers are part of the anglosphere, all have been programmed to be anglo-minded. It is an ancient weapon. English formed over the course of many repeat invasions. Having no way to beat back the martially superior enemies, a more subtle method was devised.

Anglo isn't really a genetic thing

Even the English are overwhelmingly descended from native Britons, rather than Anglo-Saxon colonists