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tfw no british boyfriend edition

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France is superior to the UK. Anglos must bow to their French masters.

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Think I've got this one in the bag lads

cant sleel cause im nervous about this job interview tomorrow

im gonna vomit i know it

then how come all the best french athletes are african?

everyone kind of just got along in my school and nobody got bullied unless you were a severe autist

was a boys school though

mixed sixth form was dog shit

Timothy James Byrne
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Rented Flat... For some time now.

Are you still mad about losing?

You'll do great :)

Just remember. Even if you don't get the job it's not the end of the world.

i know that its over
but im tryna hold on

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>le angry frenchman
go away please :)

tim scares me

Reminder that the English language is Germanic, and Latin and French and every other language. Try to stop us.

a bit

need a gatto che cucina e pulisce

awww gatto :3

I went to a co-ed and the girls were much meaner to one another than the guys were

I was legit friendly with 95% of the guys. we may not have been friends but we would say hello and stuff. the girls were all in bitchy little cliques and thought they were on gossip girl or something.

>yank tripfag edition
Not about that life lads we're all in here

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>Lord's Prayer in English
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Heaven.

>Lord's Prayer in Dutch (Germanic language)
Onze Vader die in de hemelen zijt,
Uw naam worde geheiligd;
Uw Koninkrijk kome;
Uw wil geschiede,
gelijk in de hemel alzo ook op de aarde.

>Lord's Prayer in French
Notre Père, qui es aux cieux,
Que ton nom soit sanctifié,
Que ton règne vienne,
Que ta volonté soit faite sur la terre comme au ciel.

Ah yes, English is very clearly French

got in quite a lot of fights in my first school, i always won so the other kids started to challenge me.
then i switched schools and had no problem until i moved to Greenland
Greenlanders were always bothering me and i didn't get any peace until i beat up one of the older kids.
moved back to iceland and everything was alright again

yep

probably cos I was an autist but girls made sixth form boring and uncomfortable, prefered boys only
not even bent

lords prayers most likely to be similar to french 2bh, it's from latin and sticks to an archaic translation

WE ARE ALL LOCATED IN HERE YOU FILTHY YANK SYMPATHISERS

I'm not talking about what's the most faithful to the bible, I'm talking about which language is closer to English; Dutch or French

It's clearly Dutch.

>those people used to rule the greatest empire in human history, after roman

>want to buy drugs on DNM
>need a degree in computer science to figure it out
ah yes, most impressive

I was an autistic fuck in school, got picked on by like everyone, apart from one relatively popular girl in year 11.

She used to hug me, compliment me and sit with me when I was alone. Her hugs were very nice, she'd hug me for over a minute sometimes. One time she wrapped her arms around my right arm and rested her head on my shoulder for the entire lesson. It broke my heart when I heard she shagged some lad after a party.

When she first started hugging me, I was too shy to hug her back so she'd always say "please hug me user". It was best time of my life.

autism

i was saying thats a shite example lad, because they're both likely to be similar to latin, which will make english seem like a romance language

i dunno if i can just read the french and translate it too easily cos it literally seems closer to the english even in word order than the dutch

just use the EU charter or something

Should have hugged her back more. She could be your wife now.

I'll marry you for a green card

Ok :)
Are you a qt like in the pic?

I'm a 24 year old man, not a twink looking boy. And hell no would I wear Union Jack underwear, that's asking for a beheading.

Cop or not?
Can't beat based McKenna, he may be dead, but he lives forever in the astral plains

WE GOT SOME MEDALS NIGGERS