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Police arrive at the scene of the brecon beacons meetup edition

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cara

thailads tag behind the podem on the left

Average grime listener

>The English parliament spoke French for the first 500 years of its existence
You literally can't make it up.

We're so much better than a yank tripfag lads. Disgusting.

England should just come to daddy already.

Reminder that the English language is Germanic, and Latin and French and every other language. Try to stop us.

Peng

VERY good edition

fuck me
she'd get a good shagging from me if it was on offer

>Lord's Prayer in English
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Heaven.

>Lord's Prayer in Dutch (Germanic language)
Onze Vader die in de hemelen zijt,
Uw naam worde geheiligd;
Uw Koninkrijk kome;
Uw wil geschiede,
gelijk in de hemel alzo ook op de aarde.

>Lord's Prayer in French
Notre Père, qui es aux cieux,
Que ton nom soit sanctifié,
Que ton règne vienne,
Que ta volonté soit faite sur la terre comme au ciel.

Ah yes, English is very clearly French.

Guys I think there was a misunderstanding. This thread:
Was actually posted first. I'm sure the janitor will fix this once he gets a chance but you'll lose all your posts if you post them in here.

Might kiss a girl for a laugh

>hallowed be thy name
is this subjunctive

Really want to go to a /brit/ meetup and meet Zac and get him pissed then make him shag a fat girl

that thread's gay as fuck

do you reckon the polish/russians could out drink us? vodka can piss off but I can drink a good amount of rum/whisky

uhh...that's rape!?

FOY
being a yank is one thing but a triptwat too? That's just unforgiveable

bent

>Baguette gymnast breaks his leg doing a landing
>Huehue medics dropped his stretcher taking him to the ambulance
>my sides

>tripfag
>yank
>gay image
you could get away with 1, maybe 2 at a push but not 3

who

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he must be really flexible for his leg to be that shape

I'm sorry I just gravitate towards /brit/ because I feel most at home here.

got a full week off work. let us know what I should do

its funny they seem similar written but spoken they sound absolutely nothing alike

>so zac did you shag her lad?
*brief awkward silence*
>prefer not to say

will this wind die down so i can smoke or what

I was an autistic fuck in school, got picked on by like everyone apart from one girl when I was in year 11.

She used to hug me, compliment me and sit with me when I was alone. Her hugs were very nice, she'd hug me for over a minute sometimes. One time she wrapped her arms around my right arm and rested her head on my shoulder for the entire lesson. It broke my heart when I heard she shagged some lad after a party.

When she first started hugging me I was too shy to hug her back so she'd always say "please hug me user". It was the best time of my life.

Hello

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where are most of the /brit/ posters from?

/yorkshire/ here

English is close to Frisian languages, so we have a lot of similarities to you

Goodbye

iktf, the girl who liked me was a slut too. if i could go back in time i wouldn't care

fietspad

/devon/

When I was 18 this blonde haired, big titted blonde 35 year old woman who loved to wear latex wanted me to go to her house and serve her if you catch my drift

I pussied out and I've literally regretted it ever since.

WHEEAR AST THAR BIN SIN AH SAW THEE

Are you cute

what the fuck did you expect if you couldnt even give her a hug, seriously mate

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sounds like a nice girl desu

panic on the streets of Londonistan, panic on the streets of Cuckingham, i wonder to myself....

Yes :)

Me on the right

>tfw no hugs

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business idea: get a cat

she'd get a good shagging from me either way

downt pub jus avin a slurp pal

good grief

>he's here

just checked and its strong as ever

Manchester.

A wonderful place.

You were meant to say
ON ILKEY MOOR BAH TAT

It's our anthem lad

not the janny 2bh, don't think the devonflag lad is either

bout a million people from devon lad

/zuid holland/

fuck all on at the 'lympics right now, watching little chinky tennis

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wish UK trains were a bit cheaper

On the cross

Have no fear citizen! If you vote Corbyn in 2020, he'll nationalise the railways and it'll be GREAT like the GOOD old days.

CHOOOON

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>his ""county"" doesn't have 2 seperate coastlines
ling my ao at you

Which county's do?

but no cunt is actually ont moor instead of ont yal

ale>anything

one outside the dike and one inside

checkm8

devon

that is all

Doing a drink
*chugs a 40 in one pull*

North, West, South or East Ridings?

YOURE

FAULT
A
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>not living in a landlocked county
Howling at you and your grim seaside shithole ghost towns
Are you fucking thick?
>cornwall

can literally get to any obscure shithole in the UK by train but it costs £50 per minute

Just came inside a girl lads

She asked me to but I still shouldn't have

never realised it actually had a vid
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north. old scarbs

>separate
are you?

She wants a man from High Wycombe

>landlocked

>his county has more than one border
wew lids

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haha west mids is doubly landlocked lads

Good lad.

I was born in North Yorks, spent a few years in East Riding, and live in West Yorkshire now.
Can't beat our county. God's Own Country.

not sure I can suppress my sexual desires and need for affection much longer to be desu think I might physically explode

and do you you wanna know whats really whack see i cant even get a date so what you think of that

alri rasheed

Yes i am sorry

I'll drink to that our lad

pssht
*sheathes katana*
ur lucky kiddo

i drink about 4 or 5 pints of beer every single day. what are the chances this will eventually JUST my health?

Your dad's cock is locked mate

Based

Hmm

>Can't beat our county. God's Own Country.

>liverpoo
Disgusting

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