Police arrive at the scene of the brecon beacons meetup edition
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cara
thailads tag behind the podem on the left
Average grime listener
>The English parliament spoke French for the first 500 years of its existence
You literally can't make it up.
We're so much better than a yank tripfag lads. Disgusting.
England should just come to daddy already.
Reminder that the English language is Germanic, and Latin and French and every other language. Try to stop us.
Peng
VERY good edition
fuck me
she'd get a good shagging from me if it was on offer
>Lord's Prayer in English
Our Father, which art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
in earth as it is in Heaven.
>Lord's Prayer in Dutch (Germanic language)
Onze Vader die in de hemelen zijt,
Uw naam worde geheiligd;
Uw Koninkrijk kome;
Uw wil geschiede,
gelijk in de hemel alzo ook op de aarde.
>Lord's Prayer in French
Notre Père, qui es aux cieux,
Que ton nom soit sanctifié,
Que ton règne vienne,
Que ta volonté soit faite sur la terre comme au ciel.
Ah yes, English is very clearly French.
Guys I think there was a misunderstanding. This thread:
Was actually posted first. I'm sure the janitor will fix this once he gets a chance but you'll lose all your posts if you post them in here.
Might kiss a girl for a laugh
>hallowed be thy name
is this subjunctive
Really want to go to a /brit/ meetup and meet Zac and get him pissed then make him shag a fat girl
that thread's gay as fuck
do you reckon the polish/russians could out drink us? vodka can piss off but I can drink a good amount of rum/whisky
uhh...that's rape!?
FOY
being a yank is one thing but a triptwat too? That's just unforgiveable
bent
>Baguette gymnast breaks his leg doing a landing
>Huehue medics dropped his stretcher taking him to the ambulance
>my sides
>tripfag
>yank
>gay image
you could get away with 1, maybe 2 at a push but not 3
who
he must be really flexible for his leg to be that shape
I'm sorry I just gravitate towards /brit/ because I feel most at home here.
got a full week off work. let us know what I should do
its funny they seem similar written but spoken they sound absolutely nothing alike
>so zac did you shag her lad?
*brief awkward silence*
>prefer not to say
will this wind die down so i can smoke or what
I was an autistic fuck in school, got picked on by like everyone apart from one girl when I was in year 11.
She used to hug me, compliment me and sit with me when I was alone. Her hugs were very nice, she'd hug me for over a minute sometimes. One time she wrapped her arms around my right arm and rested her head on my shoulder for the entire lesson. It broke my heart when I heard she shagged some lad after a party.
When she first started hugging me I was too shy to hug her back so she'd always say "please hug me user". It was the best time of my life.
Hello
where are most of the /brit/ posters from?
/yorkshire/ here
English is close to Frisian languages, so we have a lot of similarities to you
Goodbye
iktf, the girl who liked me was a slut too. if i could go back in time i wouldn't care
fietspad
/devon/
When I was 18 this blonde haired, big titted blonde 35 year old woman who loved to wear latex wanted me to go to her house and serve her if you catch my drift
I pussied out and I've literally regretted it ever since.
WHEEAR AST THAR BIN SIN AH SAW THEE
Are you cute
what the fuck did you expect if you couldnt even give her a hug, seriously mate
sounds like a nice girl desu
panic on the streets of Londonistan, panic on the streets of Cuckingham, i wonder to myself....
Yes :)
Me on the right
>tfw no hugs
business idea: get a cat
she'd get a good shagging from me either way
downt pub jus avin a slurp pal
good grief
>he's here
just checked and its strong as ever
Manchester.
A wonderful place.
You were meant to say
ON ILKEY MOOR BAH TAT
It's our anthem lad
not the janny 2bh, don't think the devonflag lad is either
bout a million people from devon lad
/zuid holland/
fuck all on at the 'lympics right now, watching little chinky tennis
wish UK trains were a bit cheaper
On the cross
Have no fear citizen! If you vote Corbyn in 2020, he'll nationalise the railways and it'll be GREAT like the GOOD old days.
>his ""county"" doesn't have 2 seperate coastlines
ling my ao at you
Which county's do?
but no cunt is actually ont moor instead of ont yal
ale>anything
one outside the dike and one inside
checkm8
devon
that is all
Doing a drink
*chugs a 40 in one pull*
North, West, South or East Ridings?
YOURE
FAULT
A
U
L
T
>not living in a landlocked county
Howling at you and your grim seaside shithole ghost towns
Are you fucking thick?
>cornwall
can literally get to any obscure shithole in the UK by train but it costs £50 per minute
Just came inside a girl lads
She asked me to but I still shouldn't have
never realised it actually had a vid
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north. old scarbs
>separate
are you?
She wants a man from High Wycombe
>landlocked
>his county has more than one border
wew lids
haha west mids is doubly landlocked lads
Good lad.
I was born in North Yorks, spent a few years in East Riding, and live in West Yorkshire now.
Can't beat our county. God's Own Country.
not sure I can suppress my sexual desires and need for affection much longer to be desu think I might physically explode
and do you you wanna know whats really whack see i cant even get a date so what you think of that
alri rasheed
Yes i am sorry
I'll drink to that our lad
pssht
*sheathes katana*
ur lucky kiddo
i drink about 4 or 5 pints of beer every single day. what are the chances this will eventually JUST my health?
Your dad's cock is locked mate
Based
Hmm
>Can't beat our county. God's Own Country.
>liverpoo
Disgusting