You're walking in an alley in the night

>you're walking in an alley in the night
>this guy shows up
>"aye whiteboi *smacks lips* I heard you wuz talkin shiet mane, callin us niggaz n shiet on da internet mane , wuz gud ?"

What do ?

Tell him I'm a transnigger and he's being a transniggerphobe.

My fight or flight decision would be made after I see his legs.

You can just walk away. Niggers run fast but they walk very slowly.

>ifunny

I really wish I had second amendment rights

*uses superior speed and dexterity to maneuver behind this dumb mountain of meat*

heh...your muscle mass and therefore lack of movement and finesse is how you say...*sniggers*...your downfall. You cannot possibly HOPE to keep up with my agility and speed! HI-YAH!

*unsheathes katana*

RYUJIN NO KEN O KURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*slashes musclebound brute in one slice clean in half*

psssh....nuthin' personnel...nigger

I run and if he catches me I start sperging out

...

Let me just get that for you

The perfect reaction to that post

his torso looks like a face

Seeing as I must be in America, I whip out my Freedom Dispenser™ and empty it at center-mass

>"right after it I ask him to back off or I shoot"

> *teleport behind him*
you know the rest

Lick his wide, tough navel and suck his nipples

>trying to talk to the North-American Hood Ape

Call the zimzam of course. What else would you do?

frist of all , how dare u

Only honest answer ITT

press q

I cast greater invisibility then backstab him with a ballista

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>implying he can do anything to me
lmoa

I can probably kick hiss ass because niggers can't fight unless they're in groups.