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Real Colony Hours Edition

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Good thread 2bqh Bruce

good thread

Good gold medal

Statistically speaking you'll probably regret saying that when they beat us again

man fuck off we rekt shit at the last olympics. besides all your medals officially belong to the commonwealth :D

We got your back too

Good night lids

woof woof

honestly fucking hate it when people scream, Just want to walk over an absolutely thump the person doing it its fuckng bullshit "oooh everybody look at me look how startled and frightened I am"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

even worse when they scream over literally nothing

China will win the olympics

gonna punch your mum when she screams after finding your dead body

lmao fucc this gay ass thread

alri now that the UK has a medal who can we shitpost about
germany?
france?

What score is she in britain? Here, she's a 7-8

rasheed

>tfw keep looking for kiwifruit from NZ over here
>it's all imported from china or kenya or some shithole

try it you fucking faggot

pew

FOY

*whinges*

>tfw hype as fuck after Ireland won every boxing match they played today (we're bringing back gold)
>went outside for a fag and started shadow boxing with fag in hand because I'm an aspie
>ash from fag went into my eye and burnt a hole through my sock

Fuck sake lads I'm gonna have pinkeye tomorrow

need a kgirl to do this to my bollocks

PEATY
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looking forward to stacking junk food and cleaning chemicals on shelves tomorrow lads
NOT

ha ha you had me going for a second what a stitch up

We know you do, America.

i'm watching brazil vs iraq in the olympics mens football

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why are there so many hacking lads in the uk?

I've had some Whiskeys that felt like I was actually sucking it through peat.

Get to use my impact driver at work tomorrow lads x
*reeeETAKTAKTAKTAKTAK*

>he's security
>he does it for 7.35 an hour
>he wastes his summer shitposting at night

just woke up
what did I miss?

Ardbeg is the peatiest whisky I've tried, feels like you're drinking smoke

post that one image

you know the one

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*sips a glass of whiskey*
*adjusts fedora*

This one isn't it?

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hey I used to be a nation champion in my class in archery
there were only like 15 people in that class but I crushed them

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*sips glass of alchopop*
*adjusts vagina*

CHEVY VELDIÐ
350 SMALL BLOCK

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*points and laughs at the feeble Brit twinks*

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im holding the lead

>he saved it

go outside

*drinks anything alcoholic within reach to make sure i sleep and don't start shaking*

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BRITKEKS BTFO

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Have you thought about going pro?

slap a cheater kit on that bitch and smoke tires for days

I can't fathom why Brits have such an involuted prose. Why can't you peeps speak colloquially like the boilin' yanks? Why don't you share half the laxity? Half the remissness? What is it that makes thine-self so different???

llf

Think foreigners take the olympics a tad too seriously to be frank

:3 where do we go now

why did you reply to me?

Because we're speaking English, so we're always correct, now bugger off hue monkey.

To the ends of the earth and back

thank you aus ur best colony

fuck india amirite

They're still trying to figure out how to "just be cool, man"

We started that way

A gathering of genetically elite individuals representing their nationality on an international scale is an important thing

>No qt kgf to completely dominate women's archery

Feel like throwing myself off a fucking building when someone reads my message on WhatsApp and doesn't reply.

I only have one a pallet it only has like 90k KM on it and im thinking about putting a turbo on it, boosting 10 psi. Slapping it in a BMW and drifting around town

visir.is/gummitoffarar-hrella-akureyringa-med-iskrandi-havada-ad-naeturlagi/article/2016160629949

About to eat lasagna lads

meh not really a possibility any more sold my fancy target bow and bough a hunting one shoot some geese and now it collects dust in my closet

doing some writing lads

it's well written but uninteresting

friend's dad used to work EMS between tours as a medic with the Army. Got drunk and told me about a guy that jumped off a bridge in a suicide attempt, landing on a concrete slab, and was still alive when they got there. Took him a while to see himself out, don't even like ladders anymore.

Is it an oldschool 350? Most people here have started using "LSx" (really just 5.3l from a Silverado or Tahoe, still similar to the LS platform) for turbo builds because the stock bottom end can usually push 4 figure power for a while with boost. headwork, turbo, tune, power.

why aren't I seeing phelps in any of these swimming events?

can I come iceland and kill animals with your bow?

nbcolympics.com/news/michael-phelps-first-2016-olympic-swim-will-be-4x100m-freestyle-relay

Ah

#justnormiethings

yeah it came from an old chevy van
Know a guy who did something similar and on pump gas its around 650hp

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>tfw I will never go bow hunting in Iceland
Why even live?

colombian qts

how come some events allow only amatuers (boxing) where others like tennis or football allow highly paid professionals??

Yea man the old 350's are cool. Miss seeing them around as much as I did when I was a kid, classic oldschool power. Not sure how they handle boost though, they were designed before the turbo era.

In a lightweight car like a stripped out old BMW you could probably do really well with all motor power. Heads, cams, exhaust would probably slide that thing all day long.

Britbongs, I must ask you out of honest curiosity:

Why are British football fans so cancerous? They consistently get banned every couple of years from some country over acting like subhumans. Did it used to be worse in the past?

What a beautiful picture 2bqh lad

Ah yes, the 'all football fans are hooligans' meme.

Where is America? heh

Sure we can also go snowmobiling
bring some cash to pay of the police in case we get caught

alri lads so here's the line I'm going to use

"Hey [her name] (want her to know I remember her name), this might seem totally out of the blue, but do you want to hang out sometime?"

Eh?

Ginger men are subhuman

America was not part of the British Empire while the picture was drawn.

I wish I could eat a burger or dog on the range, although considering the risk of lead contamination it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

me on the left

>when you've given up all hope of a happy life

Bitsy?

British remake of the office worth watching?

You can boost about 8 psi without too many issues I've been told

boring, unoriginal, evokes no emotion or want or interest

be yourself

was better back then

>willy is larger than 95% of all men
>still looks average
I literally don't know how you lads haven't killed yourselves over your babby penises

Garlic bread? Bit posh.