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tomoko edition

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fuck publix and florida in general

soda pride
world wide

if you call a soft drink "pop" or "coke", you are LITERALLY subhuman

i call it fizzy drinks at home or soda around americans
r8

anime is shitty garbage and asian women are fucking ugly

what if I am referring to a Coke brand cola?

i like anime but hate japan and its culture
rate

4/10

anime?

thats ok, then

ok im going 2 sleepee

I am miniscule

night buddy

>Instead of medication he says "Meds"
>Instead of The emergency room he says "Emerge"

DIE

fuck lads took to many meds, gonna get me mum to drive me to the emerge

I'm not really into anime but Japanese history is pretty interesting. I like the shogun warlord era

night
>Instead of The emergency room he says "Emerge"
why am i laughing so hard

nighty night aspie

it bores me tb h. only part of asian history i care for is the russians in siberia tb h

I hate it when people say poli sci. unfortunately I'm majoring in it and people won't stop saying it

Fucking hate those cunts who say that too

Russian history is pretty interesting too.

>oh user you're poli-sci? that's so cool! Poli-sci is so interesting
we're discussing something and I mention gerrymandering
>oh wow user you really are poli sci
fills me with hatred

just shaved lads

feeling fresh buddy?

no, my blade is a year old and i dont use shaving cream
who /ghetto/ here

Showering while hammered. Does the comfiness outweigh the danger?

I'm sorry buddy. You can't afford new stuff?

Don't forget to wash your butthole. Best feeling.

>Political science major

Are you going to grad school at Hamburger University?

put a chair in the shower that way it's more comfy and you won't fall

i can but im lazy lmao
really should get a new set of blades.

I would be honored to study the art of the burger

are you black?

yes

stop being black then

I use an electric shaver. it's not as nice as real things but electric is so easy and takes like 9 seconds

follow up question:

do you like anime?

wow I have a black friend

>implying disposables are the real thing
a good old safety razor is the real thing
yes
no
i dont

do you have non black friends?

no

yes

praps

weengus

oh the weather outside i s weather

oh. now I'm sad.
do you have family you spend a lot of time with?

this really made me think

yeah theyre assholes
ive got aquaintances but i havent talked to any of em in months

I am hungry

*head rolling around in the distance*

I'll be your friend breh

do you understand this? It's a song in English, but singed by a siberian man

youtube.com/watch?v=dlxhc4iKAns

in the last thread you said you'd be my friend and now you've got this guy too so that's two

oh fuck off
this is just gettin weird

Agreed

Yeah I understand it, I dig it. bretty cool.

this is why you don'y have friends

no thats because i have attatchment issues
this is just because i dont want every tom dick and harry saying wanna be friends xD

Give me a friendly BJ and I'll forgive you for disrespecting me.

You should go see how much maple syrup you can guzzle down before you vomit

BROJOB BROJOB *toot toot*
*swallows it all*
what a fag right
just a prank lmao

still hurt my feelings

A whole bottle. Don't tempt me.

...

*sneaks into your room*
*hides under the bed*
*waits for you to fall asleep*

...

boy i sure hope theres no dirty spic illegals under my bed tonight
*falls asleep*

*wakes up*
"what's that smell?"

I agree, it should be called poli-discipline.

real nigga hours dude

how about poli-di for short?

*gets in his bed*

Fuck off eh

still friends?

spics need to go back to mexico
i dont consider people on Sup Forums friends.

*gets on top of your bed*
*hover my ass cheeks on your snoring mouth*
*release a fat stinker on your mouth*

...

I don't snore

I don't snore

I am a wii fit master

buddy?

back to USA :DD

I don't snore

no

>I am a wii fit master

I wish we had bidets in our toilets, must be amazing too shoot water up your butt

*don't care*
*still releases a smelly log in your mouth*

only japs and southern yuros have those
you know the french have seperate rooms for a toilet and shower? annoying as shit. like every time i shower i always take a piss first

oh

poli-dics

Yeah vapeposting this late?
You afraid of the jannies, huh?
You are, aren't you? You fucking pussy

*calls my wife's boyfriend to defend me*

vapeman is 24/7 mang

...

I'm actually vaping right now too, lol

haha polidics politics
hmm

I was expecting to get quoted and vaped

why do you do this to me?

Is it cool if I say asnooze instead of asleep?
>Yeah, he's half asnooze.