I'll cut the small talk. Tomorrow I've got a java university exam, except I don't know any java. I'm not at all confident in pretty much any basics besides if statements. Even more so since the exam is pen & paper which is completely different to coding an assignment where you get to check if things are right as you go...
Does anyone have any tips on learning java in ~6 hours? or anything that could help lol
>I'm a student who didn't pay attention at all all semester
you deserve to fail btw
Aaron Bennett
This. If you know any other programming language that link will be enough to pass an exam like the one you posted.
Nathan Williams
would that be pretty similar to the student UML thats next to it?
thanks for the link. wouldn't say didn't pay attention, but just can't understand coding + balancing 2 jobs and uni didn't give me enough spare time to practice it.
ok cheers for the +1. I've done html this semester too but that's pretty much my extent of coding (1st year rookie btw)
Aiden Peterson
>I've done html this semester too You're fucked m8
Nicholas Martinez
>You're fucked m8 yeah pretty much this. I know html isn't a proper programming language but definitely thinking I'm fucked
Jack Jenkins
>I'll cut the small talk Nice unintentional word play/10
Cooper Allen
Uow? See you at the exam tomorrow user :)
Elijah Lewis
intentional, thanks feel free to claim it as your own
haha was wondering what the odds were of a fellow uow lurker being here. I'd say good luck but I reckon I will probably need it more than you user, any tips/what have you done for preparation?
Jonathan Murphy
My expert advice is that you should contact your student counselor and see if they need any janitorial staff.
Aaron Reyes
AYYY UOW MY NIGGA im doin the exam tomorrow 2
Andrew Wilson
just go over the lecture slides and assignments and make sure u understand them
Easton Mitchell
yeah good luck my anonymous nigguh
cheers. the assignment solutions haven't been posted anywhere tho have they?
Liam Davis
>haha >u >tho I hate children.
Jaxon Evans
lmao thnx, feel free to shed some of your amazing in depth knowledge of java with a child like myself.
Nolan Brown
I would but judging by this thread I doubt it would stick.
Jace Young
nah they havent
Gavin Butler
you are fucked
Joshua Phillips
I have my java programming exam on the 9th pen and paper too
Nathan Adams
hello buntiful! thicc white women can do java unlike u monkey!
John Gray
why the fuck u on Sup Forums normie
Xavier Morris
see Taylah, is that you?
Cooper Torres
>dun goofed bwahaha!..
Brody Bailey
nice user. Are you feeling confident about it?
Ethan Foster
>writes like a normie >calls others normies
Levi Richardson
not really i have definitely tried i need 40% to pass the course. I got the syntax down more or less but im super struggling with the problem solving and i get confused easy once it starts getting into multiple classes and methods all passing stuff to each other
Joseph Phillips
holy fuck ur gay cunt go jerk it to some anime you little prepubescent waste of oxygen
Jack Martinez
...
Jason Bailey
fuck off Mr Sup Forums police you're greentexting like a normie too. this thread is to teach me & how to write java thanks m8's
Leo Flores
chads run Sup Forums now. deal with it brah :D (damn when are we gonna get emojis on this site)
Josiah Parker
>have a c++ test tomorrow >have an ARM assembly test an hour after it >start studying in 4 hours
I think Monday might be the end of my college career
Jackson Jenkins
finally someone who gets it. Godspeed user
Michael Wright
Cheers to all the friends I've made along the way in this thread, in particular for providing the only helpful info
just watched youtube.com/watch?v=WPvGqX-TXP0, and bloody Derek Bananas just taught me java in 30 minutes. Cheers to all the HATERS you guys are cunts and I look forward to getting 90+ in the exam tomorrow and become the next Steve Wozniak.