SAMSUNG's 'Growing Up' AD BTFO APPLE USERS

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How can Applebros ever recover from this?

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#Hillary2016. Im with her.

only niggers are dumb enough buy touchwiz

iTODDLERS BTFO

Fucking kek.

>That dongle shot
Fucking kek

I like when companies fight, it is good for the consumer

no its not, both waste a shit ton of money and guess whom they are getting it back from?

fucking you and your family.

This isn't even fighting, this is just bullying the retarded kid.

iToddlers WILL defend this.

just perfect. how can apple recover

That's called capitalism, buddy. The thing that broke it is called globalism. Now when corporations spend money in research and ads it goes to pajeets instead of its own country.

Where's the part where Note 7 blows up?

Holy shit, Apple BTFO

Send from my 5s

>no iMessage
>no FaceTime
>green bubbles
>ww2 footage Snapchat quality
>risk of explosion
>Android malware

Wow yeah Apple Btfo lmao

Or lags when opening up any program.

An iToddler has defended this.

But I use a Samsung.

iMessage is the only reason to have an iPhone. That's not an indication of quality.

>no arguments
>just shitposting

Hello again pajeet

>>ww2 footage Snapchat quality
kek

>my iSHIT is better because i am posh

wow lad not sure thats a good argument

this post makes me question whether our whole civilisation becomes dumber and more ignorant or if it's just Sup Forums

Smart people buy Apple.

Proof is in the pudding.

>to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the iNotch

>t. iPoojeet

Anyone else love commercials like this where people grow up?

>that notch
topkek

The utter desperation of iToddlers...

for real though my Galaxy takes shitty pictures in Snapchat

>manchildren arguing over telephones
what value is there in this?

>ww2 footage Snapchat quality
normalfag iToddler detected

blame the snapchat devs. snapchat is not at all indicative of the camera quality on android phones.

>making fun of dongles

And then Samsung releases the next galaxy without the headphone jack

i know, the camera pictures are fine.

I would consider an iPhone but my only issue is the headphone jack.

>pajeet uses poordroid
wew

Oh my fucking god.

>samsung designs better phones
>samsung makes better ads
they should consider other OS

The ABSOLUTE state of iToddlers.

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>This is a typical thread on $CURRENTYEAR Sup Forums

I can't breathe.

kek
hi there, reddit

>green bubbles
This is one of the stupidest, most pitiable "arguments" I've seen used for any piece of technology ever.
Can somebody explain to me why the goddamned color of text bubbles is in any way relevant? Is it just a meme?

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Having green bubbles is the difference between having a girlfriend and not pajeet

blue ones are "free", green one are payed smss. only broke ass niggas use blue ones

iTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

ANDRONES BTFO IN ONE TWEET HAHAHA BROKE ASS NIGGAS

Like the other guy said, the Snapchat devs are fucking Apple dickriders. They've openly said how much they don't care for Android and the reason the camera is so shit is that it doesn't even use the phone's camera API, it just takes a screenshot of the view finder as your picture. As if you were to open the camera app and take a screenshot. It's almost like they go out of their way to fuck non-iOS users

PAJEET TRIES TO “FLIRT” WITH HIS GREEN KEKBUBBLES LMAO

Imagine being THIS much of an assblasted iToddler.

LMAO IMAGINE BEING AN PAJEETDROID LUSER

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the absolute madmen

I don't get it

L M A O OKAY GREEN BUBBLES

Only americans care that much about green bubbles/blue bubbles. Everyone else in the world isn't too self-righteous to download WhatsApp to talk to other people.

>spends > $1k on fisher price phone
>has no money left for messages
who's the broke ass nigga now, mctoddler?

HA SMS ISNT INCLUDED IN YOUR PLAN?

YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM?

LEAST I CAN SEND PICS AND VIDS AND GIFS HAHA FUCK POODROIDS

ITODDLERS

PERPETUALLY

CONTINUALLY

CONSTANTLY

INCESSANTLY

IRREVOCABLY

UNREPEALABLY

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UNTIL THE END OF TIME

This is as autistic as Chris-chan and Sonic's arms.
It just boggles my mind, how can such a huge group of consumers be so brainwashed that they use the fucking color of text bubbles as a tool of bias.
Call me a fedoralord or whatever you want, but this shit just convinces me that humanity is doomed.

>SMS
What the fuck?

STEP

UP

YOUR

CELLULAR

GAME

LAGDROID

He's 12, what do you expect?

Apple's marketing style and hipster SJW pandering just tends to attract these mentally disabled freakshows.

>2017
>using sms

>pajeetdroid stressing out iPhone intellectuals

Like pottery.

How about now?

>iToddlers don't have MMSs
Hahahahahahaha

Also, notice how the pictures posted in this thread reference welfare niggers pretending that they're better than others for using an iPhone.

kek

>making up shit as you go along

Okay pajeetnigger

Yeah, took me a while since I never used one of those phones, that background is a good hint.

yeah it sucks because that is basically the only app I use except for discord (research group at uni uses discord so I have to use it too)

>iToddler cant afford SMS

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I've been thinking about trying out my first iPhone to see what it's about.

Is now a bad time to get one?

There was never a good time to get one.

>so much buttblasted
hi, nice phone number

Oh look, it's the same 12 year old britbong iToddler with no life and spends all day in mommy's basement spamming shill threads.

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Get a FUCKING LIFE kiddie

>replying to a shill thread unironically without sage

Any true Sup Forumsentleman would buy an android phone, but not a samsung touchshit phone.

Fuck off samsung.

iTODDLER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>640x1136
This fucking poorfag iToddler is literally using a an iShit 4 while shilling his fruit religion products he cant even afford.

Also, nice LONDON phone number faggot.

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Oh holy shit it's almost on level of *that* ATi ad.

Do not get your hopes up too high. Google used to laugh at Apple for removing the headphone jack, then they themselves removed the headphone jack. Samsung might do the same.

>640x1136
>common resolution among iPhone 5/5c/5s/SE models
>iShit 4
try again faggot

How will iToddlers EVER recover?

How many pizzas would you like delivered to your house iToddler?

oh no, how will I ever conquer "that Lexci hoe"?

20 please

>remove jack cause "it will be thinner"
>new ishit has same thickness as previous one
>iphag x is actually much thicker than previous one
smart moves

This. It's honestly just marketing for the current Galaxy models on the market. Doesn't mean anything going forward.

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Nice number pajeet

Nice number iMohammed.

Too bad g6 is better in basically every way

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great ad for a shit phone

W1 exists you fucking tard

Why is a fucking ios only messaging app something relevant? Everyone with and without a brain is using whatsapp, sms is deprecated.

Heh

ayylmao

I genuinely laughed. Holy shit.