I got fired yesterday because my boss went to check how I was doing, and I'm one of those that works for the deadline

I got fired yesterday because my boss went to check how I was doing, and I'm one of those that works for the deadline.
I do great setup then stall until the deadline because I'm not an idiot to do more projects for someone and be paid the same.
We had some misunderstandings regarding the project (my now ex-boss knows nothing about programming and is a casual Office user and she sends a lot of emails) and I had to redo something 3 times in project because my ex-boss gave me wrong info. I met with the client last Friday, asked few questions and I knew what I was supposed to do and how to do it until this Friday.
Ex-boss all of a sudden comes to me, "user how is the project going?", told her "It's almost finished" and she asked me to move so she could sit on my place.
Fuck me man, I know where this is going. She starts clicking everything, checks history and accuses me of playing games at work... It was a fucking video on Youtube, that's how far it goes.

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Two hours before that, I was on Sup Forums and reddit just to spam click some interesting titles to read them later on, didn't pay attention to nsfw warnings.
My boss is now looking at some "joy from sweden" fucking gif where some girl is playing with her pussy. Didn't even know I clicked on that at all, I just opened and closed tabs to read it at home after work as I have my history synced. "Are you looking at porn at work?".
She proceeded to look at memes, I lost my shit and started chuckling and she gets even more mad.
"What will I find in your downloads?" More fucking memes with qt animu girls I have to use online for avatars.
Pic related is what she opened, put her hands like her and said "Look at her". I fucking lost it, could barely breathe.
She emails my history to herself (c&p into fucking .doc file) and brings some papers to sign 10 minutes after.
My history is full of shit, lucky that some threads on Sup Forums expired. There are time stamps, opened like 10 tabs per minute and closed them, somehow in her head I managed to watch gifs and shit in 6 seconds and read some stuff. History itself is not my personal stuff to be honest, just the state of reddit and Sup Forums at that time, just got unlucky with "joy from Sweden".
I also checked the email she sent herself (she c&p same thing 3 times, then did it properly the 4th time) and there are 2 more nsfw pics. One of them is where a girl has cum on her back and pillow and she licks it off the pillow.
She will have fun looking through that list, that's for sure.

Also, I respected deadlines and I did my job well, did even more than I signed up for, spent 10+ hours every day working (including weekends) and I get fired because I opened some memes and a gif of some girl rubbing her pussy. It wasn't embarrassing at all, was quite funny but I lost my job which I was meh with. Could be worse.

How was your day?

sToP wAtChiNg PorN aT wOrK

Well, that was/is my personal PC I brought in the office as they didn't have one for me to use. Porn isn't something I was afraid of showing up somewhere.

>not bringing your own personal machine to work so you can browse Sup Forums and Super+L any time someone walks by.
Are you retarded?

Congrats for your promotion OP.

Wait, hold on, you let someone go through your personal machine? Why?

>delay projects on purpose to do as little work as possible
I hate people like you, that's why i catch on to your stupid game by shortening your deadlines and loading you down with more work, dumbass special snowflake, it's not hard to tell when you're stealing company time.
It's always the programmers too, they're so entitled.

If he does the work why does it matter

Pay better then

she probably just didn't like and was looking for any reason to fire you. I wouldn't take it personally.

>employer hates you
>it's not personal

Sup Forums is not your personal blog

Thanks, I deserved it a long time ago.

She just asked me to check it out, I didn't want to delete my history through my smartphone as I see history as a diary, helps me remember stuff.

Didn't delay shit, deadline was supposed to be in a month and she cut it in half because I was underpaid and she wanted me to do more work. That one project was worth like 10 of my paychecks, but nah, let's do more.
I wouldn't call myself entitled, I'd call myself being able to respect myself enough not to make someone more money with extra work and not being paid for it more.

She actually loved me, I scraped a ton of emails in minutes while it took them hours.
Fixed stuff around the office and made their lives and jobs easier.

If that's a company that fires people for some shit they look at online, yet they still do the job well, I wouldn't bother. You should be happy to have been fired, OP.

The place I currently work at has a super chill boss. He almost certainly knows we all look at fucked up shit during breaks, but he doesn't care.

The problem here is not how well you worked. The problem is that your manager was a woman. The woman saw you having fun. It could not comprehend the sight of "fun". It is an alien emotion to the female kind. Therefore, it had to erase any sort of trace of this unknown thing, to prevent it from threatening her view of the world as a cold, dark and lonely place because all her friends are getting fucked by niggers and Chads while she's stuck in a dead-end office job.

Women should never be put into positions of power, especially not in programming environments.

some people are cunts. and they're usually women that barely work. gossip and a little bit of power, and they think they've contributed to the world, instead of actively sabotaging progress.
she's just the first cunt in an organization about to be over run with cunts. OP is lucky to be out of there.

>working for a woman boss

>pay better then
>I was underpaid and she wanted me to do more work

A literal shit flinging pajeet monkey with an internet connection can do what you do.
Why do you want more money to do barely any work to begin with?
You programmers are all the same and that's why you're being outsourced so fast and readily.
Everyone sees you as a liability, a net drain on the company.

God that girl (male) is so fucking attractive.

You get what you pay for

That’s an actual girl you baka

Why WOULD YOU LET YOUR BOSS CHECK YOUR OWN FUCKING Pc YOU IMBECILE? FUCK OFF AND DIE IN CANCER , I M GLAD YOU GOT FIRED KEK

If you are going to do something wrong, do it right

>doing things not related to work
>at work

I understand burnouts and sometimes logging into social media or reading some interesting article to relax a bit, but man, you deserve getting fired for not doing work deliberately.
I hate programmers like you, especially if you're one of those who get the others hung up because they're waiting for your output to work.

>sitting on work until deadline instead of making the most of your time
>browsing Sup Forums at work
I'm a freelancer and I get to do this, because I work 100% remotely and only take fixed-price project work with no time tracking. This is balanced out by my highly variable income and complete lack of job security.

You have to choose. If you want traditional employment with legal protection and other guarantees, you have to behave professionally and do your best work while on company time. If you want total freedom to do the job your way, you have to accept less security.

I wouldn't have said anything if this was your workstation at work, but you let your employer, a goddamn woman BROWSE your PERSONAL computer.
You're a spineless piece of shit no matter how you slice it and you completely deserve what you got.

You kind of deserved it. Just because you work on a computer doesn't mean you can do whatever the fuck you like.

If I was an employer and I caught an employee looking at memes, social media or porn on their phone because they 'had nothing to do' I'd be pissed.

stop fucking typing like that

you probably have some kind of grounds to sue. problem is you gave them consent which throws a lot of the easy ones away quickly, like needing a warrant. my biggest concern is, what kind of programming gig is this that you don't have a machine provided to you? it would be one thing if they gave you a shit machine and you chose to bring your own in but to not have one at all? other anons are right in saying you're better off not being there anyways.

Should have installed one of those extensions that have 1 click history deletion.

>WHY ARENT YOU WORKING EVERY SECOND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK???? GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No idea what you're mad at.
I fucking painted the walls in the office, put varnish on doors, pulled out some bushes from the yard and even had to rewire electricity in the office.
Yeah, I'm not doing that, writing code as fast as I can to have my deadlines cut in half for fucking $650.

I really don't have much to hide to be honest, some gore and funny stuff, memes and that's pretty much it.

Actually I worked alone on my part and I had ~3 hours of work to do before this Friday. If I did that, I'd get more work to do.

Last company I was at was chill, I'd be late for half an hour (have in mind I'd stay for 12 hours the day before), no one came to check up on me as I did everything I was asked to.

Never again man, never again.

See first response in this post.

It's not a programming gig, my boss does something completely else and wanted to branch out... You know, money is in doing websites and/or mobile apps and overpricing them.

Tickle my gooch and read a different thread. I enjoyed reading it

Never sync your personal shit to your work accounts. Holy shit. Keep them separate.

>reading comprehension
no wonder

If you've never had fun with a girl, the problem isn't girls, the problem is you.

should have normie proofed your computer with gnu/linux and a tiling window manager

have fun being blacklisted from all companies in the area for being a creep who looks at porn at work OP

literally this
>not using qutebrowser and saying it doesnt keep history

>The problem here is not how well you worked. The problem is that your manager was a woman.

This is the pitfall of any tech job.
Put men in charge, you get structure and efficiency. Put women in charge and expect all plans to go to shit but they expect you to socialize like you're Mister fucking Rogers on top of fixing the piling mess left behind by their poor project management skills.

This is what happens when you hire on quotas, everything sinks.

>trusting a female boss
How new are you?

Well I "learned" it the hard way, I'll probably keep doing it.

Wonder if she would know how to use Linux. I was in Windows on dual boot because I needed Photoshop for something.

Someone is actually happy I got fired because they want me to join them.

This new apparently. Hopefully I won't be forced to do the same later in life.

>Last company I was at was chill, I'd be late for half an hour (have in mind I'd stay for 12 hours the day before), no one came to check up on me as I did everything I was asked to.
Sounds like you were a good culture fit there. Why did you leave?

a female was dropped into my department and had nagged the HR department about me constantly until they declined to renew my contract despite me never being a problem until she showed up

You've been harrassing her huh

seems like women are really hellbent on destroying america. you shouldn't ever let some random whore into your phone, my dude.

the government needs a search warrant to look even. if some guy asked a chick at work to go into her phone it'd probably be sexual harassment and get him fired.

I'm not I didn't leave, they just had some financial trouble and we separated on good terms. Old boss still hopes to fix things up so we can continue working together.

Well duh, he's harassing her because it's HER RIGHT to have 147 naked photos of herself on her iphone.

it is indeed her right my incel buddie

She was probably jelly because Joy from Sweden is hot as fuck and I want to drink her milk

very entertaining thread OP.

What was your job anyway? Dev or IT?

By your own admission you look at porn on the job yet somehow it is a woman's fault you were fired. Interesting.

It was a strange moment as she opened it and it started playing. Almost magical. The way she looked at me after 6-7 seconds ruined it.

Dev was on paper, I did everything. Did some server management they had (some shitty WHM), sorted their documents, fixed numerous documents, consulted them on stuff to do their work better and faster.
Told them to get a server for the office because they keep everything on a fucking hard drive and they just hand it around so everyone can get updated versions of some documents.
But more development than IT in the end, sadly.

>implying what's on the phone matters
your boss doesn't have any right to go into your laptop or phone. they can't search women's purses, they can't go into women's phones, they can't go into your car/house. op is a retard for allowing her into his shit to begin with. it could be choked up as a lesson to not bend the knee to a roastie. ever.

>Letting employers look at your personal computer
>Working overtime for free

Dumb anime poster

what kind of company was it? Industry-wise

I learned my lesson, that's what matters.

I didn't want a bigger argument so I just let her do what she wanted to. I don't like to argue.

They write documentations for clients that need funding for their business or idea.
Ex-boss was always on meetings and was rarely in the office. They write documentations for projects that get funded with $50k+ usually, sometimes it reaches millions.

Men aren't supposed to have purses or nudes on their phone so they're fair game for mandatory searches, you can look up the law on this, the law literally only affects you if you have a purse or naked photos of yourself on your phone.

>Sup Forums and reddit
At work? On the work machine?

What are you doing??? Bad idea.

>Pic related is what she opened, put her hands like her and said "Look at her".
She gets points just for this. Did she seriously do that? Does she look like pic related?

And to think... your boss wouldn't have any history to go through if you had just used incognito/private browsing.

You don't get paid to browse Sup Forums and watch youtube videos, you know... It's fine if you're gonna be a slacker at work, just don't complain when you get fired for it.

Well the entire reason he clicked on most of that stupid shit was so he could sync his browsing history to save for later.

That's retarded.

Well it was the crux of the entire premise of the story op posted.

>wastes company time
>expects not to get fired
I would have at least browsed incognito/private mode or remote controlled to a remote desktop to browse Sup Forums shit.
>sync
FFS

>Well I "learned" it the hard way, I'll probably keep doing it.
You deserve everything that happened to you

lol mexicans I work with do that all the time and I doubt my boss would give a fuck

>not remoting into your home computer through an ssh tunnel for personal stuff

You brought it on yourself, my dude.

Anyone who gets caught browsing Sup Forums at work deserves it, personal device or not. What I don't understand is why not use Clover instead? It's way more discrete and has more functionality than the inline extension.

>mobile

Yes, and?

Cool blog post dude, hope you snagged and happy with that job offer the other company offered. Just be more careful in the future.

cool blog op.

your a fucking retard for bringing in your shit for a paint easy job at a office, along with rewiring. What were you coding anyways.

>he doesn't do NSFW stuff on his phone or another machine
You did this to yourself.

Why wouldn't you modify the web browser to where it wouldn't record your history?

Also, if you were bringing in your own personal PC, there is literally no excuse to you not having shit set up to delete everything. You should know better.

>he didn't install a cookie clearing extension and set his browser to never remember history
Are you retarded or something?

>reddit
you deserved it.

>You brought it on yourself, my dude.
don't companies go apeshit over employees tunneling stuff?

Clearly you fucked up by letting your boss mess with your personal property.

Sue for unwarranted dismissal anyway though.

I work at a bank and I feel like every day could be my last because my boss is a nappy headed cunt that is basically that same as OP's. I literally imagine me getting in this situation. Once when I was a teller my friend called me a nigger over a text message while I was talking with a regional risk manager. I was so fucking close to getting fired.

Fun fact: I got a major bank's corporate IP address banned for hardcore LARPing on Sup Forums it was pretty fun.

>one woman is shitty
>PACK IT UP BOYS, WOMEN ARE HELLBENT ON DESTROYING AMERICA

women are born nation wreckers

SToP fUCKInG TyPInG liKE ThaT

Never got caught so far, and I've mostly been working for major MSPs.

Internet is unrestricted, so one more SSH connection to a domestic IP address is probably not worth fussing about for the security teams.

>tfw work from home master race

But that's literally how a job works.

no, if you're smart you'll figure out how to do as little work as humanly possible without arousing suspicion.
Because everyone knows the only reward for swift, honest work is MORE WORK.
What happens when your manager realizes their deadlines are too lax and you finished in record time?
Now you get twice the work, same pay. Enjoy fucko.

I work as a sysadmin, I've literally automated most of my job with shell scripts and I spent most of the week last week watching anime and window shopping online.

>move over, let me see
>It's compiling. I'll show you in a few hours.

Literally this.
I finished all my work due to today on monday. Do you think I told my employers? Fuck no, as far as they're concerned I'll be finishing it this morning.
Been playing video games all night.

I work in geology. I spend my days out in the mines mapping faults and estimating grades and shit.
You can't automate it, you're forever behind schedule and work never ends. That's just the nature of the job.

It's fun though.

>do extra work without a fuss
>ask for a raise after one year
>"Why do you deserve a raise?"
>mention all the extra work you've done without fussing about it
>get raise
>repeat next year

Another idiot code monkey gets fired story.

ok actual fucking question, i totally get wanting to have a history, but why the fuck wouldnt you be using a private browsing mode when your wanking on a computer that even has the remotest chance of being seen by other people? do you enjoy having google autocomplete your searches to "tight teen gets fucking rammed by bbc" whenever you have to sit at a desk with somebody and google something?

>He doesn't use incognito mode
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8

She really did that, I lost my shit so hard. She doesn't look like that girl on the pic, she's blonde.

Retarded or not, it was my own PC I brought there and basically she didn't see my "history" or private stuff, just a bunch of links to memes and gifs.

I didn't waste time, I had 2 months when I started the project and after almost a month it was cut down to a week and a half more I had left.
Having your deadline cut in half isn't the best thing if you're trying to keep the code maintainable and test everything out.
I also needed to have permission from a bank to use their payway so the app itself had to be secure.

Some web app for client management with payments in it. Got told 3 times to do something different, as my ex-boss told me some wrong info.
The first plan of the project I went with is what the client requested, but I changed it 3 times because my ex-boss told me I'm not doing it the way client asked.

I'm not paranoid about that stuff. Even if she didn't see my history, there'd be something else to bitch about.

No bad blood between us so no point in suing and wasting my time with that.

I don't see a problem with surfing the internet if you are doing everything you're supposed to do. It's way more comfortable to work that way.

I worked overtime and that shows I'm willing to work more for nothing, I didn't want to bait my ex-boss in giving me more work.

She isn't even new so she doesn't know what compiling is even if I went with it.

I don't see a problem with doing my work the way it's supposed to be done, but fucking me with wrong info 3 times in a month so I had to change the core of the app isn't something I'm fond of.

All the porn I watch is in incognito, as I don't need to have that for later. I was 1 second on that post and closed it right away.

K... keep me posted

There is no arguing with these kinds of people.