How do you get a girlfriend in your country?

How do you get a girlfriend in your country?

I wouldn't know.

by leaving the house i think

By doing... things, I guess?

i-i don't know

Just kidnapping one

Leave your basement and go talk to people.

>Implying you're not a beta.

By going outside and meeting people you fucktard.

He leaves his house to attend bronycon and buy sweets.

money

Fuck some random girl from the bar and start hanging with her.

>Fuck some random girl from the bar
how?

Be both drunk

>how?
Funland

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go to the main street market and buy one for 10 transnistrian shekels

>through mutual friends
>at school/work
>at parties or other events

etc.

>friends

why the fuck are you asking us?

just be yourself

Leave your mom's basement once in a while

Get a motorcycle

by being over 180 cm tall, having a dick bigger than 16 cm and earning at least 100k a year

>The average man doesn't have a girlfriend

Why does r9k believe this

Sii te stesso

I have no idea

I'm fapping to porn while I'm trying to figure it out

H-how

My gf is the friend of a friend of my friend.

You just gotta be lucky, i assume

When I'll find out, I'll get back to you.

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it is this easy for people with big bones and dicks

have friends

(if you don't have friends, visit local game stores, book stores, look for like-minded interest groups, crash university club days, etc)

hang out with those friends

find out your friends' friends who are girls (facebook, conversation, but don't be all "hurr I want 2in2 bagina")

tell your friends to invite a smattering of their friends, point out one you think is cute

hang out with that friend

is she running away ? hitting you ? visibly uncomfortable ?

yes → start over

no → ask on date, if that scares you then don't ask "want to go on a date?", ask "want to grab a cup of coffee?"

does she date you ?

yes → don't fugg this up or you're back to square one

no → it got fugged up back to square one

protips for not fugging this up:

1. don't rape girls, they don't like that
2. have money, girls like money and the stuff it buys
3. some countries' girls will expect you to go see them, call them, email them, etc, every day, and some will go without seeing you for a week or more before they get upset. figure out what your country's expectations are and figure out if your gf is normal.
4. if you can sexually satisfy a girl, she'll stick around for a very long time (unless she be a hoebag). don't be a spaz about it, but figure out what your girl's kinks are, and ffs don't kink shame.
5. once a month send her an unexpected email, or call, and be all "hi honey bunny I wub roo I saw a goofy puppy eating like a pig and it reminded me of the time we went to the petting zoo anyways that's all thinking of you, lub boo, bye." tada, you're now a romantic. if you're an expert, buy some carnations or something and stick them in a vase on your/her table.

>email
How old are you?

I could write her a letter. Would be creepy but at least original.

Being a normie faggot I guess. Fortunately I'm above all that nonsense.

Kinda easy... although It is ephemeral. Go to the parties or events and behave [pretend] the way the women want.

>Just be yourself bro

Yeah right.

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