Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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dirty weeabos

i'll have the one on the left then

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Cute

I miss fucking japanese girls

Haven't got anything better to do huh
Must be a real shut in

I only fucked 3 in the month I've been there

Are they someone whom you had known for a while or whom you picked up randomly on the street?

I miss fucking girls just in general personally

what happened user

He got fat I guess

mostly in shinjuku and akiba got rejected a bunch tho

Japanese women like Gaijin.
They even pay money for sex.

I don't talk to strangers and have no friends.

It was easier back in school when i was around girls everyday

Talking to dozens of strangers and getting rejected by most of them is just too much for me to do for one or two ejaculations.

>no friends
How?
Where are your old friends?
You don't contact with them after you graduated from school?

I play video games with them sometimes but they all hang out with each other now and leave me out

couldnt care much the girls only dated me becuase Im black who speaks jap i guess

カーボベルデ共和国?

I have no friends and I had no friend when I was in school either.
It's a lot easier now because I don't need to hide the fact that I have no friend.

おっはー

What mango is this?

I have no friend,too.

>カーボベルデ共和国?

rare flags in this thread are literally proxy koreans ore chinese

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I'm your friend

I want to be friends

I want a gf

>mfw my friend was practically begging me to take a ride with him to deliver flowers to his gf because she was mad

I don't want to hang out with my friends unless we drink

I never Call Such ppl friends!!!

I want to know how to read japanese

Don't read, Just Feel. Don't make effort, Just enjoy.

4/5 of Japanese flag in this thread is Japanese woman.

and they are all loli. ah? loli is women, off course

I also wish to become loli

How do?

I used to love drinking with my friends... then I realised it's easier for me to drink at home where my bed resides within crawling distance.
I'm too lazy for friendship.

I'm a loli too

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I don't like to drink alone. It's the one time I feel like being social.

I might drink with an old friend tomorrow.

わしのガチンコちんぽを舐めあげてくれや

今日のオリンピックも面白かった

Are you single?

壬生義士伝

i will be your friend

i'm not a very good one though, trust issues

source? (If you can't say, you have to upload over_30_pics_of_2D_lolis.zip)

It's regrettable that almost all are this kind of shitposter women →

>drink with old friends
Good for you

I say things I shouldn't when I get drunk and I regret if for days afterwards.
I decided to deduct alcohol from my socialising, then I realised it has become zero.

萩野公介さんはすごく早かった

東京のオリンピックに、フェルップスさんが終わったら、日本は水泳の行事を勝つと思う。

僕の父親はバゲットが刺さって死にました

がんばれ、日本

In another word,Japanese flags are BBA.

It probably won't happen though lol when my other friend asked I told him I probably won't.

I agree. I always feel stupid the next day even though I don't say or do anything crazy. I'm just more reserved and when I drink I act outgoing and feel funny the next day.

But I still love to drink.

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イタリア最低だな。

I love how you guys can write things on your flag. We don't do that in America, and I watch the Olympics and see all the hinomaru with stuff like 「頑張って!」 written on them. It looks great.

I'm a nice guy of NEET

No, that's not true.
We are all pretty and pinkish hair girls who can use a magic of changing everything into candy.

Why are japanese men so beautiful?

It's their soul

No, some of us Americans look like this.

フンッ
たった30枚か

Aggressively protected genetics.

Yeah...sometimes I feel that writing something on a national flag can be viewed as a disrespectful act...but our flag has so much empty space so...

because brazil is japan

So when I drink I just come here where I can post anonymously. People here make perfect drinking buddies for me.

Your flag is less official than ours, though. You've had it forever as a symbol, so it's less weird.

Ours was created by a law, so we have to treat it differently.

having less sex

I come on the internet after I drink and sometimes drink a little more if I'm not too drunk and sleepy. I enjoy drinking alone after I already was out with people.

Posting olympics.

Carbonara

now i am very tired

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More olympics.

日本人君, you have no idea how much I suffer everytime I see a beautiful japanese guy here in Brazil, they never notice me ;-;

You have to annex Korea and teach them how to treat national flags properly.

Welcome to my life as white in Japan.

I wonder why it's so great to drink alone after drinking with others...

So many people burn our flags that every year a few people die from inhaling the smoke. It's more than just Korea.

are u a woman?
then I will take u.

ラグビーのルールが覚えられない

It's just problem of your personality

ブッピーーー
僕タンもでつ

Good idea. We should print our flags with ink that remits poison gas when they are burnt.

I'm nice, I think...

あれは周りが遅かったんじゃないかな

I think PSY was anti-American too. Supposedly they have a problem with some military sometimes raping women there like in Japan?

I feel coming home after being social always feels good plus the added effect of alcohol. Now this conversation is pushing me towards drinking tomorrow.


BBAs

Please! US! We're waiting to be 51th state


BBWs

since this time , brazil had become japan

Would she become the strongest queen of near future?

lol were you lurking in the shadows?

>a few people die from inhaling the smoke.
kek

We have so many cheap flags made for us in China that we already do that by accident.

素晴らしいと思った。

>some
It's a BIG problem, especially since Osan isn't Futenma and isn't on its own island.

I almost posted a movie of a French gymnast who fractured his leg...but I got sick by watching it.