Which Latin American country has the best women?

Which Latin American country has the best women?

None. They're all terrible.

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Colombia

They are also huge in cosmetic surgery, so even the uggos improve themselves

The one with the sluttiest women

pic related

Bolivia.

brazil has the hairiest i know that

Usa

Colombia without a doubt

Shakira is unironically my waifu

France

A tie between Uruguay and El Salvador.

Both are humble and work. They don't expect you to swoop in and make them a housewife. They'll have their own finances in order and have strong family values. They won't ditch you for your insecurities or if you end up losing your job. They'll wait it out with you until you get back on your feet. They're God fearing and know how to maintain a house and raise kids.

+1 point to Uruguay for more European features.

+1 point to El Salvador for food and Americanized.

Kazakhstan

I like my own tbqh, although all countries produce their god tier women, it really does come down to your specific taste.

Memes say Venezuela, they win beauty contests over and over again

>God fearing
Uruguay is like Argentina in that regard; the vast majority are non-practising cafeteria Catholics.

Holy shit. How the hell human eyes can be that big?

Gives me little creepy feeling. Need to be neutraulized with my gene

>El Salvador
Absolutely horrible psycho maniacs

t. half Salvi

>You will never tongue a colombianas spicy guachole

Feels bad mates

I personally know a lot of Venezuelans since they immigrate here quite often and I have to say that only upper-class Venezuelan girls are good-looking.

Really? Every Uruguayan I grew up with would pray before they eat.

Well, Buenos Aires is full of Uruguayans and they are just like us religiously speaking.

We absolutely love big eyes in here but I certainly don't object there being more hafus in the world.

Colombia is a good choice. The average Colombian girl is more conservative than the average Latin American, but even within the country there are differences. If you're looking for the bubble-butt, fun-loving type, avoid Bogotá and go to Medellín.

the caribean

Crispy is Mexican?

Colombian women have that Russian golddigger gene though. Do they count as the best still?

tfw no dominican or boricua gf

This is fucking creepy as fuck.
I should stop browsing int while lying in bed in the dark.

Colombia, they're slutty too.

No phat bootied dominican gf

Go for the upper-class girls, it's not that hard. And you're American, you could score relatively easily.

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Tony Montana told me to never trust Colombians.

Yup, she is

>guachole

I'm hungry now.

meh, I'm more into tits desu

How do you know?

There was a whole thread about it on /b a while back, I don't have sauce if that's what you mean but everytime I've seen it brought up it's been pretty much acknowledged

Jeb?

Argie tier

Ayyy

Hola!!!

She's mexican tho, pretty well known girl

Buena papu

USA

even cuter

Whiter than the USA confirmed.

Who knows...

Please don't fucking derail, I'm just posting girls, which is actually rare in this board...

wanna move to america bb?

bolivia

i got banned from this board for nearly two days for bunda posting.

>crispy is living WITHIN YOUR BORDERS

is this a pornstar?

Not a clue on where she lives

It's cool man, let's just stick to stuff that isn't too risqué

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Are latinas really this crazy? What did the picture mean by this?

You don't want to know

I would assume they're just emotional trainwrecks like most women but they're allowed to get away with it because of irl culture memes

i do not know either

Oh but i do want to know

latinas are crazy because it is more socially accepted in their culture to be very physical with men. though their men beat the shit out of them so they gotta defend themselves from that.

>hispanic girl
this seems made by an anglo or non-latino, latinas are in general pretty effusive and temperamental, if you're waiting for a submisive woman you should go for someone of a different ethnicity
I guess it's related to that

>that pic
Too accurate, basically they're extremely possessive and super jealous. They want to take control of you

definitely mexican women cause they're our neighbours and easier to bring back and the whole visiting family thing is just a few hours away

Not even the american nigs can handle that fiery latin pussy lmao

lel, the nigger deserved it

lol, they are fucking submisive

What is that thing in the top right that says tums? Some kinda shampoo?

White sissy american male cannot handle it either. Guess its up to the aussie bulls to reel em in.

It's an antacid for heartburn, most likely talking about being cooked spicy food

you can feel the butthurt of these pics, kek

btw, I've heard that Australia receive a good amount of brazilians and chileans girls studying abroad, is that true?

lel, i never get heart burn from spicyfood but fuck me ringer burns when i shit it out

i chatted up a brazilian girl once, really easy and warm to talk with so that would be no surprise if they are getting CONVICTED

Brasil has best Girls boys and trannies

Has anyone noticed that all Latin American women all look a bit off?

If we are talking about tranies, Paraguay is god tier

WHAT!?
details man details

Bumping with one of the most exotic combos of latina qt, come on people don't just talk but contribute

Texas

In all fairness America has got more Hispanics than any Spanish speaking people except Mexico, sure American latinas should count too...

Pictured Mexican-American

Columbia - good breeding stock (Blending from hot arabs, decent blacks, and latin americans) Loads of decent plastic surgery, moderate sexy culture.

It's funny because no one notices the white-looking latinos, it's always the dark-skinned fence jumpers people shit on

Most people wouldn't even guess jessica alba is mexican

>tfw no hispanic gf thats really clingy and it's obsessed with me
>tfw no hispanic gf that monitors everything I do

really behooves one to ponder.

are you that australian who posted nigger memes in the other thread???

no

You can borrow my brother's fiancee

Brazil