Working my shitty cashier job at supermarket

>working my shitty cashier job at supermarket
>a couple of british tourists approach counter
>look like a couple of drug addicts
>One literally has no fucking teeth
>The total comes out to $178.97
>machine rounds it up to $179 as usual
>Guy with no teeth loses his shit
>"AY WA THE FUK YOU PLAYIN AT MATE"
>"WHA BOUT DEM 3 PENCE?"
>confused as I've never seen this fucking reaction before
>"WHER IM FROM WE GET THOSE 3 PENCE MATE WHAT YOU PLAYIN"
>His ginger friend begins joining in telling me to just give him his 3 cents so they can leave
>Store manager comes over and explains how we don't have fucking 1 and 2 cent coins
>He starts bargaining saying he'll accept 5 cents instead
>Manager says no and again calmy explains how rounding currency works
>He has none of it
>Spends the next 30 minutes trying to get his 3 cents back

I swear to god this is 100% real. The fuck?

What the fuck is wrong with Brits?

British people are, by and large, retarded. The only thing that surprises me about this is that one of the retards has managed to escape so far as New Zealand. I'd have thought you'd just have quite well to do folks your way since you're on the other side of the planet

Brits are just genuinely shitty people

German tourists are well behaved, but they're fucking autistic

What's wrong with being autistic?

notice how all five in the "good" column are Germanic peoples

German tourists are among the worst here, its as if when they leave their country, they lose their common sense.

Jokes on you
I met qt british freckle redhead who call me "love" today

>be me working at a restaurant
>obese british tourists come in and sit down at a table
>both look like they just ran a marathon
>ask what they want to drink
>"Gimme ey dawkta peppar"
>I ask what his wife wants
>"Gibbe te diet coke, I'm bean goud touday."
>get them their drinks
>"ay the fuk mate, these cups are tiny!"
>give them a funny look then explain that it's a normal size cup
>"B-But dis is Amerika!"
>they proceed to scream and yell at me to get my manager
>manager tries talking the husband and wife down
>they husband starts throwing the tableware around
>my manager tells them they need to leave
>out of spite the husband smashes his glass on the table
>shards get lodged into his hand
>still thrown out
Are all British people like this?

lol

you work in a restaurant

fat yank cunt

Why do new zealander call cell phone a "maybul fawne?"

do australians really not have pennies/pence?

TAKE THIS BACK IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS A LIE GERMANS ARE THE BEST PEOPLE AND WOULD WIN WWE CAGE MATCH WITH ANY AUSTRALIAN FAGGOT LIKE YOU. I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE DISRESPECTING US AND WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS BULLSHIT FUCK YOUUUUUUU FFUUUUUCK YOOOOU!

Best
1. Americans
2. Swedish
3. canadian
4. Australian
5. Chinese (surprising)

Worst

1. Korean
2. British
3. Slav
4. Black american
5. Most chinese

>>obese british tourists
so...americans?

I'm 18 years old and joining the Marines in a few weeks. Got any nice places to meet Nip girls?
:^)

>council estate scum and lads have completely ruined the reputation of British people abroad

Fuck sake

British came first they are proto american

Only americans like you

And sometimes chinese

should have rounded it down to 178.95

go to Okinawa and rape some local girls since that's what all other Americans are doing anyways

U anal itched buttboy?

I'm going to spew my northern language in other countries and there's NOTHING you can do about it

It's a really stupid practice. If you get rid of them someone has to eat the difference. This is why you fucking have Coinstar.

>"WHA BOUT DEM 3 PENCE?"
>>"WHER IM FROM WE GET THOSE 3 PENCE MATE WHAT YOU PLAYIN"


Started laffin'

Edgy and unfunny. Shamefur display my weaboo friend.

This is clearly fake. How can anyone believe this?

>tfw heil-ing to german tourists to show my gratitute
>daily reminder that you aren't allowed to heil in public in germany

Should 97 cents round down to 95? You should have given him 5 cents.

>Best
>Chinese
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha