Which animal you want to be and why

which animal you want to be and why

>inb4 this turns into a furry thread

mountain goat. Idk they just look chill and kinda funny

are you lonely polnd?
why you keep making shitposts?

goats are wierd

its a game
i post because i can and it costs nothing
janny have to clean it up for nothing in advance
its hilarious

I wanna be a parasite worm living in a cute girl's bowel.

nothing costs nothing
because you always pay your time to do something

I want to be a Greek phoenix.

Being human must be pretty cool.

Chickpea weevil
>find yourself a cheakpea seed
>dig a hole and live all your life in it

what are you?

sounds comfy

quintessentially french

yeah that why i like them. They are just standing there and it's absolutely normal for them.

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1.) fox
2.)

Some kind of crypto hominid? Idk.

ofcourse
racist

zitto animale

Sorry, frenchie.

A pole

iwtftf

I'm already a giant italian cat

this tbqh