Strongest military in the history of earth

>strongest military in the history of earth
>any kind of climate and terrain you could possibly want
>hundreds of millions of people that share your culture and national pride
>best sports on earth, no one cares about stupid shit like soccer
>best culture in the world, music, films, and television shows are worshipped across the globe
>only country founded on an idea
>wealthiest country on earth
>home of the most important language on earth
>invented everything important in the modern world, from the internet to google to facebook to Sup Forums to android to apple to netflix, etc.
>best athletes in the world, currently dominating the olympics
>most intelligent, passionate, innovative people on earth- that's why we've invented so much great stuff and kick ass at everything

holy shit i love america

what do you like about your country, Sup Forums?

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and you're still getting LEAF'D

Tryhard OP is tryhard.

good thread

>holy shit i love america
Too bad you are not the original citizen of this continent. To be exact you are not even a real ethnicy, but only randomly mixed up people.

>Russian rape baby accusing others of being randomly mixed up people

>Russian rape baby
I am West-German. And the rapes happened mostly in East-Prussia by the way.

every country is made of randomly mixed up people you dumb fuck. the difference is your ancestors settled in germany just because that's where they ended up, whereas my ancestors came here based on ideals and beliefs that are truly superior to those anywhere else on earth

>The greatest country on the Earth
>Can't provide free healthcare and education for its citizens
I woild pick Finland over you tbqh.

>free healthcare
>free
>healthcare
you realize healthcare costs money to provide right?

natural selection- if you're too dumb to get a job you don't get healthcare

why should i pay for the healthcare of some lazy NEET who doesn't want to work

ethnic cleansing?

I love America, better than shithole I came from.

>the difference is your ancestors settled in germany just because that's where they ended up
You forgot the fact that my ancestors settled here some thousands of years ago. It's such a long time ago, that you can't even tell where the original homeland of Proto-Indo-Germanics was.

When it comes to your family and your "people", you still are new to the American continent. You even can tell about your European/African ancestry and how your ancestors migrated to America and tricked and killed the Natives of this continent.

my retarded bro will nuke this fatland asap

freedom aint free after all

>>best culture in the world, music, films, and television shows are worshipped across the globe
>>wealthiest country on earth
>>home of the most important language on earth
>implying

He's not wrong

>>home of the most important language on earth

You're free to buy your own damn healthcare

>french
>more important than english

>patriotards

not even once

youtube.com/watch?v=O8EITu5ZYo8

>tricked and killed native americans

I love how euros talk about natives like they were some easily fooled manchildren yet not realize how racist this is

>invented everything important in the modern world, from the internet to google to facebook to Sup Forums to android to apple to netflix, etc.

>Sup Forums
>important

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Too bad your continent won't be populated by its original citizens either.

>what do you like about your country, Sup Forums?
only our soviet past

This. I studied native history and there was quite a lot of resistance to European settlement, and as late as around 1800 still proved quite a material threat to the US. They actually completely eradicated our first army in its entirety.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Clair's_Defeat

>what do you like about your country, Sup Forums?

Uh... we don't shoot each other and we have universal health care
And we don't shit in our pants

>any kind of climate and terrain you could possibly want

Coastal rainforest

>home

adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=rainforest.main

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>Home of the most important language on Earth

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What fucking flag is this and why is he so mad at America

Getting on the news doesn't mean it's important.
They once painted a street to look like an argyle sock and it got on the news, that doesn't mean it's important.

>only country founded on an idea
what is french revolution??

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A tent filled with people who are probably, on average, worth a bit more than $10

> You're free to buy your own damn healthcare
Most money people spend on american overpriced healthcare goes into enormous taxes, unnecessary test and double-checks, salaries for thousands of agents from different health insurance companies (that sometimes outnumber doctors and nurses), expensive drugs that are cheaper in other countries, etc etc etc.
Most of your people can't afford normal healthcare, while I in my godforsaken 3rd world shithole get it for free. You will probably reply "Kek, but the quality of your healthcare is shit", and it is true, but not always.
Your healthcare system is retarded and you should take a look at the leaves, admit it.

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I thought Liechtenstein was just a part of Germany actually

Why are Americans so extremely arrogant?

Comes with knowing your the best

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