/asean/ - tfw no chink gf edition

no danes allowed itt

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>Malaysia looks like chink
Hmm, really makes you think.

who /white/ here

tsk

not you

delet

Why no Danes? Are you jealous of their HDI?

abnoy tier idolmaster


now this is the state of the art im@s, definitely duterte approved

fucking malaysian car spamming smoke everyday

i want to eat filipino food but i can't stop going back eating at ramen nagi, i can't help but indulge myself in black butao king


i am getting netorare'd help

Always go bagnet

you're going to get shot 'n sprinkled mate

>See pogi getting BTFO
>Get depressed and go to sleep
>They actually 2-0'd Liquid

Dammit Mushi, I missed the reverse rape

those foul stench, that sticky butao soup entering into my moutg, it makes me want to puke. i hate jap foods, it's disgusting! but a food is a food, right? i should finish it all no matter what, i must endure my love for filipino food.

Our Naj

Wife material.

>gmanetwork.com/news/story/577332/news/nation/duterte-arrest-deport-isis-indoctrinators-in-mindanao
Why is duts so racist bros

Dota Internationals is a dead game, it was rigged as fuck from the beginning.
>Play so good the 1st round
>Intentionally feed and lose the next 2 rounds
Fuck that game. It's as fake as WWE. I doubt the prizes are real anyways, I bet they all get the same money from these.

>>gmanetwork.com/news/story/577332/news/nation/duterte-arrest-deport-isis-indoctrinators-in-mindanao

>DEPORT
>NOT KILLING THEM

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY

my gf's family (who are pinoy) never shut up about duts. Should I dump her?

Our government (America) will do something about the president.

aljazeera.com/news/2016/08/multiple-bomb-blasts-strike-thailand-160812033034987.html

RIP

that's the only thing worth talking about this boring as fuck country

You guys got niggers, muslims, feminists, clinton, trump

We just cant compete

because killing these 'peaceful missionaries' will only make them a martyr and them being killed will incite a jihad

>tfw Danish diaspora

dutdut can always paint them like drugdealers

people like it anyway.

Fun word to spell Chinese.

they could always 'nanlaban'

kek

there are plenty of interesting things about the phillipines

you're spanish
you're catholic
you also have fish

instead of tawas

just sprinkle them with gunpowder saying it might explode

>spanish
putang ina mo
>catholic
wreck boipucci like what happened to dutdut
>fish
im sick of it.

>you're catholic
Do you know that due to our prisons being so shit that in order to stay sane most of the prisoners turns and gets indoctrinated by the words of jesus and some even become painters and writers?

My uncle who was a bastard after spending 12 years on prison become a pious man

it was disturbing how religious he become

you're indios and indios always love jesus

it's the same way in mexico and the entire spanish world

>tfw jimmy and the boys got eliminated

MALAYSIA AVENGE US PLS

but it was disturbing. He suddenly hated all the jews and muslims. Saying that they are pretenders who stain the name of God.

Look at how they play, it's all fcking rigged. They could've avoided so many attacks like Mirana's arrow or why the fuck is timbersaw and alchemist feeding to the enemy team? that's just bs
Usually they'd hide in the bushes and go in as a team, but all I saw from the 2 rounds after, was a suicide. They intentionally picked fcking alchemist to lose, they could've picked Rubick, Invoker, Huskar, so many good heroes. They were paid to do this, this is all an act, I'm done.

Give kuku a break, might be his first time playing against europe with a timber.

to all non-flips here what do you think about what's happening on this shithole?

yep that's what indios do. My cousins (who still live in mexico) are the same way. Growing up they were 2hardcore4u smoking pot and doing stupid shit every day not they're hardcore catholics that spend most of their time reading the bible and figuring out where all the local muslims live.

It wasn't just Kuku tho, it was literally everyone, it felt like they weren't in sync with the team in the last 2 games. Like their skills felt like a 1k mmr noob. If you compare their game with OG to their game with DC, it's like it's not them playing. Dota TI is a hack, never gonna trust that shit again.

Don't care desu.
But for polite answer, I think dutdut dindu nuffin.

they wont probably reach ti7, might be mineski next try.

I legit don't know about anything happening in your country, except that there's a lot of fish and china is nearby

maybe their nerves got broken or something, shit happens with lack of experience in big stages

>tfw riding jeepney
>mfw it ain't me starts playing

Yeah, I still don't get why they'd let themselves lose on purpose tho, as if they weren't even trying. I wouldn't say it's lack of experience because their gameplay was literally god tier till they did bugger all in the end for some reason.

despite all the bullshit the drug war seems to be doing good

Hundred thousand surrendered while 500 are killed

pretty good plus more police on the streets patrolling keeping the hobos and solvent boys in place.

No gangster who smoke muh weed is prancing around too.

crime rate going down so pretty good

it hurts

The draft was bad, they probably knew deep inside they fucked up

game 2, they have no normal ways of sieging highground due to the combos and easily cancel silencer's ulti by bkbs and went to high stakes play to create space and fails

game 3, they lost because enemy heroes can over lots of space in small timeframe like sk, mirana, slark, darkseer.

how're the flips doing in the olympics?

ibtimes.co.uk/philippines-president-duterte-orders-army-destroy-militants-risk-isis-disease-1575353

racist

Isis were not dealing drugs lol

Tfw Im still 12k short of 45k for my new pc

All these poo in loos are finally out yet i cant afford them damn

They both lost because:
>they keep picking fcking alchemist
>they were not helping each other as a team like before
What they should've done was to pick glass cannons and end the game quickly like before, but instead they gave up and feed to the enemy for 2 fucking games. It was literally cancer watching it. They had LOTS of chances to win, if this was not rigged, how could they fuck up so bad? It felt like they were drunk playing Dota.

>No gangster who smoke muh weed is prancing around too.
kek

did you notice weed profile pictures/post sa fb has gone

they are the bar hoppers. They are gonna get BATO soon

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Waiting for the right momment maybe after cha-cha

true

they keep picking heroes that is going to have problems in the laning stage and memeback lategame

by game 3 they picked all 3 lanes bad at the laning stage.

Damn. Dumami naman ata holdaper. Na-holdap din kaibigan ko kahapon. Namanmanan ata siya na nagwithdraw sa may Boni-Pioneer. Tapos nung pauwi na siya sa may Boni lang din, biglang may umakbay at tinutukan siya. Nabutas pa polo niya at nagkasugat pa siya dahil sa pagkakatusok sa kanya. Ayun, ez 23k si holdaper. Pambayad sana ng utang yun dahil baon sila sa utang ngayon.

> tfw dutdut became president just in time for pokemon go.

>martial law
>have no fear

See, everything will be daijobu

mind controlling bitch

leave hayate alone

one silver (our last medal was ~20 years ago) and that's probably it

this thread is just about the phillipines
malaysia is much better

I see a lot of them in the mall

Lol
Such amateurish politics oh well

>malaysia is much better
>gets rekt by malaysia in 12 hours

praise malaysia some more

hey man,we love each other unlike east asians :3

what
I don't care

>philstar.com/headlines/2016/08/12/1612614/japan-vows-support-philippine-maritime-security
Japanese bases soon bros

tell us about malaysia then, most threads are flip centred because there are lots of things happening in the philippines

their ships are back in subic a year ago

They deserve it. Less ladyboys deceptions.

>Suspend classes because of rains
>Weak as fuck rains
>Resume classes because of weak as fuck rains
>Heavy as fuck rains

I dont understand our govt. I pity my imoutos

when I was in Malaysia there where many Chinese men who tried to sell me porn dvds

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Oooooohhhh shhhyyyeeeeet he dun guff Nao

Doubt anything will happen

I got a job in the Philippines and start next month. How do I avoid making people think I'm a sex tourist? Serious question

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Go to the rural provinces stay away from the cities

>Senates summons the rock
>Asks senators what do they think about the drug related accusations and killings
>Replies with it doesnt matter what you think

Based Bato

Act like a normal person as you would there. Also, don't stand out too much.

>buying porn
lel, you can literally get them over the internet for free

>summon

How much drugs do they need in summoning circle lel

I hope he brings the mascot it with him

Not really an option since I'll be doing financial analysis in Manila

SE Asians wish they were Chinese and lust after Chinese girls similar to how Latinos wish they were White and had White girlfriends.

simple. don't go to red light districts.

I think I saw a post some days ago that theres a ban of porn in sokor

Got it. Also what's Forbes Park like? I've been told I'll be living there.

> Forbes park.

Flips are already wet.

It's hella safe so I wouldn't worry much... just don't jump off buildings man.

like bags of sand

you can still get it here

wear shades, shorts+sandals and hawaian tshirt

I know the human cost is terrible but I wish this country have the guts to unleash terror on the drug menace and organised crime. This year has been pretty bad for us with all these shootings nationwide and drug pushers infiltrating schools.
Years of peace have made the people forget the hardships of Emergency era gommies and think that first world methods is the ultimate solution to every problem.
At least its not Indonesian haze.
>Study all week and lose sleep to prepare for tests
>Finally ready, wake up early for prayers and skimming over notes
>Got notification, " Due to hazardous API all activities are suspended until further notice"
>INDONESIA REEEE
Not to mention the outside air taste and smell terrible.
Let me guess, you were wandering in Chow Kit Road right?

Let's hang out, user.

You just got to have to take the stigma

>Flips are already wet.
W-what do you mean

Sure

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I'm coming for a visit. Sounds fun.