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me and the lads edition

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>british people

alri matt

zoey's way darker than ainsley though

hello

looks like a right runt

alri

BRITS GO TO BED

me in the pic

must be some Illuminati message.

straddling the dark cave that is my soul

>gif

fuck off

got to go to work lads

i'm the most tan i've ever been in my life lads

for once my skin actually looks nice instead of pasty horrible british

dreading the winter ruining it again

need an office job where i do 15 minutes of actual work a day then spend the rest of the time browsing the ol' chon

Just seen some matey who's painted himself brown walking around like cock of the walk haha
state of him

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cucksheed

My god its beautiful out today lads. Having lunch at an idyllic spot in the park

if you're actually capable of getting tan and not just badly burning after 15 minutes in the sun then you're not white

rasheed

who?

Literally me, doing it right now haha

GF just sent me this

Wonder if you get to remove the leaves

ugly

Keri Sable 2bh lads

That pic is akin to blasphemy

Her body heat will absolutely ruin the quality of the fish

Fucking philistines don't even know how to properly prepare and present sushi

it's called sun cream i believe you eternal fatlords call it sunscreen, stops you from burning would highly recommend lad

this

Seems a bit overweight

oi m8 that be a lad

that's a nice looking lad

>if you're actually capable of getting tan and not just badly burning after 15 minutes in the sun then you're not white

>sun cream
leave it to brits to use faggy gay words for everything

i know you're tired of loving, of loving with nobody to love, nobody, nobody

M8 it's not even worth it for me I have to get the SPF100 and then keep reapplying it every half hour or I'll be looking like a cooked lobster in no time at all

If I'm going to be outside for any period of time I have to wear long sleeves and a wide brim hat and thankfully nowadays they make these fishing shirts with long sleeves that keep you cool even in the blazing sun

excuse me while i strap on my cleats, put on my football uniform and come and kick your ass goober

How did you get this picture of me? Are you a nony mouse?

Business idea: FOY

you must have an unfortunate irish heritage. the irish are enemies of sunshine and all things nice

FOB

I live my day as if it was the last, live my day as if there was no past

mfw an american called sun cum "sunscreen" near me

You didn't post an image

>not just forgetting the sun cream and taking the inevitable sunburn and skin peeling like a man

I've always called this Sun Lotion or Sun Tan Lotion. Maybe a northern thing?

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>mfw i called the American at work a yank

>mfw she said that was a derogatory term

>google it

>it is

>mfw i'm going to continue anyway

Why the fuck are Edinburgh flats so expensive (both to rent and to buy)?

All I want is a one bedroom hovel that's actually in Edinburgh, but no, that's going to cost a fucking fortune.

That's because he's hiding from the sun so he doesn't get burnt

>hes doesn't walk around with his top off

gets me plenty of looks

Welsh actually

o shit

>tfw she inexplicably and without explanation disappears for hours at a time

who /not English but have an English GF/ here?

yell FOY at her next week and then run away screaming "REEEEEEEE"

first time lads

well chuffed

Rasheed?

I NEED a JAP (Jewish American Princess) gf

you have the worst of both worlds, jesus christ

being a dirty JF yet having one of our cretinous women. I'm so so sorry

this is now a kev thread

who /alive but have a dead gf/ here

*throws a curve ball at you*

Can they not say Pitch Perfect because of that film?

Need the Scots out of the union 2bqh lads

Paddy

He wasn't really drunk he just had a frew brews

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I think someone may have had more than a "frew", 'ey lad? haha
"frew"...

*walks towards you*

who /dead but still feels dead inside/ here?

>Primary school teachers on LinkedIn

what is the purpose

I've got you beat
My gf never even existed haha

"hahahaha"
*goes off to talk to someone else*

Hahaha cracker

youtube.com/watch?v=ylkOAtifuJ0

*follows you awkwardly as if you were friends who came here together*

To provide themselves with a sense of self importance that they don't get otherwise

so here we are then

friday the 12th of august, 2016

yep

Bang your old fit teachers, mate

might open up to my friend about how ive never had a gf and all that. feel like I need to get it off my chest irl.

he knows

normie filth

how comes i can walk around the streets, see qt girls in shorts and dresses and get hard, but i can be naked with a girl and it's a real struggle what the fuck lads

Have a feeling my Irish mate is gonna tell me he's bent any day now

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How old are you?

If you're under 21 it's perfectly acceptable to have never had a gf

Smelled it before you even posted

I met the one of the best Insurgency players a few months ago and he became a really good friend as we shared similar experiences. He was from the best Insurgency team Bromance and he was also an actor who done a part in Vikings, not something big though. He was homeless because he had to move from R.O.I and couldn't find acting jobs. Unironically worried about him because he used to go on Steam via his phone at library. And he hasn't been online in 47 days. Hasnt been at his friends who was letting him stay for a few days either.

should I file a missings person report?

no it's not

Performance anxiety and/or too much wanking

Same thing happens to me and I told my doctor about it but the cunt didn't give me any viagra

>If you're under 21 it's perfectly acceptable to have never had a gf

>associated with the Irish

howling

never come here. you'd burst into flames.

if too much wanking was the problem why do i still get super horny at the sight of girls on the street

she

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