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Bright and Early Ed.

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The boypussy is leaking again lads.

you need to seal that shit up lad
its gettin past manky

hmm im awake for some undiscernable reason
i think i had a dream where i was discussing anime on the internet and it was just too weird

>tfw Swiss-American with schizophrenia

schizophrenia is enlightenment

really makes u think

Don't you just hate it when your man makes all the generals? Like, he desperately wants to be part of everything. How sad.

when was the last time i made one
only did today cos im up early

>get up early
>realise theres nothing to live for and you sleep to avoid the thought
haha

okay i drank some coffee
thats what stops people killing themselves right

Nothing's gonna stop you from killing yourself, your man. Just do it.

What a depressing edition, lads.

Conas atá sí ag déanamh innui?

nah the too-sugary iced coffee is helping

Hey, lad. Where have you been? What did you do in Poland so far?

hows your trip saucy?
féicimid cartúnaí sínis inniu

No. I like him. You should stop bullying him. It's not nice.

I got a synthetic crystalline cannabinoid lad, how am I meant to take that? Just smoke it?

>stop bullying him.
dont listen to this eejit, our hatred of each other keeps this general alive
no one takes the piss out of me anymore so theres nothing to talk about. and the brits arent baiting us either

>synthetic crystalline cannabinoid
what fake weed?

For once, you deserve a (You)

This man actually thinks about the general... I think.

Everything's grand, currently in kielce visiting the gfs grandad then off krawków in a few days. Berlin is the next stop after that.

Alcohol is so cheap.

You'd vaporise. If you don't have a vape, a joint should do. But a word of warning, stay away from synthetic shit.

I nearly died smoking it yesterday tbf. I don't know how to make it into a liquid suitable for vaping.

>currently in kielce visiting the gfs grandad
Does your gf live in Ireland?
Did she come with you?
Do you know how to speak Polish?

>Berlin is the next stop after that.
Fucking good luck. Avoid any and all mussies.

>Alcohol is so cheap
That's Eastern Europe for ya. Lithuania has some nice and cheap beer too.

>You'd vaporise

She lives in Ireland, known her since 1st year.
I came alone, she had been here 2 weeks prior to my arrival.

I know how to curse po polsku. My Russian is better.

I met a Lithuanian coming off the plane, he brought weed through customs in Ireland and we smoked a joint outside the airport in Warsaw. Sound lad.

really not liking the adding 5 hours a day to my life gimmick lads

the local negroes have robbed our garage for the second time this week lads

>She lives in Ireland, known her since 1st year
High school sweethearts, huh? I wish that shit worked for me, if only most of the girls weren't such massive sluts here.

>I know how to curse po polsku. My Russian is better
Russian cursing, or Russian overall?
Since you can't speak Polish, can the grand dad speak English?

>I met a Lithuanian coming off the plane, he brought weed through customs in Ireland and we smoked a joint outside the airport in Warsaw. Sound lad.
Of course he would.

>tfw no average irish gf

suka blyat kurwa bydło wilno nasze chiki briki
about all my russian and polish unless you count basic literacy in cyrillic

>living in a neighbourhood with niggers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its hard to avoid in chicago
youre either rich, live in da hood or live in CHIcago

so far theyve stolen:
2 bikes (not cheap ones either)
laundry liquid
possibly some NES games

hey sabhsaí, how would a word pronounced chung-nee be spelt in polish? i think the first three letters are ciu
im trying to find a song but i cant remember how to spell it

oh also i think the c has an accent of some sort

Chicago has a huge Lithuanian population. I kinda feel sorry that a lot them chose to settle in such an awful shithole.

more poles than anything
but then again theyre the same thing :^)

It has a huge Polish population not Lithuanian.

apparently theres an irish neighbourhood in the south side (aka negro capital)
i think all the poor whites in chicago live in with nonwhited tb h, all the super white areas are rich as fuck.

And a Lithuanian one too, dumbass. My dad has at least 6 friends who live there alone. There's over 300000 Lithuanians in the city, at least from what I heard.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuanians_in_the_Chicago_area

love how people complain about segregation in america when people willingly live
>300000
complete bollocks. theres 2 million people in chicago, 1/3 white 1/3 spics 1/3 blacks. theres a fuckton of kikes, poles, ukies and general whites, and not to mention the chinks
no room for 300,000 lithuanians that ive never met. im sure theres some but definitely not 300,000

forgot to finish mybposwillingly live in the neighbourhoods with their own ethnicity. no one stops them from moving from a black shithole to a mixed shithole

*finish my post

Yeah, you're probably right. I probably heard it wrong anyway. I'm sure the figure is more around 30000, which still isn't a small amount.

Still though, far too many niggers. Can't wait for old-school nigger lynching to make a return.

>nigger lynching
never happened here, thats a southern thing
this is pretty much the worst of it in chicago (cant find a specific sign that says chicago which ive seen before but you get the jist)

Oh, but the return of nigger lynching will sweep the nation once the people realise that niggers are just subhuman apes that bring no good to the world anyway.

i mean theyre not that bad, basically all the people i get along with are nonwhite
personally i dislike the champagne socialist type whites around here a lot more
i guess the rich whites are all boring cunts while the nonwhites are mostly knackers but theres a few sound lads, you know what i mean

Yup, been going out with her since I was 15.
My overall Russian. The grandad has no English at all, but can speak Russian and a little German.

Dude, I haven't a clue. I won't even bother asking the missus, she hates/had no patience for me speaking Polish.

shame, the song im thinking of is to the tune of óró sé do bheatha bhaile but in polish

15? Holy hell, lad. Lucky you.

im messing up my speech lad
cant think clearly

There's less than 90,000 pseudo-Poles in all of Illinois (the state Chicago is in).

So who's the dumbass now? (^:

You. Like I said, I didn't exactly know the amount of people living there, but 30000 isn't a small amount, and neither is 90000.

>pseudo-Poles
Get out with that shit, you backward-assed retard.

wilno nazse

You said 300,000 you utter mong. Piss off back to Poland, we have enough retarded slavs here as it is.

It has its ups and downs

he's a russophone polonized uraloid lmao

Vilnius was never Polish to begin with. Poles are just retarded Russians.

Vilnius was built by a Lithuanian king, for his people, but it became a trade city. Then, somewhere in the 1920's the fucking Polack cunts took the city in armed invasion and said it was theirs. Those fucks.

Eat shit, you bog-trotting troglodyte. Fuck you and your whole family.

Fuck you too, dude.

wilno nasze

Such as..?

>bog trotting
thats a compliment lad
t. proud bogger
every relationship is like that you dont want him boring you with the details

>thats a compliment lad
>t. proud bogger

You're not even Irish, you fucking dunce.

>every relationship is like that you dont want him boring you with the details

Yeah, but I thought there's like a specific downside to it. I know relationships have pluses and minuses.

i assume its the exact same really. relationships like swooces used to be the norm not the exception after all.

Where is he???

Woman have this ability to put you down, and you're always wrong.
Generally stereotypical things. Sabhsaí here btw. 4g gives me an Irish Flag.

>Berlin

How do you intend to spend your time there? Berlin CAN be great, it can also be a huge disappointment.

>Woman have this ability to put you down, and you're always wrong
Gee, you don't say? That's kinda what you have to live with. If you've never had to say sorry for no reason in your life, then you should start soon.

As of lately, Berlin IS a disappointment.

I heard there's a fuckload of Germans in Chicago too. They hold Von Steuben day up there too, which is the German version of St. Patrick's. Except German-Americans are very confident and mature regarding their heritage, unlike Irish-Americans who are obnoxious and annoying cunts.

I honestly haven't a clue just yet. We're considering just flying home from there. The flight we have in mind will have a 36 hour layover in Paris.
What's good to see/Where's good to stay? We're thinking 2 days max.

>As of lately, Berlin IS a disappointment.

Blease elaborate
Pro tip: Nuremberg and Würzburg are actually the best places to visit in Germany. I've made a thread about franconia, should be in the catalog. I heaped lots of praise on the aforementioned cities, because they're criminally underrated (muh Köln, Hamburg, Berlin)

Berlin is bizarre. I was reading about Berliner Schnauze and it's basically acting like an asshole.

ive been to the chicago christkindelmart a couple times. its downtown (which i hate, the huge buildings literally make me dizzy, its windy as fuck, loud as fuck and filled with hobos, hipsters (whats the diff haha) and general borgeoise types) and its completely packed (can hardly move an inch) and overpriced as fuck.
i prefer the dublin one. now that was comfy
oh also that parade thing was in ferris buellers day off

berlin.de/en/attractions-and-sights/


Good starting point desu. Just skip Alexanderplatz and Bebelplatz. Also, stay away from the Kottbusser Tor. You can ignore what I just recommended if you're into Heroin and shooting up in public.

If you wanna party, check out Tresor or Berghain. Pretty liberal policies regarding MDMA, weed and coke in those places, drinks are reasonably priced.

If you're into Prussian history and culture, check out Potsdam, a city in close proximity to Berlin. It was the Prussian monarchy's residential area, basically the whole town was tailored to the whims of Prussian elite. It looks very bombastic, but also comfy in a way.

Oh, and eat a Currywurst!

>Currywurst
why are krauts such rasheeds

Yeah, they're huge cunts, even by German standards. Schnauze refers to the dialect as well. Berlinian/Prussian German is atrocious sounding.

Thank fuck Prussia was dismantled post-WWII and we all live to see the era of Bavarian supremacy :^)

Berlin is nice to visit, but shit to live in. Most major Bavarian cities, with the exception of Munich, are great for both tourists and locals

Mate, it's pork. The curry was more or less an accident, but nobody complained, so it's cemented its status as a tradition now

Awesome, sound advice.

Can you recommend a decent hotel/hostel?

What's a currywurst? Don't say a sausage with curry sauce.
I've heard that there's a huge pickpocket issue in Berlin. Is there much truth to that?
I speak little to no German, how common is English spoken?

i know the history
i tried one once, wasnt a fan

Man, yanks fucking love Christmas markets. I lived in Nuremberg for a while, and American jaws literally dropped in pic related. What is it with Americans and tacky Christmas kitsch

i love christmas markets. its nothing special to me though. dunno why americans specifically would love then

Christmas markets are comfy though, fucking expensive however.

Went on a school trip to Koln and somewhere else nearby to the markets.

im not used to 3 meals a day help lads

Berlin is a mussie shithole. You're telling people to visit other towns, but what if they want to visit the towns you just said to avoid? What then?

I would rather visit small, rural towns in Germany rather than the big cities, but with everything going on and people being so cucked, I would never even step foot in Germany.

>Can you recommend a decent hotel/hostel?
No idea mate, I haven't been in a while.

Pickpocketing is not really that bad compared to, say, Paris but worse than London. Just keep an eye on your stuff. You definitely won't get robbed though, unless you like to roam East Berlin's commieblocks past midnight on the weekends.

Pretty much every young person is close to fluent in English, older people not so much. Also, Berliner are a bit abrasive, but only the older ones and the locals. They don't speak English though, so you fortunately will not have to put up with them.

Currywurst sounds simple, but it's godly. This is curry 36, indubitably the place to be in terms of Currywurst. The menu is basic, but the taste is perfect.

It's also Berlin in a nutshell: kind of dirty, chaotic but somewhat endearing. You never know what to expect

germany isnt that bad. even big cities arent islamabad or whatever you think goes on there

although твн a minaretverbot would be quite nice

Do you like Glühwein (translates to glow wine, but it's basically just hot wine with a very distinct taste)

It's more popular than eggnog in germany, and there are lots of variations and different takes on the beverage, some of them with apple, plum, blood orange, pomegranate etc.

Cheers again. I'll have a looksie at curry36 so.

Mulled wine is already a winter tradition here, everyone drinks it.

I don't even know what eggnog is, that's a yank thing I think.

Which towns did I suggest to avoid?

I agree with your assessment of Berlin somewhat. you won't be too immersed in the Mussie aspect of the capital as a tourist though.

Small cities in Bavaria are awesome and fairly uncucked as well. People do not walk on eggshells regarding refugees and political correctness in pic related for example, might have to do with the huge amount of breweries. The idea of beer being "haram" is just completely retarded to Upper Franconians such as myself.

my mam makes glühwein but ive never tried it
ill try some when christmas rolls around next year

Haha you fucking Irish people fail to develop a 1st world country that's not a tax paradise and now you fail to even keep your general alive. Very pathetic.

lörs lärä
eggnog is addicting as shit, i drank 3 bottles of the stuff during winter 2013/14.

Well then, what area of Germany is okay then? The south? Southwest?

Also, in Bamberg, do people speak English, or do you have to whip out a dictionary and offend the language in front of strangers there?

fucking everyone speaks english in germany tb h. and they never get offended by your german

ebin

post your mums knicker draw

>mum
fuck off saxon SCUM

how do i get rid of the sick and hyperactive feeling in my stomach and heart

>mam
>trying this hard to be even remotely Irish