Go to take a shit

>go to take a shit
>get a boner while shitting
>my dick is laying on the toilet seat
>suddenly i need to pee too
>pee on the floor

Kek you couldn't awkwardly point your boner toward the fucking toilet like a normal person would?

t. microdick

why are Finns such a sophisticated group of people?

Being part of the small dick master race I am proud to announce that I have never accidentally peed outside the toilet.

Not even on your partners face?

>pee on the floor
I've peed on my pants when this happened to me.

I was not fun at all.

Can't be nearly as bad as sudden explosive diarrhea.

Yeah. Shits hard to get off on your living room rug.

iktf

Looks like someone is impotent in this board.

hold it downwards you barbarian

>small dick
Must be nice, beats being the micro dick master race (9cm).

lmao i wish i was dead

Are you sure you're measuring it correctly?

>Sup Forums
>partner
good one

Nah m8 just small like you

>tfw downwards curved dick

never had that problem + its handy for cumming. I dont have to make a mess i just cum in the back of my left hand

It used to happen to me too when i was a depressed sexless virgin.
Before going to school in the morning, i was usually running late and had to piss and brush my teeth in less than 10 minutes and the boner that pointed literally upward, like a tree was making major problems.
So i pissed in my own hand covering it and had to direct it to the bathroom sink.
One time i forgot to wash the piss off and it was really yellow so my mom got upset

>pee while sitting
>pee very hard
>pee even harder
>pee starts spraying over the toilet bowl between the seat and the bowl
>pee drips/flows down the outside of the toilet onto the floor and my pants

I hate it when that happens.

Does anyone else here have really sharp pains in the dick after cumming and peeing shortly afterwards?

kek

>tfw small penis
>tfw even worse, a growe
>tfw when soft it looks micropenis tier especially with untrimmed pubic hair
>tfw army shower phobia

That's normal, you should wait half an hour after orgasm before you pee again.

I'm glad our diverse cultures could come together and discuss such a notable topic.

happens every fucking time