Alright slavs, give me some fighting tips. This is urgent

Alright slavs, give me some fighting tips. This is urgent.

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Hit them in the stomach.

keep your hands up at all times

I asked the slavs

Hit them with a pipe, stab them, kick them in the balls

What else do u need? It's that easy

Don't.

Don't swing like a pussy, use jabs and keep your balance. Also 1 good kick to the shin will end the fight right there.

Slavs are pussies and losers.
I pick my teeth with slavs.

>Using your fists

Bat or aluminum pipe has way better reach and you wont damage your knuckles

Put your back in it. Rotate your body. If you weight more try to make him fall. Kick his legs. Use your forehead if it's clinch. Try to end it fast

I mean I thought it was a fair fight but if you're fighting gypsies then yeah, bring a gun nigga

Go for the jaw.

> t. got beaten up by gopniks and still salty about that

Punch first. Thats all

>Weapons

Nah man. That's too dangerous.

Do headbutts really work?

Get naked and start masturbating furiously

There's only fair fights in a ring of a gym

In the street there's no such thing

Yes but don't do it blindly use your forehead and tried to hit his nose or eye. If it's clinch just ram your forehead in his face

Asking for slavs...
Not asking for Cental and South America...

First, forget all about you gay porn that you watch...
Second, If you see yourself in a fair fight, you have done something really wrong.

If you see that you need to fight, grab some glass bottle and keep it hidden, use it to trow or break in someone head.
If you are in a close fight, keep moving and alway look to your surroundings, don't ever fall in the ground or they will kick your teeth out of your mouth!
Try to use your left hand to catch his attention and them use your right hand to punch (chose the best place to hit (neck, ear, side of the chest), if someone get too close, use your knee in his balls or belly. Make every hit count, and don't stop if he falls don't.
KICK HIS TEETH!

I am a white human living in a country where most of the population are black, i learn to fight before i learn how to run!

I guess Slavs and Brazillians dominate MMA but Slavs scare me more. Weapons in a fight here means attempted murder, no thank you.

Punch the fag in the throat. It always works and they never expect it.

>point gun
>shoot gun

smack your forehead across his elbow

Does taking a bowling ball to the nose hurt?
Because thats what a headbutt feels like

Remember rule 1? NO MMA, this is gay porn.

A bottle glass is not an weapon, is something that can save your life. I had friends that made niggers run simple by picking up a bottle and trying to hide it.
If your good education didn't allow you to learn how punch, watch some krav maga videos. Nothing complex, and remember to keep moving, and be aware to your surroundings, you never know when someone will come in your back.

>Do headbutts really work?
Yes, but aim for the nose. Is really hard to fight if you have blood all over your face and can't breath.

crush his balls with a low kick
blind his eyes
crush his nose
hit on the back of the head
fight dirty use anything u find don't hold back
have killing intent
ask other to help u 3or4 vs 1 fight
isi
don't ask a slave ask a berbere
berebers are barbare in fights

>A bottle glass is not an weapon
Not him, but I think he means legal wise. It would count as a weapon in Canada. Assault with a weapon is a pretty very serious charge.

if you pick bottle or any weapon in a fair fight, others may help him thus you getting btfo from your back

what if you play it off as self defense?

shit laws here mean you can only use what your offender uses

Berbers are just Slavs+Niggers

>Do headbutts really work?
Yeah. They are some of the hardest bones of your body. Head butting a fist can break someone's finger bones.

>someone going to beat you
>you end up beating him
Do you really expect that he press charges?

Muhhh, i was going to play a prank and that guy put half a bottle inside my belly. Not fair.
There is something called legit defense. In the worst case the judge will look at you and look at him and consider if you really need a bottle to defend yourself. Unless you are fighting a girl or an elder, yes. Is totally accepted.

But my advice would be: join a boxing gym. Train five times this week. And then you're 5 times more ready than now.

40% niggers speaking hh
we had white slaves not black slaves south european so weaklings

Why are you asking slavs about this tho

It's similar here, but you have to prove it was in self defense. You're allowed to use as much force as a person uses on you from my understanding, or have solid ground to believe your life is at risk. If you hit first like some people suggest, from a legal stand point that could get you into trouble.

So if he has a weapon you could have a weapon, or if he's much stronger than you and started the fight you might be okay legally if he's beating your face in but it gets more iffy. If he survives and it's your story vs. him you could risk legal problems.

It's possible. If it's some younger guy his parents could ask lawyers, or his own public defender could try to prove you were at fault too. Like I said fights are pretty iffy. I think both parties can choose not to press charges, but sometimes people try because they're bitter if they lost or they have the legal means to fuck you over. Really depends who you're dealing with.

There are no top brown fighters though, you're bottom feeders who start gangs 2bh

>I want ti kick this guys ass!
>b...but this or that is against the rules!

Oh, Canada.

I dunno, most fighters are slavs and I watched a Russian prison documentary the other day

>boxing gym
If i could count the number of boxers and jiujitsu fighters that end up stabbed by some kid because "muh fight", here in brazil. The number will be great then my ID.

who do you want to fight then?

>most fighters are slavs
what fighters?
and what makes you think lanky, skinnyfat autists on Sup Forums would be able to beat up anyone, slavs or not?

Why can't you avoid the fight?

if you're planning in advance you can obviously avoid the situation

youtube.com/watch?v=76m5gcS6z1Y

Nobody, but in this hypothetical scenario that I'm definitely not doing, my old boss

I don't know a lot of fighters, Klitschinkos, Fedor and uh cro cop theirs more I'm sure. You make a good point about the Sup Forums austists but I'm one of them.

No m8, you have being attacked. You are on danger, stressed and fearing for your life. You grab a bottle to defend yourself and he still try to hurt you.
Check some cases of legit defense in Canada.

I had a friend how almost get jailed, but was because he was 183cm and beat the crap of a 15 years old nigger. Still get away because the nigger try to mug him.

Nigger tier. Show a professional fighter from Tunisia, you can't.

I have read them. Canada has very poor self defense and home invasion laws and everything is under a "within reason" umbrella.

If a guy steals from you and just runs away, you can't shoot him or stab him to stop the thief. You can try to restrain him but if you knock him over and start kicking the shit out of him you can enter questionable territory.

If someone punches you in a bar and you grab a bottle and try to smash it over his head you also enter a strange space legal wise. Attacking with a weapon is pretty different legally, and you really have to justify why you used a weapon. It's highly situational in Canada. If you're the one who started the fight or threatend them off with a weapon, even more so. Like people have received lots of legal trouble for firing warning shots at home invaders in Canada. Legally it's better to kill someone in those cases.

Why can't you avoid the fight? Explain

I'm not OP, retard.

Oh I didn't know don't call me that

tunisia isn't a rich country. politician don't give sport enough importance but we have some fighters
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoufik_Belbouli: 29w 1d -1 l- 23ko
Victor Perez tunisan jew world champ filghweight
isaam barhoum :K1 world champion
full contact world champion(light contact)
Yoseikan Budo; world champion

Wushu Sanda 2 times world champ
kickboxing(pro) 2 time world champ
mma amateur world champ
in general more than 12 times world champ in many martial art sport

mourad bouzidi
2008 WFCA Dutch Muaythai Super Heavyweight (+95 kg) champion
2006 K-1 World Grand Prix in Seoul semi finalist
2005-2006 World Champion WFCA
2005-2006 European Champion WKN
2004-2005 World Champion WFCA
2005 Champion Tournoi Marrakech
2004-2005 European Champion DRAKA
2002-2003 The Eight Tournament Champion

>3 fighters, one going back over a century

Poor show. Why do you only have kickboxers? Kickboxing is for cans. Why don't they go into MMA or boxing? Also wushu is not a real combat sport it's bullshitdo.

can u even fight?
tunisia is full of ganks andgreat natural born fighter they are to poor to join a gym or start a pro carere

>Wanting to give yourself brain damage

fighting is for fucking retards

Hit him in pic related

1v1 me faggot. Tunisians are bitches.

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If someone tries to headbutt you angle your head up so it hits your chin, if you want to do it don't wind back just go straight forward.

This.

Also make sure to always let your guard down when you punch and don't tuck your chin at any point.

Who the fuck headbutts?

Take a shiv in case that things go badly.

nobody in slovakia?

aim for the balls

Why would you headbutt in fight? Maybe for style points but its pretty stupid move anyways

I feel like slavs just have retard strength

So far it has worked nicely for me.