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The boypussy is leaking again lads.

classic gimmick.

korean pop

>get called a virgin
>rage
Ah yes, Americans.

watching Seinfeld

still shit

karren tbqh lads

Hanging out with a good mate of mine, she's a girl. I wouldn't shag her though, I already have a gf.

need a nana gf

what's that?

i only have a boipucci

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but i was on your side

cause you were too slow to make one you useless fuck

>boipucci

what the fuck does that even mean? i fucking hate this place

what do you think of nigel's new look lads

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alri newcunt

Cuccboi pronounced koosh-bwa refers adherents of the age old tradition of french Huguenot protestants who in their attempt to avoid the brutal persecution levied against them by the catholic ancien regime, allowed local petty nobility unfettered sexual access to their wives. The reason why they did this is because they feared for their fine goose fat and paté production, which the papist elites often threatened by suggesting new tariffs implementation.
However under reign of King Louis IV (le Roi-Soleil) the practice was outlawed and had to be continued underground, luckily after the French Revolution, Rosseau and Napoleon re-instated the practice claiming that its suppression was another case of tyranny under the ancien-regime and that Protestants inalienably had the right to have their wives tended to by other men.
In 1793 upon the dawn of Haitian revolution, cuccboi planters in Haiti struck an allegiance with the slave rebellion leader Touissant Louverture (the agreement was upheld by Jean-Jacquelines Dessalines upon Haitian independence), citing that in exchange for protection of their indigo producing estates and plantations from both rebel-led violence (but interestingly not rape) but also protection against potential attacks by the catholic government, the cuccbois would sign sexual contract with the black haitian ex-slaves, regarding their wives.
An interesting sidenote is that Haitian-descended Alexandre Dumas was well renowned in Cuccboi circles for his apparent prowess with the wives of Cuccbois and actually the theme and story of the 3 musketeers was a homage to trials and tribulations of 3 Cuccbois, a fact often overlooked and downplayed in line with Napoleonic code sensibilities.
The cuccboi treatise were amended throughout french colonial empire to include all black men by ‘Le Grande Assemblie des Cuccbois’ in 1840. Since that day cuccbois have sought refuge, protection and sexual satisfaction (for their wives) from black men.

This is the best post that will come out of this thread.

If everything has gone to plan there should be a VERY cheeky package waiting for me when I arrive back at my house.

looks like Nige's evil twin

who the fuck is this nobody 'Martin Fromage' trying to run for UKIP leadership

fuck off mate

definite paedophile

I like the sound of that

didn't read a word of this tbqh

not a fan of this wearing beanies year round meme

I like the way Fromage thinks

enjoying the irony of this post

you think you're on top by calling him a newcunt but you're the one who failed to stop his reply is actually a gimmick from a while back

howling

getting my pet frog tomorrow

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I'll give anyone in this thread a tenner if they can name a famous British half caste sportsperson who has a white father and a black mother.

Literally cannot find one.


The following have white mothers:

Jessica ennis
Ashley Young
Ashley cole
Gabby agbonlaghor
Aaron lennon
Kyle walker
Nathaniel Clyne
Ryan Bertrand
Dele alli
Curtis Davies
Lewis Hamilton

Mandem

>Farage isn't racist they said

only newfags say newfag

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I too am bathing in the irony

poetic *inhales wine and takes a swig*

hello my name is Mr Egaraf

and i come from some place far away

GAS THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

>teenage years

who didn't have a bit of banter like that at school?

>59 days until Christmas

doubt he cares, he's quit politics

Really hope that isn't real.

confirmed newcunts. try harder next time boys.

This is literally the equivalent of going BARACK OBAMA = BO SO HE SMELLS HAHA

m8 learn to count

not true

nice to see a fresh face in politics

Literally me

youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY

would have loved to have been a British officer stationed in the British Raj where i could serve in Kolkata, doing trade deals between New Delhi and London and cleaning the streets of Hindu savages

i would have met a qt smelly desi girl with a red sari and a bindi on her head and we'd have sweaty Anglo-Indian sex in the hot Indian sunshine and she would bear me gorgeous caramel children to serve King and Empire like their father

>just keep pretending you're in the right, block it all out

i like the way Egin thinks!

Stopped replying to the female best friend I've managed to fall for lads, day 3 and still going. Getting a bit hard now though since I have 0 other people in my life hahahaha!

Reading some beautiful British Poetry lads

We'll get used to it desu

>tfw farage brings moustaches back

delete this image

it's very offensive

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is that what you're telling yourself? good idea lad.

what retard drew that horse? looks like shit

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Rate my blog, lads

>be at work last night
>break time
>sitting at a table with a dude I've worked with everyday for 5 years
>he gets a phone call
>says Hello in English then spends the next ten minutes speaking Polish
>mfw


You'd think the fact you can speak a 2nd language fluently would have came up at least once.

all fucking niggers must fucking hang

thats an elephant

>red sari
wew lad, fucking her at a wedding?

everyone in these threads are shit

FUCK OFF NIGGER

sorry lads you've been gimmicked'd

nuh uh santa told me it was 135 days! still excited

emailsanta.com/clock.asp

Eh gyal
Ya whinin ya batty up me front
Me jammin to da Shabba riddim pumpin from de trunk
Me mandem be dutty bunnin puffin up de lung
Wiling out pon de dancefloor pass me de skunk

Need a Blair White GF

That kid looks a bit gookish

that's no lady

lol is that the cultural significance of them?
i just like the look of them

me on the left

>mfw a man is literally prettier than any girl I've been with

wowa, look at this BEAUTIFUL creature I want to shoot sperm into her womb

another beautiful day in the city

The bride of the Indian wedding I'm going to explicitly told the misses not to get a red one for that reason

There's hope for pakiboo yet

Need a Copper Cab GF

the windy apple?

Essential /brit/ lad

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11359725/Fox-of-Folkestone-Conman-from-Kent-who-modelled-himself-on-Wolf-of-Wall-Street.html

Woah haha went to click Update and hit Catalog
Lost you for a sec there lads haha I was worried for a bit hahaha sorry about that

But why

You don't shoot sperm into a womb you daft spacker

me on the right (the mix between lee evans and a chimp)

>Monday tomorrow

ooga booga

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So just Lee Evans then

*has you executed at once*

me at the back behind second lefts armpit

Micropenis confirmed. Gutted.

find meeee close to youuuuuu

Sweating like Lee Evans telling another shit joke lads

me at the bar in my lucky beige jacket

new

Brit on holiday?

/gf 2018/ is shaping up quite nicely

Sweating like Lee Evans getting the last magnum out the freezer

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