Scottish history: Irish immigrants who genocided the Picts, only to be repeately slapped shitless over the next two millennia by Anglo-Saxons, who so successfully slapped their shit that they not only are genetically identical to the Anglo-Saxons, they had to resort to Victorian fictions to invent a separate, 'Celtic' identity; something which has never existed.
Aiden Hill
was it autism?
Ethan Cox
I personally think England is the best.
It's all most people think about in regards to the UK
Leo James
1. Wales - Truly magical. The beautiful Welsh language, songs, history, landscape, and so much more are testament to the mysterious and glorious nature of Wales and the Welsh people. Their green hills, the rocky coastline, the tranquil flocks of sheep, it is all the pinnacle of majesty in the world. The Welsh also undoubtedly possess the best English dialect of all. I could ramble on and on, but Wales steadfastly holds #1.
Jaxon Hill
you're not fooling anyone douglas
Carter Brown
>tfw never met an actual Welsh person in person
Sometimes I question if they really exist
Ryder Ward
Picts were celts and there is literally zero evidence they were genocided.
Ryan Ramirez
>t. Douglas McMillan
Jacob Ramirez
But Scottish culture is basically just Irish people pretending to be English, same as Northern Ireland
Chase Turner
>scotland - entire culture based off a shitty mel gibson movie >ireland - drinking and trying to copy american """irish""" >wales - west england >england - pakistan >cornwall - literally where >isle of man - literally where >gibraltar - a rock >NI - Ireland but with bonfires
the real ranking is 1) Gibraltar 2) Wales 3) N. Ireland 4) Scotland 5) England 6) Ireland 7) Cornwall
Matthew Nelson
So does Scotland exist in the star wars universe?
I like to think that shortly after gaining our independence, we developed our own space program (free from the perfidious hinderences of england).
With the now unfettered genius of Scottish science, we launch space colonists looking for a new life beyond the stars. The journey is perilous, and scant few Scots are braw enough to take the risk. Most end up as two bit gangsters like this bloke.
Also what's this ''kanji club''?
Kanji is a japanese writing system. Does this mean Japan was also colonising space alongside Scotland?
Camden Perez
Not just in the Star Wars universe, there's a universe where Alex Salmond found the Elixir of Youth and led Scotland into a grand age of space exploration
Jason Thompson
>Irish immigrants who genocided the Picts kek nice wee fantasy you got there. The Picts assimilated.
Jace Reed
a spanish guy told me that Gibraltar is not english, the people there are descendant of scottish sailors and maltese fishermans married with spanish girls is that true ?
Eli Harris
Utterly retarded.
The Anglo-Saxons of Lothian didn't get cucked by the normans into speaking French, which is what makes them Scots.
Matthew Hernandez
Real ranking by a Scot:
1. Ulster-Scots The least cucked of all Brits. Still white and right. Preserved old fashioned Lowland Scots/British culture in some respects. Their country has gone to shit in many ways because of the taigs chimping out but its a price worth paying imo.
2. Scots/English Two Anglo-Saxon cultures, one with a bit of Celtic admixture and the other rather frenchified. GOAT cultures at the height of the British Empire. Huge influx of Irish immigrants into Scotland during 19th and 20th centuries has resulted left wing political movements including independence, also a big reason for le celtic romanticism meme. England ruined by pakis and urban decay.
3. Wales Why do they even exist? Conquered in 1282, not even equal to Scotland and England in the Union. Few of them speak a souvenir language. So fucking what?
4. Fenians This includes native Irish Catholic population in NI and large Irish Catholic population in Scotland (or at least the many that aren't integrated). Absolute scum of the earth. Literally the niggers of Europe with a huge victim complex. Hate the UK, form core support base for Scottish Independence.
Matthew Morris
>irish culture
Literally just just super west england (wales is regular west england)
