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>blonde parents
>brown hair
Did the mailman come over a lot?

You're not the first one to point that out João. I otherwise look like both of my parents, and my sister has brown hair too.

Also you didn't spot the difference.

no gf anymore?

Yep. Portuguese women are objectively the best but they're difficult as fuck sometimes.

sorry to hear that, user, there's no chance of coming back with her?

>I otherwise look like both of my parents
I know only a bit about biology but I thought it was impossible because both your parents had 2 recessive genes.

I don't follow everyone's family to know who is dating who to notice the difference.

True fucking that, homie. Uptight demanding bitches.

Mixing it up this time.

It was kinda weird. It really felt more like we were splitting up more because of the distraction in our own lives, it was kinda amicable and on good terms. She's starting uni in a few months and I'm taking a heavier course load this semester. She broke up with her first (and only other) boyfriend when she was 16 or so because she was beginning to take studying more seriously at the time, so this wasn't the first time she's done that.

It's both a bummer and relieving.

>central Portugal
>large Universe
Coimbra?

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I see where you're coming from since blond hair is recessive and brown is dominant. But it's not controlled by a single gene and there's a lot at work resulting in hair color. It's more complicated than eye color which is a simple mendelian trait.

Tuga girls are a mystery to me. A lot of the time they're very sweet and loyal and fun to be around but at the same time they can be prickly as hell.

Imagine if the most significant label someone could give your life is that you are a big fan of some football team

fucking tragic

She's from Caldas da Rainha but goes to Universidade do Porto.

Mine with regionals

You speak Serbo-Croatian or Bulgar ?

It's embarrassing to watch sometimes. His doctor told him to stop being so emotionally invested in football because his blood pressure was getting too high. Otherwise he's cool though.

10/10
Broder bretonek, fatla genes?

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>R1b1b2a1a1
Hello cousin, same Y-DNA subclade here

Kek, ldr's never work

graet race mixed

I have blood european, nigger and indigenous.

Hello fellow distantly-descended-Alsatian. Did your ancestor have a German surname?

Modèle 2

It was Wespiser I think.

They're definitely difficult but I've seen them work for plenty of people. Most relationships don't work anyways so I don't think that should stop people from going into them.

Ironically, the more successful ones I've seen had everything going against them. Like my friend who's dating some Thai girl he met on culturepals who doesn't even speak English.

Well if it WAS the mailman, at least he had a job, and you're not a complete nigger.

Tuga girls are very fucking picky. They demand the world of you, and contribute very little a lot of the times. I guess it's good for forcing men to pick themselves up and try harder but heh. They ARE actually pretty self-reliant, but sometimes they pretend not to be just to have you do shit for them. Heh, you're probably better off.

The most you're missing is probably some great food.

Eh. Don't know a lot of people from there. Great town though.

>ldr's never work
yup, I told you that several times, I guess you understand now :3

Have we spoken before? There was another guy on Sup Forums who is R U106.

Sup everyone.

Speak Croatian and mostly understand Macedonian.

Thats Bukovina with Austria Hungary, right ?

Edhow.

youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

So you are a Chazimo?

kek, I'm pretty obviously 100% white. By this board's standards I might not be white because when I was in Portugal last week people would approach me in Portuguese a lot of the time, even when I looked touristy as fuck. Except in Sintra, but I saw the people working there speaking English even with the Portuguese visitors.

She had her issues but she wasn't the stereotype. We're still really close friends. A big part of what stopped it too was her mom being over protective. Her parents were born during Estado Novo so they started working around age 10 or so, and her mom wants her to have better opportunities but takes it a little too far sometimes. She wasn't even able to tell her mom about me because she would never approve.

PT food is GOAT. I ate like infinity bifanas over there. Bitoque is bretty good too.

Caldas is nice. I had more fun there than anywhere else because I became friends with a lot of her friends since everyone would just hang out at Parque D. Carlos I. I was popular as fuck there for whatever reason, might be because people don't see an American every day.

It is, but I noticed last time I was working it should be the Kingdom of Galicia and Lodomeria flag instead because of when they lived there.

I think so, you are the one who is paternally Portuguese right?

It turns out the Portuguese and Brazilian royal families both carried R1b-U106

>Thai girl he met on culturepals who doesn't even speak English.
2bh that sounds incredibly sketchy

Yep, that's me. Looks like we frequent the same boards.

Cool about the royalty, by the way. Maybe there's some connection way back. More recently my family were illiterate farmers.

I still don't fully understand it. She acts like a 12 year old too and he thinks it's cute, yet somehow it works out.

It kinda gets me depressed because I make sure everything in the way of relationships is extremely well thought out and careful yet I'm always left disappointed and hurt while my friends who make horrible life decisions end up really happy.

Chazimo?

Edhow?

>Maybe there's some connection way back. More recently my family were illiterate farmers.
Perhaps but I doubt it, you both probably have Suebi origins though. It's interesting because your great grandfather was from Madeira which is so isolated, wiki says vikings were there around 1000AD. it's an incredibly farfetched hypothesis by me but perhaps that's where it came from in your family(most likely not though)

Here you go, r8 but no h8 my friends

Castiza con Mestizo produce Chamizo

>when I was in Portugal last week people would approach me in Portuguese a lot of the time
uh oh

>A big part of what stopped it too was her mom being over protective. Her parents were born during Estado Novo
Yeah, there's that. Portuguese mothers-in-law are fucking huge cunts on purpose, so she was sparing you something fierce. It has an obvious function, but it sucks big time. If she was working by 10 years of age, you have to understand that she wants her daughter to have everything she didn't even have access to.

>I was popular as fuck there for whatever reason,
Small country mentality. We're just happy you don't think we're Spanish, even if you've lived here for 20 years, kek.

>bifanas
>bitoque
Kek. We're you them all it alphabetically? They are pretty great.

The Portuguese and Brazilian royal family never mixed with Moors or Blacks, but the rest of the population did. They are probably mostly Germanic, genes-wise.

If you know, how did your parents choose where to live?

i'm not sure entering that term, i also have black("african") blood.

You father is Mestizo or Mulato ?

My father just wanted to be with my mother and she didn't want to live away from Finland, she's connected to the land

it's a mongol shaman thing, the usual

>she wants her daughter to have everything she didn't even have access to.
Yet for whatever reason, she REALLY does not want her to study physics. She originally wanted her to be a doctor but she did too poorly on the bio exam to get into med school and she doesn't even like medicine. Her mom gave her a whole talk on how physics is "men's work and not for women." Her dad sounds cool tho.

>uh oh
In Lx I'd say I was spoken to in PT 30-60% of the time, but in Caldas it was closer to 90%. In places like Baixa people often just spoke English to everyone since it was mostly tourists anyways, but in Mouraria and even Bairro Alto I usually got Portuguese. When I wasn't approached in English I usually got French, I guess I look French since I don't look particularly Nordic or Mediterranean.

Most of you didn't seem too dark except those with outdoor jobs like construction workers and landscapers. Except this one guy I saw near Praça da Figueira who had the most white facial features I have ever seen (narrow nose, tall narrow forehead, straight smooth hair, pointy chin, etc, kinda like Handsome Squidward) yet had darker skin than most Indians. No idea what he was, maybe some kind of Arab.

Are swiss leftists frowned upon?

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I understand what she means though, my gf has a similar stance. Has your father learned the langauge well?

He can certainly communicate with fellow cockroacj, is all that matters

>Yet for whatever reason, she REALLY does not want her to study physics.
Yup. That's a Portuguese mother. We have this medicine cult where they are considered the most respectable people. It's dying out, but there is a lot of prestige in it, moreso than say, an engineer of lawyer.

>In Lx I'd say I was spoken to in PT 30-60% of the time, but in Caldas it was closer to 90%.
Yeah seems about right. Most smaller towns just don't get enough foreign people to start approaching them in English.

>Mouraria and even Bairro Alto
Almost literal slums. that's bound to happen.

>didn't seem too dark except those with outdoor jobs
Yeah, memes aside, it's mostly just a tan. Even the darker people have a construction-worker tan that ends at the sleeves and neck. We do have some big noses though.

>maybe some kind of Arab.
Maybe genetically. I doubt you'd find any actual Muslims. Possibly a genetically lucky Monhé (son of a mozambican/indian parent and a white one) or just a colony dude.

Mulato

>medicine cult
I once chatted with a med student from Coimbra who said every parent wants their child to become a doctor and it seemed unfamiliar to me but I guess that explains it. We do have that for Asians tho.

>literal slums
Never got that feeling for either neighborhood. Mouraria was kinda dirty and had a lot of immigrants, and the people there seemed poorer but some parts were a bit better than others. I stayed on Calçada de Santo Andrade which was a tad sketchy at night but other parts of it looked more built up, like that street with all the pictures of Fadistas.

People from 3rd world countries have that mentality that doctors are the best thing to become and if you aren't a doctor then you are nothing

I don't think so, I've got the impression that Switzerland is an actually tolerant country (as in leftists try to understand rightists and rightists try to understand leftists, even though have different opinions). For example my uncle is a hardline rightist, who will do anything to have no contact with the swiss governing system and hates welfare (even though he's been in a weelchair for 30 years), but his daughter is a journalist for a left-wing magazine.

He's lived here for 20 years now and he's completely fluent, he has told us that it took him 5 years to get fluent and after that it's just been the increase of vocabulary (poetic wordings, old finnish, dialects etc.)
He does sometime mix the grammar and forms incorrect words or phrases, but people understand what he's saying and we don't bother mentioning it since we know that finnish grammar is difficult with the 15 cases
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_grammar#Cases

>physics is "men's work and not for women."
She's right you know

Yeah it varies a bit from place to place, but it's definitely the worst place in the country, safety wise. It's still a safe country.

>We do have that for Asians tho.
Yeah, it's something along those lines. For a long while it was the only achievable path to economic safety. Up until the 70's we were very very poor (the people, not so much the country itself), so it was the shining beacon of hope a parent could have for their kids if they had reachable good grades.

It's disappearing with this generation, but you can certainly feel it with people born up until the 80's.

It's not so much that but the fact that up until 10 years ago, if you were a doctor you had a guaranteed well-paying job for life. We even linked the universities to the hospitals and people never had to apply to a job in medicine. Recently they've been more restricted about paying doctors and letting them have 3 jobs and not show up, so it took a hit and they are basically engineers now. The demand is still very competitive though, for cultural reasons.

I thought your father was Mestizo because I thought that your grandma was a Amerindian

Anyway,una Mestiza con uno Mulato produce uno Mulato.So, I think you're Mulato

Don't be fucking stupid, Michał. Men TEND to be better at physics in my experience but it's hardly universal.

Didn't the country go from 0 to 100 in terms of modernizing after the fall of Estado Novo? From what I can see there are a lot of educated, talented young people but not very many opportunities for them because the country is still recovering from being a backwards dictatorship.

>MFW
Jamás esperé que yo entrara en el termino de mulato.

>muh stronk independent wymyn STEM edition
No thanks, I actually have sense of gender roles unlike brainwashed westerners

>Didn't the country go from 0 to 100 in terms of modernizing after the fall of Estado Novo?
In a way, yes. Estado Novo saved a lot of money and produced a lot of riches and established minimum schooling for everyone (that task was monumental). But after the fall the leftist governments overspent A LOT on infrastructure (which is why we have good cities and roads and public services for our wealth), and it almost backfired right before the EU saved us, and it's backfiring now. Mostly because a lot of it was corrupted away into some people's pockets.

We still have job demand (compared to Spain, for example), but it's low paying so a lot of people go away. This means that a lot of people now have the means to go abroad and have a better life, and don't stay here because the corruption hinders them way too much, but it's showing some very good signs of change. We're currently having a LOT of great engineers.

The dictatorship was tough, but it ended just before the money could be spent in a controlled manner, so it kind of was in vain and got fucked up by the subsequent governments, and we've been recovering since.

Socially it went from a dictatorship to a conservative country with left-wing sounding parties that aren't really that left-wing, so we're in a weird but rather healthy situation where we can't stand SJW's, but don't go full christian retards on issues like abortion or gay acceptance, as long as people don't boast about it or are otherwise obnoxious or too loud. We're cool with it as long as everyday still feels normal to everyone not involved.

A good example is the drug decriminalisation policy which is a good balance between leftist 420 blazeit and rightist let them all die, and in fact reduced a lot of the HIV incidence cases and drug addiction.

I dunno, a big change in heart and outlook on life is happening at the moment with the 90's people, and even the politician youths seem to be changing a bit, so maybe there's hope.

Thanks for the answering my questions, I appreciate it greatly. If you don't mind me asking one more question, I'll take he spoke finnish in the home as well?

r8 me

Looks implausible

Literally everyone has Irish heritage

The big mick dick has broke in many a foreign woman

I lied a bit here and there i admit.

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I have no any intercultural roots Like arab/western Sup Forums here.

All i know bout my ancestry is my surname's most first ancestor is come from china 1000years ago

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