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i've been a patient man Dahnald....edition

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karen

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moggers

>jacksy

karen?

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phwoar

why does /brit/pol have nice patriotic british editions and all we get is reddit tier wank

it's to make up for years of gender inequality in wages, sorry friendo

Is it OK to go out with an objectively plain girl if I really like her? I think she's pretty and we share common interests.

opinions?
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i'm very fond of this British isle and all the Brits that live on it

Where do you work where a team leader makes more than £30k? Where I work, at Wetherspoons, it's a complete meme position and I think they get paid about £16,000.

>make 16k

This is your fault, not hers

POO

Why wouldn't it be you dumb fuck

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doing mdma on my own again lads

Would you rather:

Go to hell and live forever
OR
Die immediately and never exist again.

doxxable info m80

call centre for a large, well known company is all I can say

Civil service probably

Why doesn't it float away?

rank them lads

bet that felt good

The gf's dad's birthday tomorrow lads, nothing I can really buy him because he's boring but does anyone have any really generic ideas?

mate check out this nutcase
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come down is too nasty for me

rather do a cheeky bit of charlie

a mug with a joke about footy on it

me on the BUSHISMS poster between 2 and 3

Daniel

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4>2>3>5>1>>>>>>>>

call centre is one job i couldn't do, get out my friend

saw her the other day on youtube, really want to fuck her

>Mocking the leader of our greatest ally.

Fuck our shitty indoctrinating education system. Leftist teachers need to die in a fire.

i like how the cameramon zoomed into the blokes face.

hello

they're all pretty average looking but would like 2 and 3 to stamp on my bobbles with those tights on

sounds like you should go back to Sup Forums to me lad. don't come back.

>u goin 2 get ur cock out then??

Ah yes, the ol' neighbour is immersing the whole street with their needlessly loud techno again. Definitely a fan of this.

Just found out I've got gonorrhoea lads

:(

United States of Niggerica

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>2016
>not shagging women in the jacksy for 2 hours straight

Benders the lot of you

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! GO ON MATE HAVE A SPAFF ON THESE AHAHAHAHA

Just found out I've got diarrhea lads

:(

thinking about purchasing an anime figurine again

>EG

*spreads my neghole*

bug me

good job they're mocking bush then

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post rare gattos

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*turns up the radio playing some hip-hop*

Haha alri

*dabs on em*

accidentally swallowed some of my gf's pinworms when i was going down on her

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>2017-1
>Not being up to your nuts in guts 5 hours on the trot

poof

/brit/ is full of underage memespouters, what do you think?

hahahaha

shoulda wrapped it up lad

arranging to have her drop some weights on my bollocks

it wasnt meant to be like this...

What's the difference between Brit/pol/ and /Brit/ lads?

Honest question from a newfag here

When I go to Belfast and see people like this I feel very uncomfortable

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rip in piece lad

>pinworms

used to have these. Good thing is that they are easily cured; you just take a pill and it kills all the worms. Then you wash all your clothes + sheets to take care of the eggs.

The bad part is you usually have to ask at the pharmacy for the worm pills which means telling a person that you have ass worms.

We're the degenerates who are unwelcome in Brit/pol/

>Kiss meeeeeeeee!

>/brit/ is full of underage memespouters
i thought we were at least in uni (or uni age)

doesn't seem particularly underage here
nobody throws a wobbly for instance

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/brit/pol is actually comfier, with better discussion, but it is a LOT more Rorke

sniggered a bit when she put a plastic bag over the camera and started talking about how the plastic bag mindset thinks up plastic bag solutions

when she takes off the bag and propels you into the stars I was fucking gone

what are you on about lad it's mostly 20-something unemployed pikey failures that pretend they're middle class

brit/pol/ = farage / trump memes
/brit/ = 'just had a shit', 'going shop, you want anything'?'

you just know some fucked up
shit has happened in her life

>lamh dearg

if he hates the irish why does he have an irish symbol in its native language inscribed on his back?

Ten jaw aching minutes later still no sign of him cumming I start to wank him first with my right hand then with my left until his time is nearly up and my arms are feeling like they are dropping off so I told him I cant make you cum and if he wants can finish himself off. He was wanking like a man possessed for minutes on end I thought he must cum...er no.

Now this guy was clammy when we started but now he was sweating all over and his sweat was dripping on my throw and newly washed pillow cases I mean it was literally like a river coming off his face so much so his hair was wet, a couple of minutes passed with no sign of him cumming so I said it doesn't look like you are going to cum and he said I will in a minute so I let him wank himself a little longer and he was doing this at such a fevered pitch the sweating was getting worse but I thought he must cum now...er no

God I hate clammy sweaty punters and with him sweating over my lovely bedding I'm starting to really feel pissed off so I called the booking to an end even though he kept saying he will cum in a minute but we were 5 minutes overtime and I'd had enough.

When he'd left I touched my pillows and throw and both were wet through with his sweat ugh!

Big Lebowski in 20 minutes on Film 4

Do I have to be up at 06:00 tomorrow for work? Yes.

Should I be in bed right now sleeping? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

sister just posted this on facebook

gonna be honest lads, im famished

interesting video

its on record

It's shit

bike lads coming on soon

remember when people used to look like that?

what was going on lads

I did for the main event, but not for oral. Turns out she had it in her throat

/brit/pol is a bunch of literal who's wanking to yankee politics

Well that's like...your opinion man

FOY

doesn't look a day over 46

>2016
>Not appreciating the philosophy of the Dude

Ishygddt

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eating strawberries t︃bh lads

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tune

just put one of these in the microwave

canuck isn't yank

he's a commonwealth member and therefore honourary /brit/ish
until he starts acting up and then he's a JF who can do one

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Gold medal cycling final UK vs Aus lads.