American "soldiers"

>American "soldiers"

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>We have to train them
wew

hi!

does the US give them those sunglasses as an attempt to make them look more intimidating despite being fat manlets?
because it doesnt work

>German """""""""""""""""Army"""""""""""""""""

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Amerisissies

It's to block out the sun

...

lol

soldiers should be killed instead of being discharged back in our country

That's not nice!

Say it to my face faggots.

Thank you for your cervix

>SAS still shits all over them
Face the facts, faggot. You're simply inferior

Dog bless

He dare put his finger on It's cuty muzzle.

>C-can we call him a new hitler?

At least they dont need a special snowflake rifle that does not work despite being way more expensive.

why are they dressed like terrorists?
are they trying to be accepted by the Afghani locals?

>he thinks special operations should be dressed in grunt outfits

I know literally nothing about the armed forces but ur a retard

America is second to none!
Well except Iceland but that's a different story...

Kittens!

is bcuz GORILLA WARFARE

The G-36 is fairly reliable for all intents and purposes, the L-86 is universally accepted as very, very mediocre, FAMAS I have no idea on

Pretty much every other European rifle is good enough

Reminds me of this pic.

topkek

Those are some of the dorkiest looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.

>Kittens!
You are forgiven

tell me about americans

why are they so short and swarthy?

No. We are better.

They're swashbuckling pirates, yarr!

Merci

Army has historically been the happy go-lucky dorknerds

Nyuh uh!

i don't know why they're all manlets 2bh

as a eastern euro immigrant that's 193 cm i tower over most of them, though

isn't that the only german soldier in existence?

Niko! Let's go bowling!

>Merci
D'aww, nice friend.

Those sunglasses are god tier.

Not gay but that kraut soldier is quite hot.

I meant to say "Merci beaucoup" but I forgot how to spell beaucoup

Have another kitter

>american banter

A-actualy It's my cat

WTF is Sami Zayn doing in the German army?

You have a cute cat
Here's mine

Do you even know what you're talking about

Ah here he is. The inbred texan

>this British inferiority complex
Not a good look

YEEEEEEEEEHAW

>how to spell beaucoup
Well, exactly like you did!
Thanks for your kitten,

Not really, the German army is notiriously shit and underfunded. Their stategy for any sort of invasion or insurgency is basically "America will save us".

Thank you, I enjoy these lil munchkin cats so much

there's nothing bantery about the truth

>getting baited by a paki

Lad...

>that pic
I want to cuddle it so bad, now.

You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

>Europeans

except that he's not wrong

maybe you're the one that needs to have more information

>Americans

>Lad...
wew, you're free now. No need to speak like us you culture less fucks

The current german army is a joke. All european armies faces problems due to constant budget cuts, including the french army

I doubt we will take the risk allowing them to build an actual army. They have a habit of fucking things up.

Hello.

Nice cherrypicking.

German army consist of new males.

They're raising their funding for their military and seem to be actually putting effort forwards for military reform, which is something.

They're about as well drilled as we are, or at least they're supposed to be.
He is right on doctrine though, but I can't really blame them since they have a whopping 60k in active personnel

nice dresses

there are more security forces in rio right now than that sum

Say that to their face, little man.

süsser Kleid

One American is trying not to laugh, the others are wondering why the fuck they are listening to that dude.

>süsser Kleid
I see, the German language is too complicated for your primitive language habit.

Serious question

why is america unable to achieve to long term strategic objectives of the wars it chooses to enter?

eg vietnom, irak, afghoniston etc etc you guys failed

could it be war is rather a means to an economic end or what

genuinely curious because what's stopping you guys right?

>what's stopping you guys
Politicians.

We achieved goals in Afghanistan and Iraq, we just kept staying and essentially establishing new goals

We literally just walked into each country and took away power from Hussein and the taliban like a toy from an unruly child

The problem is that we didn't kill literally every single person that wants to kill us

terrorists are never not a threat until you have killed all of them

Mein Deutsch ist sehr schlect, ich weiss
I've been taking it for a year now and I'm terrible at it
Wish I learned French tbqh

>Fat swarthy manlets
ummm.... I thought the US army had standerds?

>I've been taking it for a year now and I'm terrible at it
>Wish I learned French
With an attitude like this I don't even wonder that you can't speak proper German.

none of those wars were against countries but against groups, "normal" wars would stop earlier because politicians on both sides don't want to destroy or be destroyed so they'd sign treaties

Delta basically never wears uniforms. They also are allowed to wear hair and facial hair however they want. According to the guy who wrote Blackhawk Down if you see someone whose in shape with a tan, a non military haircut, and facial hair sitting in a bar on a Tuesday afternoon near a U.S. military base there is a decent probability they are an operator.

Why are they so short?

>British "soldiers"
youtube.com/watch?v=fAoj-dFU3UM

Und?
Deutsch hat nett Zahlen, aber dummes Grammatik
Und ich habe ein lehrer oder eine buch nicht

mobben mir nicht bitte

Our military is mostly middle class crackers, beaners and token blacks mostly in support (...seriously our combat troops are mostly white and Hispanic males especially special forces). So your seeing pictures where the beaners are standing next to Euros. I know plenty of combat Marines and Army guys who are over 6 foot. I also know an insane former medic whose a 5'8" Puerto Rican.

>surrender monkeys

Don't bully our friends!

so these are the long bragged about "British Royal Marines"

politicians & other war contractor bs

Cross training is the greatest part of deployment.

that picture

oh my, that really got me

>Sami Zayn
Someone has to make their military look competent. Also based on your WWE reference (had to Google him) are you MENA?

Naja, dafür, dass Du erst ein Jahr Deutsch lernst, ist es gar nicht mal so schlecht. Hauptsache Du gibst nicht auf und lernst immer schön fleißig.

They're now doing it without a competent army. Also don't forget the "genuis" Marx congealed in the Fatherland. Your Polish plumber can tell you about how great his ideas worked out.

No you're an idiot. It's hard to maintain a competent military force when doing so contradicts everything your government preaches. Every European military has this problem and the spending "death spiral" has greatly exacerbated the problem.

This and our population of 350 million thinks that 4k dead in 12 years is the end of the world.

Danke
Übung macht den Meister, ja?

Hypocrisy is the least of their concerns, I can assure you

>I doubt we will take the risk allowing them to build an actual army
Who do you think you are, Inselaffe? We build our army how we want.
But spending a lot of money on military is not necessary right now, since we can dominate other countries through our economic power.

>Übung macht den Meister, ja?
Richtig! :)

Wünderbar

CAG is literally SASx2. We created CAG around the idea of your SAS, but expanded upon it

Oh yes, I forgot. You need that money for housing refugees.

No no, I'm a white frog (>imblying :DDDD) and I like wrestling.

Fix your own foreigner-problem. I've visited London in 2009 and I've never seen so many Africans at once. Berlin is a white paradise compared to that. You're much more fucked than us.

>Amerimanlets

no bully pls
thnks

glass houses Takeshi

>german "commanders"

That's just because Berlin is a post-commie shithole that immigrants have no interest in living in.