Why are Latin Americans so violent at war?

Why are Latin Americans so violent at war?

>war between Brazil and Paraguay
>Brazilians killed more than 95% of Paraguayan males
>occupied Paraguay and raped Paraguayan women for 10 years

And yet they pretend they are happy and peaceful.

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Victoria 2 is comfy as mate.
Who you playing as?

dat historical inaccuracy

Pilar fell first

No one gives a shit about this nowadays. Only Paraguayans.

>And yet they pretend they are happy and peaceful.
We don't.

>Why are Latin Americans so violent at war?
>this coming from an american

>implying
pay royalties

>paying a paraguayan
>ever
lol

>>this coming from an american
Whatever could you mean?

You wish. This shit was more than 100 years ago. Stop whining about that.

>Itaipu surplus was 100 years ago
the fuck you talking about nigga

you have to pay

Make me pay.

That would be easy, if Brazil stopped paying we'd have a blackout as power was cut.

Paraguay was actually triple-teamed by the Empire of Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina.

That was your own fault. Nobody told you to poke the Empire of Brazil when it was already extremely pissed off after losing Banda Oriental. Also worth mentioning Paraguay had no idea it would be triple-teamed.

And I love Paraguay, by the way. I'll learn Guaraní one day eventually.

you no pay and you get blackout

Then we invade again.
Prepare me some qt guarani girls.

These two didn't do anything anyway.

we did we genocided the Paraguayans again? My school teacher only told me it was great times.

>implying
Brazilians did all the work, those savages

It's not like You would use napalm, slaughter Viêt civilians just for fun, or use a nuclear bomb, I don't understand why he sais that.

>invade
did you mean "come to shop batteries"? your countrypeople do it all the time :D volte sempre

FS Lopez wouldn't surrender or some shit

>pardo-mestizo rapebabies

poor children

I heard they're taking over Argentina by storm. At least Paraguayans are nice and qt.

Neither did Southern Brazil. We were basically just watching the shitshow from afar as imperials roflstomped through Paraguay.

We shouldn't so Paraguay would take Entre Rios and Uruguay and being only one Guay.

Itaipu is on brazilian territory. You are the one who have to pay

god damn, just imagine 200k hues entering your hometown and destroying everything, top fucking kek

Hues and boludos my friend

nice b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
it's in the middle of the border. half ours half yours

Reminder that if the alliance wasn't shitty enough to fall into british interests paraguay would be close to being first world now

Keep acting this uppity and we'll move the border a few kilometers

>this meme again

I'm just saying it was an overkill
your mato grosso was disputed too

PCC gaining territory doesn't count

Pay royalties

>>Brazilians killed more than 95% of Paraguayan males
If Solano hadn't turned them into soldiers we wouldn't have to.

Southern Brazil was Brazil, my white friend.
And paraguay invaded rio grande do sul in the initial advances.

We'll annex our farmer's lands.

>commanders and leaders: Emperor Pedro II

Did Pedro lead the armies himself? If so, my admiration of the man has now grown even larger than it was before.

Emperors are always potential generals. Do you even Europa Universallis?

>genociding sudacas

nothing out of the ordinary here t b h

>i wasn't a survivor of the war with all the qt paraguayan semen demons at my disposal to repopulate the country

I wasn't born at the right time.

Looks like some oppressed brazilian minorities need liberation.

Imaging being a man in Paraguay at the end of the war, everyone would get a gf

>implying this wasn't the plan all along
The Empire always wins.

We should did the same to the rest of Southern Cone.

I hear they had to legalize polygamy for a while

>all those shota bois getting fucktons of pussy

N-no

you're the one selling surplus and not paying the royalties
pay them

>we
you personally ain't gonna do shit, bundão

indeed. numbers tell of 6 girls for each guy

nobody needed to legalize anything, lol. it's a myth

please buy goy IV field marshall edition

Do you want another war against Brazil?

why because your cunt is shit nowadays and theirs is not?

Even the sister of your crazy General married to a Brazilian soldier top kek

And don't forget the DLC, goy.

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>Neither did Southern Brazil. We were basically just watching the shitshow from afar as imperials roflstomped through Paraguay.
That's bullshit. A good portion of the brazilian army was gaucho.

Hell, gauchos were always the most militarized people in Brazil. You know the brutality in Canudos well into the republic? Done by gauchos.

>and theirs is not

HAHAHAHHAHA

>you personally ain't gonna do shit, bundão
By we of course he means our glorious imper- I mean, republican troops.

probably. most married argies or euros though

you should worry more about "golpe" in your own cunt, gordinho

good goyim

Brazilians are evil

Manifestação do Destino soon.
UM DIA O SOL VOLTARÁ A BRILHAR

>golpe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We still can fuck Paraguay up, indiozinho

>2000+16
>not being pedophiles
you know you want to

>probably

What euros? Since when did you receive massive European immigration? Top kek

The only reason Paraguay has a low HDI is because most of their population lives in rural areas to the north, with some still living in very ancient ways. It's their way of preserving their history and I respect that a lot. The south of Paraguay is beautiful, and it's also a local trading power as it borders Southern Brazil. Asunción is a must to visit.

>IT'S CRIMEA ALL OVER AGAIN

>Brazilians gloating about genocide

>you can't be like Henry VIII and tell the pope to fuck off
Yeah because uh that's the Middle Age.

Why would we be worried about the coup?
The more dirty commies hanged in public squares, the better.

Of course you are not American, but a Juan.

Americans genocided all Native Americans.

>implying
The argies were the only country in South America with true nazi-like expansionist ideals. You'd have annexed half of the continent if we weren't here to stop you

wasn't the gaúcho army busy invading and securing Uruguay tho? AFAIK most of the troops were movilized from São Paulo

later in the 1900...... hmmm who am i kidding most paraguayans were single moms most likely, is their daughters who blanda upp later

>Asunción is a must to visit.
but it's boring AF

civil (racial) war soon after

I feel bad when we seriously bully paraguay. Joking aside, we'd never hurt you or Uruguay. You're best guays in my book

This. I remenber my mom talking about her cousins in Buenos Aires prior to the Falkland wars saying how Argentina is great, will re-annex Falklands, then would take South Brazil and part of Chile.
Then they got rekt. Based brits.

>civil (racial) war soon after
There is no civil war if the people, the army and the politicians want the commies out.

>1900

This shit was 30 years after the end of war.

Seriouly, feels bad for not being a Brazilian soldier in this time. Free wives for everyone.

>Gaúchos committing atrocities
Now you're just being racist. The Gaúcho culture is a culture of peace.

trust a brazuca get bazooka'd

but the people IS the commies
they're even talking of reinstating Lula. your sorry ass country is full of venezuela-tier niggers

>civil (racial) war soon after
There's no real political tention tbqh. The left talks big and makes a show, but most people could give a fuck. The vast majority didn't even particularly like Dilma

>we
>implying
it sure smells like bullshit in here

>culture of peace

2bh they should've annexed paraguay and given the lands to the soldiers
maybe that way the army wouldn't get butthurt and we would still have our empire today.

Quanta mentira. O Dom Pedro que queria a América do Sul inteira.

>but the people IS the commies
The real left/right wing people are middle class, and currently the middle class is fairly right leaning. The "people" only care about having a job. Lula is more likely to go to jail than to be reinstated

Paraguay, as well as the other SA countries, is our little cumslut

only a minority of the people actually wants lula back.
many of them don't even know if they want the impeachment or not, they are politically illiterate and are guided by the syndicates.

Delet.

>middle class
>the current year
the delusion is real

yeah well it was a different time when buffer states were the political solution to everything

Not really, we could barely held the country together with all the civil wars we had, why would we even consider the idea of conquest back then?

>trust a brazuca get bazooka'd
>tfw qt country hates you

Is spic cum sweet? Why do you want it so much?
Have some pride on yourself.

>the delusion is real
>let me tell you about your country
But they are? Only middle class people care or are militant about politics. They are the ones who organize the unions and other interest groups, and a lot of them are currently a bit scared of what's going on. The Worker's Party (PT) is in shambles

guarani women belong to the BPC (big pardo cock)

Now that I think about it, I guess you could argue that Rosas did have "nazi-like" expansionist ideas, but what was stopping him wasn't Brazil per se, but the entire country besides Buenos Aires.

how did we do anything wrong?
Paraguay invaded Corrientes, we didnt have to let them pass through our territory because they wanted to atytack Brazil. That would have meant war with Brazil.
If they wanted to attack Brazil they should have just attacked them in Matto Grosso.

One of the worst threads I've ever seen here. Fuck Paraguay.

>middle class
nigga you're all poor except the obscenely rich
tell me about your Bolsa Senpaiília

pay royalties first ;D

Paraguay and S. Brazil are the best trading partners in the region though. Uruguay is irrelevant-tier compared to Paraguay, and Argentina's bureaucratic trading policies makes it tough to make business with them.

Dom Pedro II was the actual megalomaniac of Latin America, imho.

Matto Grosso was a stalemate
why the fuck Lopez didn't stomp through RS and straight to Uruguay is what i will never get

>dividing your forces in a reckless charge towards a target you can't hold for long
what would he accomplish going to uruguay? that would just expose the troops as they made their move.

>Paraguay and S. Brazil are the best trading partners in the region though
you're a neat guy Paraná/SC. thanks for Camboriú and Paranaguá, our bits of sea beach