Languages for Shitposting

In this thread, we make a new language.

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Poop hahaha

linguistics?

ettepä arvaa puhunkho oikiast vai keksinks vuaa

Is that Mamoud Awad?

vunkikikiksiki pä kinkepunkhoi arvainkhunkiks!

Klop blop niga

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6 cases with 8 declensions, 4 verb conjugations, and an optional abugida for an alternate script. also super free word order.

Go on...

also there are clicks

Verbs should conjugate not for tense, but place.

How about making it polysynthetic?

How about fuck off and die

every vowel in a noun is "a"
every vowel in a verb is "e"
every vowel in an adjective or adverb is "i"
all other vowels are "u"
basically the language will sound like a drunkard imitating rap

ayyy i thought you died tampanon

Go away, Mr. Garrison. We're having a discussion.

That could be cool.

That cuuld be ciil.

wew lad.

>Verbs should conjugate not for tense, but place.
I like this.

I had summer courses and I come back to a dead /flag/ and these fuckers wanting to speak bushman

>be imiricin >get shet

Should it conjugate for north, south, east, west
or
land, sea, air, and underground?

yeah, Sup Forums has been slowing down a little. i'm a newfag, though, so maybe i'm just stupid

New anthem of Shitpostlandia

youtube.com/watch?v=fvOlWBZpRNE

huw em u deeng? ere w's und y's cinsidirid vawals?

You need arbitrary click sounds as well, maybe put exclamation marks instead of consonants like k and c.

Yeah, I'm running out of flags to collect and it's really perplexing my autism.

>how am you doing
good england

why not both?

maybe direction results in a vowel shift, and terrain changes the suffix.

>all other vowels are "u"
"I" is a pronoun, not a noun, isn't it?

Wa need ämlääts!

All k/c sounds become g. All t sounds become d

what if the cardinal directions are reflected in the articulation
eg north is a high vowel, west is a front vowel, etc

All L become r and all r become L

Or, if we want 7 conjugations instead of 4, we could use the seven continents.

sorry
anyways, this wasnt meant to be a rule applied to english. i was thinking we build a language around it

feminist spanish is literally shitposting.

"Todes sebemes que podemes lograrlo"

and has an autistic special version
"Todxs sebemxs que podemxs lograrlo"

>continents
>have a consistent definition
nice meme

We should have a weird pronoun system, maybe leaving pronouns as an open word class.

Do you guys want to seriously create a language? Because I'll help if we're being serious about this.

But I'm not doing fucking bushman noises or some fucking high pitch low pitch vietnamese bullshit

I'd rather add some growling and gutturals if necessary

We want to seriously make a language capable of shitposting and being shitpostular.

So, mostly, it will be written. Phonetics irrelevants.

If this is to be a usable meme cant it must be fairly easy to learn while still obscuring the contents of the conversation to newfags.

>dxs
>mxs

nigga that's called a cipher

I say make it sound similar to the romance languages with a system of grammar similar to the northern germanics.

We're trying to attract predominately white Sup Forums users, not Gulthiska from Planet S379

Ciphers don't have grammar, they just have the grammar of the language being ciphered.

We're not looking to relexify English, just make a language that doesn't need to be spoken.

Then let's right in numerical code by your logic.

Fuck that it needs to be spoken too

>I say make it sound similar to the romance languages with a system of grammar similar to the northern germanics.

So basically Esperanto?

You should instead make a Japanized Latin or something.

en mai obeneon zes es a bad aidea

Fuck I'm retarded

Solresol can be written in numbers...

This place is too full of mundanes. :\

50 posts in and we still don't have a fucking base.

It's going to be spoken and it's going to be words and it's going to have TYPEABLE LETTERS

See

Latin is the original shitposting language

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Should we start assembling a vocabulary?
Most shitposting is done in short sentences or phrases so this seems like the most important step to get done.

No to the second quote, first quote is fine

I say we make a universal list of 500 most common words and create new variants of them

>Be American.
>Get shot

>Emereqene
>Belleste

>emeregene
>berresde
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Should we do a triconsonantal root system with internet slang?

>r-f-l
>to laugh
from "rofl", "rolling on the floor laughing"

Is there an anonymous way to type up lists and words in a group?

Because honestly we're just going to be pulling shit out of our asses.

Here's some meme language from Swede threads here on Sup Forums that's been slightly altered to be pronouncable
>sopo - cute boy
>sofli - cute girl
>fiv - girlfriend
>henrej - cuck, gender neutral

>Is there an anonymous way to type up lists and words in a group?
I think so, but I'd like to keep it here in public, so everyone can see our progress and get involved. Otherwise, it is just a few losers circlejerking.

Gefivano ne?

Are you girlfriended? (Do you have a girlfriend?)

True. We'll make charts with word progress.

Fivousvous gehenrej ne?

Did your girlfriend cuck you?

So, onto pronouns.

We should probably have both animacy and gender distinctions, along with Japanese style honorifics.

>That could be cool.
>That cuuld be ciil.
Dixie, y'all!

Speaking of "ya'll", I demand a second person plural pronoun.

So if I'm breaking this down correctly
>Ne - used in the same situations as do or did, both present and past tense
>-ousvous - suffix used in the same situation as your, implying ownership
>ge- - prefix applied to verbs and used in the past tense?

>>Ne - used in the same situations as do or did, both present and past tense
It's more of a polar question word, no? ;)

But perhaps we should choose something other than "ne", since Esperanto already does that.

>ge- - prefix applied to verbs and used in the past tense?
Correct.

>-ousvous - suffix used in the same situation as your, implying ownership
Yes, but I seem to have used the wrong French pronoun. lol

How a priori should our language be? Or should it just be completely a posteriori?

Maybe in addition, round the vowels if you're not on a phyical place (like on the internet).

We'll need some Vocaroo recordings of this so we can perfect our accent.

I'll use IPA for this, I can't really vocaroo right now.

let's say [i] is the direction for north in one of the conjugations.

were one in a metaphysical location, this vowel would round to [y] (like in german ü)

Honorifics are showing seniority and respect, right? Like usted in Spanish?

Sure, but also stuff like "-chan", "-sama", "-senpai", and so on.

I think a male/female variant should be sufficient for starting, like ma'am and sir

I kind of like this.

I'll try to conjugate it using a hypothetical place / direction conjugation like talked about earlier.

maybe

rifil for (noun) is laughing in a physical location facing north.

or maybe more specifically

rifil-at for facing north in a physical location, more specifically, on normal ground or something.

maybe a different conjugation / maybe prefix to make it transitive, or maybe the noun declension indicating it.

Prefix women with "a-" and men with "o-".

mi, ko; ami, omi, ako, oko

tu, ra; atu, otu, ara, ora

ce, zi; ace, oce, azi, ozi

nĩ, gõ; anĩ, onĩ, agõ, ogõ
dũ, lã; adũ, odũ, alã, olã
xẽ, sĩ; axẽ, oxẽ, osĩ osĩ

Do you mean that it should be derived from common spoken languages to the point that one can feasibly understand it without having learned it?

More words
>dim - gender neutral pronoun
>tjenle - feeling
>mor - when, in my example used as an adverb
>la- - my, suffix used as a first person possessive pronoun

Mor tjenle dim - That feeling when
Latjenle dim - My feeling when

We have to keep bumping this project because we are being flooded with Australian shitposting in the catalog.

>Do you mean that it should be derived from common spoken languages to the point that one can feasibly understand it without having learned it?
If you prefer, sure.

What is this?

Well no that's why I asked, this is supposed to be fairly undecipharable meme cant, yes?

It is whatever we want it to be. :)

Shit fucked up, the last example is supposed to be
>Mor latjenle

How many people are still working on this?

Fill out a Swadesh list, please.

Why don't you lads just drop the latin alphabet and make literal moonrunes out of various symbols

> /" = "Ha"
> /_ = "Ho"
> l-l = "Ki"
> -/\- = "Ser"
> l\/l = "Wy"
> .-. = "No"
> /" /" /" . .-. , /_ !!!

I would but
1. That would be deemed too "autistic"
2. Nobody would use it.

I am, observing ideas. We need a name

I am, but I'll probably go and play mount and blade in a bit.

anyhow, how about these for the cases

nominative
accusative
instrumental
locative
superablative
minorablative

>1111
How about... Kwädz?

Well there is meme cant, it doesn't need to be fancy.

>superablative
>minorablative
What are these?

meme cases.

>meme cant
yiss

Also observing here. Yotsubago? -go being the Japanese suffix for language

I'd say latin alphabet and maybe some random cyrillic for memes

It has to be relatively simple for newfies to learn so the cases would have to be pretty basic

kek

4go?

meme cant
all of the 500 most common words are replaced with memes
the = pepe
and = kek
hello = designated
etc.

Ehnnn, that might be too stupid.

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