So who's the king of tech presentations now?
So who's the king of tech presentations now?
Hudson Ramirez
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Chase Scott
Steve Ballmer
Connor Ortiz
They all suck.
Ethan Long
>i-i'm just getting a little exercise
Kayden Perez
Jensen "Lisa Su (male)" Huang is alright.
Gavin Gomez
this :^)
Adam Edwards
The lesbo from AMD, Elon Musk and videogaymes
Joshua Green
that's a big die
Cooper Scott
Jacket man is pretty shit but there isn't really anyone else left now that major tech companies are all run by pajeets
Michael Jenkins
Powerpoint
James Fisher
Just saw oneplus 5t presentation and it reminds me final school project presentations.
Jordan Watson
How was steve jobs good at tech presentations? I was never interested in any of them, they were always awkward and cringey as fuck. IT'S AN IPOD... AND A PHONE... ARE YOU GETTING IT? because nobody was fucking cheering at first. What a fucking hack, glad he's dead
Brody Bailey
PowerPoint
Charles Smith
jeff lawson is p good
Samuel Anderson
Unironically, Lisa Su
Adam Gutierrez
Elon musk of course
Brandon Nelson
>How was steve jobs good at tech presentations?
The guy talked passionately and smoothly about the products of his company while actually showing them and not looking at a prompter, he was not the gold standard of public speaking, but in the tech industry he was top
If you look at any recent tech conference you can see that, even apple is quite terrible these days with the exception of the hair force guy
Thomas Robinson
Whoever has the biggest natural tits no greater than DD.
William White
Are the people saying Elon Musk serious? The guy can't stop fucking stuttering
Brody Jenkins
Gabe?
Asher Carter
I hate that fat fucking piece of shit, but you literal made me lol. Well done.
Noah Taylor
Couldn't talk his way out of cancer, OP
Evan Moore
I love e projection post
Nolan Diaz
Actually the reason he got rekt was pretty sad.
Guy was extremely rich and was able to get treatment but instead went full hippie thinking eating fruits (which by the way are poison to people with fucked up pancreas due to all the sugars) would cure him.
If he was so scared of chemo could have gotten a new pancreas from some chink.
Jaxon Parker
That's not sad. That's fucking stupid.
Then again, he wasn't a genius, he was just good at getting idiots to buy into a "lifestyle".
Landon Ward
>too dumb to see that people just liked fun technology which mostly just worked and did what they wanted it to do
Autists like you cannot comprehend these things so your brain just fills in the gap and assumes for some reason, somehow, owning a product is a 'lifestyle', despite it not changing your life. You people say the dumbest shit.
Adam Turner
The king is dead and no one's inheriting the throne.
Hudson Nguyen
Apple fags like you cannot comprehend that Apple products are literally no different, and in fact are typically more out of date, than the competition while costing significantly more so stupid fucks can have a logo on their overpriced shit.
Fucking mac fags are hilarious, same shit every single time
Josiah Young
>tech presentations
You mean advertisements
Andrew Evans
we all know its true...
honestly counting the days until tim gets outed as diddler and this guy takes over and gives me back my jack
Eli Morris
>steve predicts the fate of his company
Daniel Miller
You type like you're commenting on YouTube. I suggest you return, plebeian cretin.
James Gonzalez
i really like craig, but i think he does better in formats like these vimeo.com
Jose Wilson
I watched that. It was great.
Oliver Phillips
everybody likes craig !
he is the only hope apple has got
>tfw on day one he bans the consumption of soy on apple campus and mandates bloodwork on all staff and a free testosterone supplement program
Julian Edwards
he was a genius at manipulating people
Steve Jobs with different life experience could've been president
Andrew Ramirez
not that guy but you're still not supporting your point
most people that buy Apple stuff either don't know or don't care about your point, but most of them also are not under any delusions about it constituting a lifestyle, they buy them because of appearance and reputation
Jeremiah James
Masterful.
John Adams
Trump
Logan Lewis
I heard he rehearsed hundreds of times and was extremely perfectionist about everything.
I wish more people would be like him. when I see shitheads read a prompter and chain long sentences that communicate nothing I feel like shooting myself.
Nathaniel Russell
Honestly I watch that remix video every once in a blue moon, and can still get pumped
Cooper Gutierrez
Step aside peasants.
James Ross
that hair at his age is a fucking embarrassment.
Owen Fisher
like poetry
Elijah Cox
lolno
Luke Nguyen
>look at me I'm blatantly contrarian because I can't form an opinion on my own worthy of attention so I will just lie and say the polar opposite of whatever the consensus is in order to annoy people and prompt them to respond
Never change, Sup Forums
Aaron Myers
Tim Cook
Lincoln Powell
nice bait... i cant stand that faggot... jeb bush tier energy
Jaxson Lewis
Sam Hyde
Carson Flores
His "One More Thing" sounds like a low energy Google ripoff of Steve's "One More Thing"
Jacob Rivera
Unironically, Herb Sutter.
Austin Collins
this
Cameron Bailey
Raja Koduri
Brandon Sanchez
The Yakuzas
Gavin Brown
Lunduke!
Wyatt Jones
>projecting this hard
David Morris
>there are actually people ITT that shit on Steve Jobs when he literally was the great talker and marketing guy
Parker Morgan
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Joshua Peterson
michael bay
Elijah Cox
Elon Musk stutters too much but yeah, that AMD chick is pretty damn good.
Carter Murphy
Whoever the fuck does the Nintendo Directs.
Grayson Adams
(((Bryan Lunduke))), now drink your soy.
Luke Walker
This guy sounds like a sleazy car salesman. On top of all that, you know all these Surface presenters use Macs at home and own iPhones. Its all so fake.
Robert Cooper
Nobody uses iTrash or macshit at home. Not even at Applel.
Lucas Thomas
>uh uh uhm
nope.
Jeremiah Taylor
>9fag watermark
>expecting them to use a Mac on a factory floor
Tool for the job etc, if you ever heard of that, or had a job before. Now you just look like a tool. Stay poor.
Dominic Miller
Jensen, chinkmama from AMD, and that's it?
The rest are pajeets or retards like Intel's CEO.
Evan Williams
>Tool for the job etc
This.
PCs in mission critical applications and places where reliability and speed are essential.
Macs around the coffee table for jerking off to and writing furry fanfics and updating facebook.
Joseph Young
Landon Parker
Macs were used to be personal computers. Apple never wanted to dominate the factory floor, there's no point. The machines will continue to use Windows XP for at least 10 more years. Windows machines are suitable for drone tasks like this. Why do you think they'd have a Mac doing such a task?
Your statement just further proves that Windows isn't suitable as a personal machine because it can only work if you're doing 1 thing. :^)
Leo Young
>all that stuttering
Cringe.
Jacob Jenkins
There are high schoolers with better public speaking skills
Connor Gonzalez
Pajeet
Jordan Gray
Joseph Evans
Balmer will always be the greatest of all time. Truly the Billy Mays of Tech.
Josiah Miller
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