FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Got really drunk last night
>Don't really remember much
>Remember getting call from someone this morning asking if I ordered a mac book
>Was still drunk and mumbled a reply
>Woke up this morning
>Checked my email
>Receipt from apple store and shipping notification
So apparently, in my drunken state I made an apple ID and ordered a fucking macbook with the 3.1ghz processor.
I don't even fucking need a macbook why did I order it?
op knows he could return it and wants attention, heres your attention.
Pic related is my current machine. Is there any fucking way to cancel this order if it's already shipped or am I just out 3 fucking grand?
Just say you didn't consent, it works fine for any lady
it says you have to sign for delivery.
Just don't accept receipt of it.
Sounds like you've got some repressed homosexuality.
Alcohol just lowers inhibitions, it doesn't magically replace your personality with a completely different semi-retarded one. You didn't order this "while drunk" you're just making this thread for attention.
Besides, even a monkey knows they can return unopened products for a full refund.
>I was sooo drunk bros xD
Sounds like you're the perfect type of guy for a macbook.
Return it and get a Surface you pleb.
Why are your computers still on after you get drunk?
>surface
there is not one single person that is not a marketer that would ever recommend that
at least recommend some thinkpad so people can believe you
obvious underage, never been blackout drunk before.
it does change you.
I almost did acid last time I got wasted.
Apparently that wasn't all I bought. I need to stop fucking drinking.
Next time buy brain cells
>Happy Hacking Keyboard
When did Carolyn Meinel start making keyboards?
>I don't even fucking need a macbook why did I order it?
Stop drinking alcohol you fucking degenerate.
Order a brain next time OP
How do you have so much money?
Wanna be my sugar daddy?
0/10
Sage and fuck off, faggot!
>tfw you did this with an iPad Pro
>tfw no regrets
I still hate apple tho.
Send me a video of you farting and we'll talk.
Discord?
...
>Chinkpad
Nah,touchscreen and being able to detach the keyboard are the shit
I traded my surface book for a Macbook pro. No one really uses the detaching feature.
I understand that you're embarrassed and want to try and deny what you are, but it doesn't really matter how drunk you were. Engaging in homosexual activity even when heavily inebriated demonstrates an underlying tendancy towards being homosexual when your inhibitions are removed.
Don't try to turn back now, accept it, be out and proud.
mines katsudon#3423 ;)
>with the 3.1ghz processor
If you didn't say this your story would have been much more believable.
Go drink some bleach, you worthless sack of shit.
kek
You know the jiggahurtz isn't comparible across architectures right?
This has to be the most elaborate shill I've seen in a long time, congratulations retard.
Here's more attention.
Do you like it? You filthy whore!
>OP buys a bunch of macfag shit
>wants to brag about it
>genius idea runs through his toddler brain
>pretends he was drunk and "accidentally" bought it