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korean poop edition

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korean pop*

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shit

karen

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*squats more weight than u*
haha it's okay little man... you'll be stronger soon enough ;)

Thai pop


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3 wanks in the past hour for me

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Gonna do a shower lads

it's been 15 years since 9/11 and you're still making jokes about it

get with the times you prehistoric little bacterium

decided to just drive around brum for a bit lads
went from winson green to edgbaston and the contrast was truly fascinating, really made me think

Happy Birthday Fidel Castro :)

*does naked squats right above your face while you're sleeping*

Excellent edition

what a sad life

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Using my autism to get out of the family outing lads

planned it badly shoulda come up during the week
got bugger all to do this weekend

*wakes up while you're doing it*
*pretends to still be asleep so you don't stop*

reading about wormholes and string theory and getting very depressed

stop it matty

If you want to see some real scum got to Aston or Kingstanding

it's not autism you're family just think you're clinically depressed

the lads

why do so many brits have pinworms?

Ive met guys like you before. Always looking for the easy way out. In battle youd never be the type to lay yourself down on the barbed wire so your men can get across it.

Yeah, maybe this whole fitness thing isnt for you

really makes me think

String theory is false

>string theory
Literally wasting your time.
That shit has been stagnant for a decade.

Well I am depressed
But I literally do have autism

science fiction shite

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Stop stealing my gimmicks you worm

I posted that on /fit/ hours ago

autistic people aren't self aware enough to know they have autism. that's like retards knowing they have a learning disability.

>having autism
autism

is there anywhere to watch the athletic events today? BBC only streams shit sports

the lads

I have a piece of paper from a doctor that tells me I have autism desu

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actually might go povvo watching today

>25 missed calls from the mother

ahh yes
think she'd get the message eventually

Anyone else closing in on wizardom here?

Who else loves science here? I'm such a nerd hehe ;)

t. bad son

>doctors are infallible and omniscient

my mistake, you are a retard

t. mummy's boy

getting a lizard

she brought you into this world, you owe her your existence

pick up the phone, your da's probably dead or something

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medication was invented by the jews in order to get people to believe that they suffer from illnesses and have to buy medicine

Got a lizard dealer?

I know a bloke

she wants to borrow money

now who else wanna fuck with hollywood court

Actually although string theory itself is questionable. The methods and interpretations of the mathematics of string theory have reaching usefulness even outside of the string theory axioms.

I think, for example, the algebraic geometry of string theory can be used independently

my mental image of aussies is they're all 10ft all behemoths that could squish my head like a grape

>Actually although string theory itself is questionable. The methods and interpretations of the mathematics of string theory have reaching usefulness even outside of the string theory axioms.

>I think, for example, the algebraic geometry of string theory can be used independently

why would anyone not financially stable bring a dependent being into the world

You joke but doctors frequently over prescribe medications and overdiagnose common illnesses in exchange for kickbacks and expensive accommodations at conferences (vacations) courtesy of pharmaceutical companies.

watching TV is like putting black paint over your 3rd eye

'What's happening?
Why are these people talking about korean poop?
Why did they upload a photo which a person making his eyes something wrong
Korean poop
= smelly
=motion of closing eyes
Did western peopru smell with their eyes?
How is that?
Why?

Why? '

I'm not joking
There are 50 medicines that work and man has known about them since the Stone Age
Also things like depression and anxiety are not illnesses they are states of being that can only be corrected by action not medication

Check out the YouTube channel 'thuleanperspective' if you're not already familiar with it

Chinese pop

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BBC streams every event you nonce

True but nobody ever talks about the math in pop-sci for string theory.

I don't like this meme, why bully someone for having a lizard dealer?

He's literally correct and the fact you think that it is hard to understand and/or fedora worthy says something about your own intelligence, plebian

meh

gravity is the 4th dimension

t. Lizard owner aka permavirgin

I was chatting with my hairdresser the other day, she was talking to me about how I should wash my hair less frequently (can you see where this paragraph is going?), as curly hair gets very dry and brittle. I had to stifle my giggles as she told me how I could rinse, but only really use shampoo once a week.

Long story short. Men can't aim. I get jizz in my hair every other day on a good week. And on those occasions where I go and get my hair dyed and styled at the salon, someone will always jizz in it by the end of the day.

It's a lot of money to pay, to have hair that looks good for a maximum of 10 hours each year, so i figure to relieve the anguish of paying so much money I might just organize bukakke parties round the back of the salon each time I get it done. Get the sticky bit over and done with. Any takers?

>only streams shit sports
Don't know what you're on about lad, streamed the good ones

gravity is a social construct

Actually it's time but nice try, brainlet

>He's literally correct and the fact you think that it is hard to understand and/or fedora worthy says something about your own intelligence, plebian

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lizards get girls wet, you've obviously never had a bearded dragon

nice
gravity dictates time

really makes u fall

It's an excuse for fiddling around with topology until applied maths catches up.
In another life I played around with voting theory and discovered a mostly pointless mixture of combinatorics and Hilbert algebras called lattice theory actually provides some useful insight into the transition between stable strategies in a voting game with preferential ballots.

Might kick up a fuss with the irish poster lads I've had it up to here with him

>Also things like depression and anxiety are not illnesses they are states of being that can only be corrected by action not medication

they are illnesses. your psyche is a biological component of the body just like the liver or heart. just because it isn't 'physical' in the way we think doesn't mean its any less real. this dualistic perception of the body and mind is archaic and doesn't have a place in modern health care.

medication is also very important in treatment of such conditions. they help stabilise and put the person in the right place to begin more effective and longer lasting therapies such as CBT, counselling or occupational therapy.

FOB

>gravity dictates time

WRONG

We travel through time at a rate of one second per second
This is true regardless of the force of gravity

I wouldn't expect you to understand
I actually majored in physics and am hoping to get into a doctoral program soon

What a runty post. Why does your mum need to borrow money? Is she a junkie or something?

explain time dilation then, you mentally inept shrew

wtf I love the bible now

>We travel through time
Oh boy

time is a function of the energy-matter content of a particular region of space

no but seriously
it's like child abuse, your mum should be ashamed of herself

Psychology is pseudoscience as it lacks reproducibility and falsifiability

It's obvious that you don't even know what the scientific method is or how to use it

Good job getting suckered into another societal trap

>tfw no qt christian gf

any music nerds want to tell me where i can pirate obscure folk songs? i will strike you if you refuse

Someone calm me down before I just flip and cause some serious harm to the irish twat

>positivism

hold on a minute lads I need to sneeze

>psychology is pseudoscience

(no pic, but ur wearing a hat)