Photoshop

>photoshop
>it's not for buying photos

>word
>you can actually write sentences in it

>powerpoint
>it's not for pointing you to what powertools to use

>Console
>it's not a playstation emulator

>firefox
>there's neither a fire nor a fox

>XenApp
>not a phone application to help focuz your Xen

>Citrix
>makes you want to squeeze citrus fruit into your eyes as the client wants only four server for 200+ users

*servers

>>makes you want to squeeze citrus fruit into your eyes as the client wants only four server for 200+ users
lost

>Mac
>it isn't actually a burger

>Macintosh
>isn't actually a brand of apples

I'm a fat fuck
Imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food

>javascript

>It's not based on java and it's not a scripting language.

>java
>has nothing to do with either coffee or the island

>gimp
>not used to sexually dominate someone

>loonix
>it's not for looni- wait, nvm

>C
>predecessor was called BCPL and successor is called C++

>Alienware
>it's neither an alien or pottery

>Telegram
>sends a digital message

>workshop
>It's not for buying work

>Telegraphy is the long-distance transmission of textual or symbolic messages without the physical exchange of an object bearing the message.
There's literally nothing wrong with that.

>Buy gimp online
>It's not the GNU image manipulation program.

Oh shit, my bad, I thought Telegraphy is when you send a pigeon or something,

>Whatsapp
>it's a is a computer program designed to perform a group of coordinated functions, tasks, or activities for the benefit of the user

>Outlook
>reads electronic mail rather than watching out for enemy invaders crossing the border

>for the benefit of the user
Try again

>snapchat
>not for snapping fingers or chatting but for sending dickpics to the FBI

>Sup Forums
>there are more than 4 user-chans on the site

how old are you?

>excel
>i'm actually a failure

>trojan
>it's not from Troy

>winrar
>not a successful emo boy

>gimp
>functions normally

>Preview
>it actually shows you a full view of the document

...

>autocad
>you still have draw the cad

>ranger
>it's not even a soldier

>C# .Net
>is actually compiled and ran locally and not on the net

>it's not a scripting language
explain

ranger is fucking great tho

>spotify
>doesn't make random spots

>brackets
>can type any character

>sumatraPDF
>there's no dead orangutans

>polybar
>is just one bar

>Audacity
>merely a village

>Kontakt
>I'm alone

>steam
>vaporizes your life, not water

>facebook
>it's not a book of faces

I died.

>Sup Forums
>no one is lucky

it is though

In fact the Firefox icon has a fox but not a firefox.

>mpv
>is actually mvp of playback

...

>apu
>is not an indian or in any way related to india

There are only 4 user here.

this

the preview is a joke

holy shit i just realized Sup Forums is spelled "fortune" and its logo is a 4 leaf clover which also means fortune!

I'm feelin lucky

>Console
>no terminal

Fucking copy cats here with no minds of their own. Dude back in the day one would go to a photo shop to get a photo blown up or whatever. That's where it comes from. Shit, am I the only oldfag here?

I'm old, but I'm not that old.

I'm young but I knew that

>Terminal
>doesn't fly me to Japan

>GNU
>runs slowly

GNU currently has the fastest code for the things it does though.

The fox is very clearly on fire. Honestly it's animal abuse.

...

I've been here since late 2006 and this is the first time I see that
MIND = BLOWN

why's he using the superior display device for the operating system he thinks is inferior. connect the CRT to the mac and then you have the ubermensch system

Congratulations, you have proper pronunciation

>Sup Forums
>doesn't stand for Technology

more like Sup Forumsay

CRTs are no longer the best display technology, and haven't been in years.
They have virtually no input lag and can scale to arbitrary resolutions, and they support legacy products, but that's where their benefits end nowadays.
Time to get over it.

But powerpoint points out your power level, user.

But that would still be GNU. The GPL allows you to sell copies of your program, it only prohibits you from obfuscating the source code.

>google
>

>newfags actually believe this
Sup Forums is a clone of 2chan which is called like that because its proper name is Futaba Channel. Futaba is 2 leaf. Sup Forums would properly be Yotsuba Channel, yotsuba is 4 leaf hence the clover and the mascot.

but you can actually buy stock pictures from within photoshop

I think even old white men can understand that photoshop is a program for working on photos. Like how a machine shop is for metal fabrication, not where you go to buy machines.

>Microsoft
>Is actually extremely bloated

>terminal
>you actually get cancer from using it

Oh.. And now I'm out of booze. :( well you kids behave yourselves. I'll be going now.

>YouPorn
>no porn of (You)

Meant to link

>xvideos
>it's not videos of the x-men

Powerpoint is to make a powerful point

>there are no hamsters on xhamster

Well, it's still microprocessor software

>GNU
>It's not UNIX

>apple
>it's not an apple company, not even a food company

actually this one makes perfect sense. Trojan Horse was a "gift" from greeks to the city of Troy. It was suppose to be a victory trophy. A trojan horse virus is used in the same manner, it's a program that pretands to be something else, and once you execute it you get cheesed on

The joke


Your head.

>Company named after a fruit

>UNIX JA NAI

>Windows
>Isn't actually a window

They don't think like you or me. Their heads are filled with memes and phrases. Thinking isn't their strong suit.

u guys retarded?

Mcintosh is a type of apple

>windows
>is actually a backdoor

"Shop, a place where things are manufactured or repaired; a workshop."
God I hate anyone who posts autistic looking Wojacks. They are probably the most obnoxious posters.

Dam, that hit too close to home.

>using an electron.js "code" editor