>HAND OVER THE COMPUTER PAL
HAND OVER THE COMPUTER PAL
Julian Foster
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Grayson Cook
I press the panic button that wipe all my data tehee
Gabriel Thompson
I can't wait to see what happens when they find the grenade in my NAS
Henry Nelson
>fails at creating /fucko/ thread
William Carter
Gee I think I would be happy if H.U.N.K. came to my house
Nathaniel Clark
MAKE ME, NTSC
Hudson Thompson
>Not re-enforcing your door
>Not having a wipe mode for your HDD
You asked for this.
Jacob Cook
hehe goodluck
all of my illegal shit is in the cloud now
Joshua Gomez
WE CAN SECAM TO THAT.
Nathan Reyes
GUESS WHAT? ITS ENCRYPTED WITH PIC RELATED YA BITCH!
Christopher Morgan
Psh, the cops would just get the world's top pharmacist to decrypt the doctor's handwriting in a matter of hours.
Grayson Russell
No illegal 0's and 1's here boss
Grayson King
How's Veracrypt's Gutmann wipe method?
Jonathan Butler
*releases kheiroballista pointing to the door*
nothing personnel, pal
James Scott
>not having an onager in your room
David Russell
*cheiroballistra
Joshua Cooper
Its value in Ancient Greek was an aspirated velar stop /kʰ/, χείρ/khéir, kheiroballista is correct. Stay retarded.
>*cheiroballistra
>ballistra
Alexander Moore
>>HAND OVER THE COMPUTER ONII-CHAN
Jeremiah Brooks
>hash entire disk with CRC-32
>memorize hash
>all of my contraversial memes are now in my memory
heh, nice try, fucko
here's my copy of space cop 3710076B
Lincoln Foster
>in matter of hours
top kek
Jonathan Cook
N-NO, STAY AWAY
Nathaniel Young
I think I would just rush towards him while screaming so I finally get freed from this shitty NEET life.
Justin Hughes
>not filling every wall in your home with tannerite
I'm disappointed in you, Sup Forums
David Reyes
Kayden Young
This post gave me autism
Matthew Edwards
>no
Evan Jenkins
Good luck decrypting my shit before the dead man's switch kicks in, faggots.
Matthew Martinez
AH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
CYKA BLYAT SHUHIR
Tyler Cox
>encrypted with checksum
how dumb are you?
Colton Baker
is there a possibility an untrained 30yo male with a hidden Glock could take down a SAS assault team? asking for a friend.
Jace Miller
No problem officer. I am unarmed take what you like!
Michael Johnson
Vladimir... I told you to not hack my computer!
Matthew Barnes
It's not that simple, user...It's never that simple...
Nathan Ortiz
>Ascended isn't "password = password"
Step it up
Brayden Gray
Depends on your surroundings and where you aim. It's doable if you take them out 1vs1, but you need to have some sidetoys, smoke bombs, literal bombs (blackpowder), napalm B (all of this can be done homemade).
Although, to be honest, you pretty much can fuck them up for good with a homemade napalm b flamethrower, you'll burn your house down though.
Andrew Scott
>It's doable if you take them out 1vs1
user would have a better chance of buying 3 lotto tickets and winning the jackpots on each of them while being struck by lighting repeatedly.
Joshua Foster
Those guys are not immortal, their bodyarmor has weak spots on the sides, you should aim at the neck and at their sides, also no matter how armored or rambo they are, I'm pretty sure they'd go up in flames with napalm b. If you're getting raided an have really bad shit in your computer, might as well give it a go as a last stand.
Adrian Murphy
Have you seen the way they raid? They don't just walk around willy nilly. They keep close and move fast. I agree with trying to get a couple shots in and going out in a blaze of glory though.
Andrew Miller
They don't know what they'll encounter in the house desu, you could easily wire up booby traps with lead pellets or whatever fragmentation you chose with black powder. Literally like the movie home alone but with deadly stuff.
Lucas Davis
hehe, not today fucko!
Grayson Edwards
>you can 1vs1 a trained SAS operator
lol, where do you get that conclusion? /k/, /fit/ or /asp/?
Owen Anderson
There is literally more hope of you getting a girlfriend and laid, user.
Grayson Gutierrez
>They don't know what they'll encounter in the house desu
they are trained to raid high profile terrorist and another trained military. Even if they don't know what to expect they are prepared for it.
Hell, even merican Rangers are just as good raiding and they are not (technically) operators.
Cooper Adams
100% chance is ok for me.
Wyatt Clark
>wipe mode
>not having a self destruct button for your entire PC, but not before it makes a backup to a second HDD and ejects it and you into orbit, at which point you can catch it and drift to your underwater base and continue where you left off
What happened to Sup Forums
John Hall
...
Dominic Parker
Kek. They're trained to deal with trained, well armed opponents. You wouldn't stand a chance.
Colton Adams
>Not calling me a fucko
>DROPPED
Julian Campbell
It's been awhile since one of those has made me laugh