I have a huge porn collection, mostly vids, on 2 dedicated hard drives. It's partially sorted into folder category

I have a huge porn collection, mostly vids, on 2 dedicated hard drives. It's partially sorted into folder category.

What I'd like is a video player that will play all my videos in a shuffle mode. Which player will let me do this the easiest?

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xvideos.com/video11346413/el_mejor_baile_sensual_parte_1
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

isnt it obvious?

are you having some sort of porn marathon with the family, OP?

mpv --shuffle /folder-path/*

>no buldge
DROPPED

This, but unironically.

If you want to shuffle from both drives do a bind mount first:

mount -t bind /drive1 /pr0n-stash/drive1
mount -t bind /drive2 /pr0n-stash/drive2
mpv --shuffle /pr0n-stash/*

Windows media player

Vlc

why do you need to watch more than the first 5 minutes of the first porn video?

Maybe he just want to be able to skip until he hits a decent video and then spank it. Shuffle would present you a different sequence every session.

Cool idea.

I do this with VLC on muh tablet.

That woman would be way more attarctive if she had a cute pair of balls between her legs.
Right now she's just a plain jane but if she was a trap she would be top tier.

Femine penis and a cute smooth set of balls makes every woman better.

god i wish i could do that

gayfag need go

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Spacey pls go

just get aids already

u wanna get fucked?

As other anons said, mpv is a good one.

Another simple alternative is MPC-HC (Media Player Classic Home Cinema) our VLC Media Player. Both are good and very similar.

>Sup Forums - traps

kek

who is that

>implying I was ironical

very nice

straightfags can't into filename

And this deserves a thread?

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the filename doesn't give any results, smartass

i just typed in guerlain porn and it came up. it's not that hard my guy

use yandex for image search.

get out

>I have a huge porn collection
SIZE?

vlc

die in a fire

Do you take requests by any chance? What's your collection about?
>this is now a porn connoisseur thread

Delete all of it (eventually). Going cold turkey will probably end in failure, but you can gradually reduce the explicitness of what porn you consume.

I haven't watched porn in over 7 months, except for one slip up 4 months ago. During that time I would watch videos that gradually became less explicit. By the end I had non-nude pics and some vids that showed bare boobs. I deleted it all 18 days ago and have since used my mind many times and a gonewild audio twice.

>and a gonewild audio twice
But that's even worse, user, it literally gets in your head.

VLC. Highlight/select the videos you want played, click play, put on shuffle. Spank to your heart's content.

How big is your collection OP? Please tell me it's something absurd like 2TB+. I have 30GB and I feel bad.

I know it's bad but in those times, I'd rather listen to one and end the whole thing before I seek something worse.

>tfw I deleted my collection only to make a bunch of porn accounts to subscribe to amateurs
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I'm--no joke--subscribed to over 1600 amateurs in total, spanning sites. Spoiler: 95% of them are traps. At least none of it is eating up space on my harddrive.

You need to help yourself, user.

Just go and fuck a shemale. If you're anything like me, at least you'll lose any attraction to traps and trannies

Do you have any pro tips?
I want to better my life by not watching porn, not drinking alcohol and stop visiting Sup Forums. I feel like I'm wasting tons of precious time.

I just checked, it was only 1478

I'm not a fag that got into traps because I'm a degenerate that fell deeper into a rabbit hole. I'm into traps because I have a genuine attraction to the male sex organ that developed long before I got into traps or even porn. But since I had no attraction to men I never thought much about it.

I'd be far too happy with a dick in my mouth to lose attraction to traps after meeting one.

Form a plan. If you want to go from your current alcohol intake to around zero, then make a schedule that sets limits for your intake that gradually decrease.

If you feel like you're not ready to go to the next phase of the schedule, then maybe extend the schedule. I believe that this approach is better because it gets you to become accustomed to each stage and not actually want anything more. You just change your habits so gradually that you don't really miss what you had before.

You actually just gave me an idea about how to reduce my computer/Sup Forums time, which is also one of my goals. Some sort of timer can tell us how much time we spend on each site or on our computers in general, and then we can decrease that time gradually.

Some of the grown men in this topic have graduated to stimulate fueled 5 hour long fap sessions with multiple orgasms and 40ml ejaculates. That maintenance fap where your half-cocked load dribbles out just doesn't cut it.

I wish I forever had stayed innocent and been fulfilled by the half-cocked dribbles. Edging was a mistake.

Alcohol isn't the issue. I only drink a can of beer every Firday and once in a while in the weekends. Porn is the main issue. That's a huge time sink.
I was thinking about something similar: keeping a diary. Writing down your activities on a daily basis. Hopefully that would make you think about how much time you've wasted on trivial shit.

>porn time sink
I addressed this by collecting and saving pictures and videos (via youtube-dl). This way, I would look through my own files and take care of my urge instead of spending too much time online, searching.
>diary
I have kept a text file about my noporn goal. It first lists the start date and my reasons for doing it. It then lists the phases of the operation. Following that is a log of all my faps and what I viewed during that time. After I fap, I use a little script I made that automatically adds the time and date to this file.

>saving porn, ever
lol

>I addressed this by collecting and saving pictures and videos (via youtube-dl). This way, I would look through my own files and take care of my urge instead of spending too much time online, searching.
Searching isn't the issue. It's the time spent fapping. 4 x 30 minutes each day is a huge waste of time.
>I have kept a text file about my noporn goal. It first lists the start date and my reasons for doing it. It then lists the phases of the operation. Following that is a log of all my faps and what I viewed during that time. After I fap, I use a little script I made that automatically adds the time and date to this file.
That sounds interesting. Did it help you?

>4x30min
Wow. That's a lot more often than me. Here are the stats from the program that I made that analyzes my log data:
393 events over 233 days.
Mean events per day: ~1.687
Standard deviation: ~1.002
>did it help
It's useful for reference purposes and for see just how far you've come. Having a substantial record also discourages you from fucking up on your goal and ruining your track record.

Futa is patrician-tier and not 3dpd trash.

>2d
>patrician

The Virgin Fag cries in shame after he dribbles cummies to 2d futa
The Chad Curious shoots loads across the room to cream of the crop trannies

dude, you should consider taking it down a notch

>Fucking men that look like women
>Chad

No. Chad deposits his sperm bank in the pussies of women everywhere.

Personally I've got 1.25TB+ of porn/hentai/doujins/gameart. Collected from 1998 till today. I'm very picky about the content so while it's not the biggest (saw a while back some user claimed to keep a 10TB collection) it suits my needs. Anymore though I've been slacking off mostly due to fact the "quality of work" that is mainstream porn just ain't there like it used to be plus I ain't really a fan of the trend a lot of porn stars are going to, lots of tats, rings of some type everywhere and overly inflated tits just ain't my thing. I like classic "girl next door type" most. Some scenes that could've really been taken to the next level they dropped the ball on, ended it to quick. recently on brazzars theyre doing this one called "Sister Swap" It looks good but they're gonna end it at 2 ep. They fail to take it to the next step, as in ep 3 you see a big ol orgy take place. WTF? Really, you guys coulda had something really good going but you ended it to quick.

you need to get back to reality before it's too late. i mean it. when you're 45 and you're too inexperienced to have a young girlfriend again, you'll regret not trying harder. make an effort, a little each day user. porn has ruined your life. you can be happy again.

Chad turns men into women to increase his harem.
Traps all want chad cock.

I tried really hard last year, I went months without porn, I fapped the least I had ever had since I first started. I probably only fapped around 30 times going from July to December 31st

But then I fell back on old ways. The true dark path is edging, I don't masturbate multiple times a day, never have. But lately I've started spending hours edging and it's not good.

I'm gonna try and get off this train again, go back to shorter faps and eventually delete all my porn accounts.

>have folder of old HS girls pics
>w10 randomly deletes some of them
>cant recover
?????????????????
I HAD SOME GOOD STUFF REEEEEEEEEEEE

I did something similar with my porn usage.

Investes some time and money into getting the type of porn that I liked and my average usage time went from an hour to maybe 10 minutes. My satisfaction with it also went up and so I use it less.

The depressing part of porn for me is not the usage but the time spent pursuing it. Now I have 1.7tb of 1080 glory
I am OC Bro if you have seen my work

i believe in you dude. but i was like you once. and you have to go cold turkey with this. delete all your porn. don't touch your dick apart from peeing with it. you can't keep telling yourself you'll get better eventually. you have to know deep down that your life is better without porn. and stay busy.

the only hot girls you're ever going to see from now on will be in real life. and maybe on tv accidentally. yes you'll even have to limit websites you visit. Sup Forums is a gateway to porn, it definitely was for me. no more relapses bro, just success and progress now in your future.

Fags should get gassed.

1. open a terminal or command line
2. pipe a bare recursive list of the files to playlist.m3u
3. open it in your player of choice
4. shuffle

xvideos.com/video11346413/el_mejor_baile_sensual_parte_1

Not much to see anyway,

THANKS!

"C:\Program Files\VideoLAN\VLC\vlc.exe" C:\porn -Z