Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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このタオの写真は、背景が雰囲気あっていいね。

暑ぃしにてぇ

涼しいじゃねえか

its in kanazawa

I like you Cindy
you are the most beautiful girl I had seen
I hope for you the best

Creep

死ね

lel that's creepy you have to be honest and tell her you were to shy to approach her
maybe you should start with how have you been or sonething if you haven't contacted her since then

Post pics of her.

こんにちは。

ドーピング検査をするので、ここに尿を入れてください

暑いだろ
暑さで死ぬから安心してください

I like you Cindy
you are the most beautiful girl I had seen
I hope for you the best
good luck, 好运,굿럭

thank you peru
you are the most beautiful man I have ever seen
I hope you are doing well

do it you absolute madman, post a screenshot as proof

おまたせ
我慢できなかったから精液が混ざってるけど大丈夫か

Just do it Peru. You have to.

don't be sad if she doesn't reply
sometimes girls are busy and forget the message
that doesn't mean they don't like you anymore because your last message about her perfect eyes creeped her out

I think him posting that is his way of telling her

こんな感じだ
まあまあの暑さ

時々、無意義さに気圧される

poemみてえだな

youtube.com/watch?v=OFQQALduhzA

ハハ
ご冗談を
どうせそれは君の風呂場の気温じゃないか

And also, no, they're wrong. That is never a good idea. You shouldn't tell a girl you like her directly.

Honesty is the best policy, user.

t. kissless virgin

日本に来て確認しろ

how would you do it indirectly?

youtube.com/watch?v=2vJ9e68spsI

youtube.com/watch?v=epxheB_1bQU

Spiking their drink

after my gf didn't reply and i realized I destroyed everything my eyes hurt and they were really wet
so weird

love letter

風呂場はもう少し暑いんじゃないかな。
先週はクソ暑くて37度くらいだったから風呂場と同じだな(笑

Flirting. If you have to tell a girl you like her then it is already hopeless.

t. friendzone extraordinaire

do people really do this? I know some people are too shy and do it by texting but a lover letter or even texting something that resembles it would be considered really corny here.

I mean, obviously you would flirt with the girl first, but at some point, when your relationship with the person is close enough (usually people do the physical contact test) you would tell her straight up, no?

How do you get gf?

bullshit. maybe with degenerated american girls it's like that

Also, telling through text/internet is the worst. At least do it through a phone call or in person. But still don't.

ウルセー

死にたい

A poll show 90% of young dutch is happy.
Why are you not?

>>>>>>>>>>>happy
more like content

i ordered food an hour ago and its still not here
im really hungry.
otherwise im happy too

いつも死にたがってるな。。
朝起きる前に死ぬ訓練をするんだ。
夢の中で虎に食われたり敵に殺されたり。
そうすると起きた後にはいつでも死ねる覚悟の"死人"になれる。これで君も武士だ。

手前死んだ方がいい

I did it
its like 2 am in korea
lets wait for her response

now I regret all those asian females I deleted from my wechat (since they only like and go for the white men ,we dont have nothing to talk ), would be funny to declare my love to them just for the keks

thank you for your wisdom
ill put my te up your ma buddy

やだ。本当にそんな暑いならすぐ蒸発されるんだろう
ファーック。風呂は超久しぶり
子供の頃に戻りたい
ワロタ
じゃあ問題ないじゃん。僕は暑い日に暑いシャワーで浴びれない

screenshot pls. in return here are three (you)s

>2016
>phone call

I agree on this one.

this. everyone expresses their love on their internet/sms nowadays

>eyy bae I luv u bae I luv u 2 bb I wish u wer hereme 2 bae im missin u so much xoxoxo

Depends why you're telling her. If you guys are already clearly into each other it doesn't need to be said but you can say it and it wouldn't be inappropriate.

If you blindside her with it without clear signs she likes you in that way then you shouldn't tell her.

Lame answer but confidence and charisma. It's at least as important if not more than how you look and how much money you have. A girl once told me, a girl doesn't want to fuck a nice guy because it's hard to imagine them in that way. Another girl told me straight up she couldn't stand that the guy she was talking to always said yes to her without hesitation when ever she asked for a favor. Doesn't mean be an asshole but don't overdo it and say no sometimes.

Depends on the girl though.

初カキコ…ども…

What about leaving a note in her locker? Or passing a note to her in class that says:

>Do you like me?
>Yes [ ]
>No [ ]
>Maybe [ ]

はじめましてンゴwww
よろしくニッキww

ようこそ

実際は面倒くさがり屋なだけなんでしょ。。
まあ問題ない。熱中症で死ぬ程度だ。

ようこそ糞スレへ

Stuff like that can get you fired

I did this with a girl but with just yes/no but we already knew we both had feelings for each other and should wrote in maybe.

Girls actually love corny shit like that as long as you do it ironically.

Did you do like that?

are you white or asian?

This man knows what's up. If you're an adult and tell a woman that you have feelings for her before you've slept together, then you're doing it wrong.

Whito

初めまして!!よろしくんご\(^o^)/

>falling in love with sluts

you have everything more easy then
all women like white men
your advice is useless for non-white people

No, I went to an all boys school.

自己紹介お願いします

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卓球男子中国と試合してると思ったらポーランドだった
世界は中国なの?

I can pass for hispananic though

And I know. Minorities think we can just walk up to any girl on the street and take her home but it's really overblown. I know plenty of hispanic and black dudes who get a bunch of women, including white girls.

英語の勉強するためにやって来た日本人だよ!
日本の中でも特に駄目な方かな(´ω`)

英語読めないからこのスレに舞い降りたよ!

中国は世界の中心です

英語でこのサイト読めるようになると倫理観おかしくなるから気をつけて、差別ネタが11割

何で中国語やらないの?

とりあえず趣味の板に行けば?
後ニートタイム以外は神経質な人が多いからあまりそういう事は言わない方がいいよ

2chはよく見てるし、そこらへんの心得は大丈夫だと思う!

なるほど。とにかくよろしく
パンチュリアに気をつけよう
あいつはヤバい。僕もだけどね
ハッハッハ

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rate my car

日中韓スレで日本人が日本語で罵り合ってる
みっともねえ〜〜寝ろよ

この文面のどこかに問題があった…だと…?!

そうするよ!

at least you use the original artwork for the cards

also, mine on the back/left

Wakarimasen

もう他のスレに行く事にした

勉強のためとか言うと絡まれる可能性大だから
無視すれば済むけどあんまり気分のいいもんじゃないでしょ

もしかしてキチガイ用のcontainment threadを作ればこのスレが平和になるんじゃね

忠告ありがとう!
パンチュリアが現れたら即座に天井に貼り付いておくよ!
よろしくねヽ(´▽`)/

こんな感じかな。。

中国が中心ということは古文で
いにしえのちゃいなの花のやまざくら だ。わかったか
You are very little.

heavy betalの車を俺は持ってるぜえ
XXX
それはどうだろぜえ
>>XXXXXXXX
fuck youぜ