Big data

>big data
>cloud

>quantum mechanics

>web scale

>Sup Forums isn't an anime website

>OOP

>modern tech companies

...

yes.

This

>put loli in your mom computer

>posting on a tech board when you don't know a single thing about coding

>c l o u d

>dev ops
>'app' (bravo apple)

I really fell for Big Data meme

>got into Bioinformatic field
>expect cool Machine Learning plus Biology
>all you do is dealing with bigass text file(DNA sequence)
>don't even get to write a program

fuck my life.

>thinking tech is only about programming

>serverless

>decentralized oracles

>Blockchain

>cawfee

>ecosystem

>Internet of Thingsā„¢

why did rin drink the petrol

> Installed and host my own private "cloud".
>Turns out, it's nothing but a hyped up, hipster,faggot, Samba server.
>Kicked to the curb on trash day.

To get to the other side.

>Agile
>Scrub masters

>daily

>data hording

>AI

is our most modern understanding of physics that has yet to be proven flawed

>serverless cloud

I drink to forget

>agile programming
>code artisan
>pythonista
>viral narrative
>deep learning
>react.js
>microblogging
>growth hacking
>big data
>robust content

>Captcha: avenidas calle

>[business type] solutions

but then who was cloud ?

>made with love
>buy me a coffee

How much do you get paid to deal with a big ass text file?

>buy me a coffee
>not buy me a gween tea

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