memes that have gone too far
Memes that have gone too far
Brayden Butler
Andrew Ramirez
my life
Chase Barnes
>mongolDB
praise tengri
Jeremiah Harris
Server side js
Landon Jackson
brainlet op can't into nosql.
Delete yourself.
Evan Fisher
Actually it's fine. You shouldn't care what software a server uses internally.
Camden Sanders
Josiah Thomas
...
Carter James
>not ayojs
reported to the ACLU for racism, misogyny, ableism, fatphobia, transphobia, and other-kinphobia
Oliver Johnson
Webpack
>just fuck my imports up
Daniel Walker
javascript was a mistake
Gabriel Hernandez
>you shouldnt care what software a server uses internally, you only have to code the entire back-end using that language
Wyatt Gutierrez
...
Thomas Martinez
Mongo is a literal German derogatory term for the mentally disabled.
Benjamin Lopez
works in french too
Matthew Rivera
>mongoloidDB
obligatory: youtube.com
Lucas Hall
mongo is the only sane nosql solution for document-oriented DBs.
I seriously doubt that every mongodb devs are that retarded.
Leo Peterson
>mongo is the only sane nosql solution for document-oriented DBs.
Just use your filesystem, you mongo.
Nathaniel Thomas
>SpasticStorage
>MentalMemory
>CrippleCatalog
>mongo is the only sane nosql solution for document-oriented DBs.
Anthony Powell
>what are microservices
hello pajeet
Dylan Sullivan
Also in portuguese.
Matthew Reyes
Jesus fucking H. Christ, this. This, so much.
Aiden Bennett
mongodb has its own use case where it is better than your sql shit
Adrian Morris
>>what are microservices
Architecture
You can implement it in COBOL if you want
Oliver Clark
b-but i like rails. rails is better than anything that python has to offer at leas t
Carson Butler
And spanish.
Lucas Torres
If you are self-inserting as the pink pig in this video you are just as retarded as the other pig.
Tyler Young
Use Cassandra
Landon Edwards
RethinkDB did it better, they just didn't have the marketing skills.
And most people don't understand that and still use it when they could have used SQL in the first place
Brody Jackson
> when they could have used SQL in the first place
Why is shitsql the default case?
Most people don't realize that the best and most simple solution in most cases is to just use your fucking filesystem.
Landon Morgan
Fpbp
Nathaniel Ortiz
why?
What's a good alternative?
Brandon Sanders
>mongo
>mongo
Jesus christ who the fuck names these things? I feel stupid saying it out loud.
I pity those who work with cockroachDB
Dominic Adams
Fucking Knight Rider
Joseph Young
You can write whatever service / part of the application in whatever you desire. You don't have to bind yourself to node, especially since it's pretty much only good for real time / websocket stuff
Hudson Diaz
What's wrong with Rails?
William Reyes
...
Daniel Lewis
...
James Nguyen
This was the shit years ago and suddenly everybody forgot about it.
Adam Peterson
That's used everywhere to call downies because they look like mongols.
Noah Bell
>another fucking elephant
Jacob Morales
Nothing apart from sprockets.
Aiden Davis
Scala + Play.
Cameron Scott
WTFFF
Jeremiah Anderson
If only cockroach dB had postgis equivalent I would migrate to it ASAP.
Blake Clark
.net core
Brody Morris
...
Gabriel Torres
> idiots who have no idea what they're talking about
Robert Thomas
Will this thing ever have transactions?
Chase Hughes
Also in English...
Landon Stewart
...
Aaron Gonzalez
Nice one user
Cameron Brown
Go or .net core.
So much faster. So much nicer.
William Reed
Erlang/Elixir
Go
Pony
Jose Anderson
>RethinkDB did it better
CouchDB did it better, and it did it first.
CouchDB/Postgres jsonb
Hudson Rodriguez
It's webscale!
Sebastian Walker
CockroachDB is awesome, though. It's like they're saying "Our product is so good we can take on a disgusting name as a handicap and still win".
Lucas Foster
Atte least the name is not meme hype marketing name for startup hipster CEOs.
Or is it?
Nathan Rodriguez
any other language really
node is only popular because it saves money, not for its technical merits