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just saw the girl I fancied in high school in sainsburys

I really should hit the gym or something before I jump off a motorway bridge

>jacksy

We have the EU surrounded.

karen

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what redditflag is matthew ludford?

good desu, I dislike russia less and less each passing year.
They are dicks but I feel I understand why to some degree

America is next

cornwall

hampshire

very very gay

rutland

Russia used to be a normal (but poor) European country with normal relations to other European countries

Soviet Jews came and destroyed everything and turned them against the world

what kind of uniform is that?

>shit
>alri finished, need a shower
>shower
>need to shit again

That's what I wear, this better not be sarcastic

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runt life

night lads hope i have lots of (you)s to wake up to in the morning, totally excited x

I'm lifting weights lads

Greater London

Northerners collapse and begin trembling in awe whenever they hear a Southern accent

And again

alex jones: pepe
molyneux: wojak

dripping willies

wdhmbt

shit screen

have you ever even had a fight

besides the occasional rugby player I find the average southerner to be really cowardly all memes aside, like you's love to chat shit but once someone confronts you the tune changes so fast, Up north we are regarded as being more freindly because if you go round insulting people to thier faces you will get dropped

>playing video games past the age of 12

grow up

you only manage the obvious 5% of my posts

so according to my mum who is from kent but knows a lot about the north, when you're in the club you go up to girls and shout "YE DANCIN?" at them in your strong northern accent and if they want you they reply "YE ASKIN?"

can any northerners confirm or deny?

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Do normies have sex with the lights on or off? Back in my normie days I used to only ever do it with the light off, but I'm not sure if that's how it's supposed to be done.

Everything I've seen about Theresa May has been great so far

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What is a more adult thing to waste time with then?

Television? Books? Music? Going out getting drunk? It's all the same. Don't single out video games just because you detest them.

sounds like something that would happen 30 years ago senpai

First few times with the lights off.
When you get used to it you turn a lamp on or something.
Never the whole room's light though that ruins the atmosphere

trap trap trap in the bando
trap trap trap in the endz (skeng)
trap trap trap with the gang
trap trap trap with my dad (whip it)
trap trap trap with my mum
trap trap trap with my nan
trap trap trap all day
trap trap trap all night

just made a song lads do you reckon i'll get on linkup tv?

savage

Lights on so you can actually see her body

Unless it's a one night stand in which case keep them off

it's weird

May before Brexit looked like cancer
May after Brexit is looking to be the best PM we've had since Major

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would like to believe the oneitus is a virgin but thats unlikely

got cuckolded by my best mate in the bathrooms at waitrose

wouldnt happen in liverpool

can't speak for elsewhere

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I actually got this as a present. Dont know how I feel about it

EU won't last another 5 years.

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Ooo I wonder what this could be.

would you smash?

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Can I be in the video?

EPIC new meem Sup Forumsrothers. ...

i think you accidentally quoted the wrong post wagey

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testing out a new gimmick, tell me how it goes

its hard to tell when they don't have hair but facially she is the prettiest out of the four I think

Would buy her a pint for sure

Reckon that bald girl would be pretty if she had hair desu

>growing up past the age of 12
kelleking

need to learn to manage my figurative autism

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daily reminder to just relax it a bit

lads

when you're having sex do you have to give the girl an orgasm? is it common for them not to have one?

last night I had a crazy dream

>prettier than laura trott
yeh nah

Going to get fucked up on acid tonight.

Those normos don't know what they're missing.

>I'll order things on amazon and never be in to answer the door so I'll have my packages left at my neighbours
>then, I'll leave it there for a few days until the neighbour brings it to me

what does my neighbour mean buy this?

I never use the main lights because they hurt my eyes. So I always have ambient lighting like tall lamps or a desk lamp pointed at the wall and I leave it on when I have sex. it's the perfect amount of light

goodness no!

just went out and shot it sorry lad
wasn't too hard just went out since it was dark grabbed a camera and a few black guys, threw on a black coat, put the hood up, and stood menacingly lip syncing the words while the black guys threw up random hand signs in the background

what can I use for an address if I can't use my house

It takes ages for a girl to orgasm so you should do a lot of foreplay beforehand

here we go

Here is the history of Russia summed up from the beginning of time until now


>Dude we're from Sweden and we are here to rule you now lmao
>Dude we're missionaries from Byzantium, let's all worship Jesus and shit
>Dude we're the Mongols and we rule you now
>Dude fuck the Mongols, let's rule ourselves
>Dude Germans come and mate with us lmao
>Dude Poland come and mate with us lmao
>Dude France marry us
>Dude England marry us
>Dude Germany marry us
>Fuck yeah, opera
>Fuck Turkey
>Time to colonize Siberia
>Dude Germany I love you
>Dude Germany I hate you
>Fuck monarchs
>Communism rules
>Lets go to the moon lmao
>Why am I so hungry
>Oh shit fuck Communism
>Dude Putin memes lmao

You'll need to buy a P.O. box.

Where do you live that someone actively checks your mail?

Lads this cuckoldry

dog died

iiiiii dontt feeeeeeel tooooo goodd eeuuuuu

Allah wills it

I don't believe you

Honestly the best way to satisfy your partner in sex is to have fun yourself. Obviously you can oversimplify that to a three pump grunt but if you're enjoying the situation you'll be doing a proper sex and also be more open to other things they might enjoy (including finishing her off once you've gotten off). The worst thing you can do is stop every 30 seconds to ask whether you're doing it right.

sleep tite pupper :

hmm

What's this slow ride are they sizing each other up

What you see is what you get with me, I don't play games.

probably a woman

Wish I could be British

reeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

sorry to hear it mate

let all your emotions out

why are we so fucking good at cycling really fast lads?

Are you serious ? This is the gayest perfume ever here.
I guess it's perfect fir Brits then

how much you gonna take senpai?

am sorry m8