Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure! Why don't you join him? It's fun!

Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure! Why don't you join him? It's fun!
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I love you, konqiposter.

but I have, I'm running kde right now.

Konqi is part of the chemo curing the normalfag cancer

I don't see Konqi anywhere on the bug tracker you filthy liar

Konqi is koding from his komputer at home!

I hate DEs, but I must say that some KDE software like krita is excellent

Living the dream

>Konqi is hunting bugs to make KDE even more polished and secure!
No he's not.
Hes f*king Libbie up her butt because she's literary public domain now.

Konqi is pure and has a girlfriend named katie

Fuck you Konqi.
They all forgot about me because your stupid scalie ass.

I want the early 2000's back
It physically hurts me knowing I can never have that pure KDE and Linux back

Her name sounds like KDE!

hey bby
do milk
show lewds

KDE is a German project and should be pronounced ca(r) - de(sk) - e(mma)

Konqi is NOT for lewds!

This.
I hate hearing Kei De Ee

what is the best KDE distro?

None.
KDE sucks now.

Requesting smut of the two.

KDE neon is great if you want the latest and greatest from the KDE Kommunity but the safety and stability of a Long Term Support release!
neon.kde.org/
KDE Plasma is the DE of the future!

The same way Poles also pronounce KDE

>but the safety and stability of a Long Term Support release!
but I dont want outdated colonels

Do NOT lewd Konqi!

Let's count how long it takes to the "delet this" post.

5 cute facts about Libbie:

- She's a girl!
- She's a cyber oryx!
- I love her!!!!!
- Libbie!!!!!!!!!!!

my gf is the best

Is libbie konqis little sister?

I guess, she looks older though

Stay comfy, user.

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

I like this threads because it triggers this one user.
Keep going, OP.

Maybe you'd feel better if you used a desktop environment that provides a better user experience!

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

#SHOTS FIRED

It's okay, user, when you're ready to join the KDE Kommunity we'll still welcome you!

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

astonishing shilling skills

Why are you such a homo you hate cute dragons that use KDE?

I don't hate dragons he unironically makes me want to try kde, I would if I weren't a ramlet

While I personally hate the KDE UI, it uses only like 300-400 MB. Shouldn't be a problem even for a RAMlet, as I run Cinnameme on 4gb which goes mostly well, and it gobbles up 1GB on idle.

Be my husbando/waifu, konqiposter. You are a gift from god bestowed upon Sup Forums.

what a cute BOY

You forgot the 5th fact
- she lost

Mascots put me off this.

Now I think it's for furfags.

KDE is for professionals!

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

Shut up and stop making these shitty posts.

That's kinda hot!

>implying "durr fictitious dinosaur does stuff exclamation point" over and over isn't fucking obnoxious

>dinosaur
Konqi is a dragon!

R E K T
E
K
T

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

>being rude to konqiposter

sad

good

hey! get away from him, i'm going to get him first ;-;

Why are GNOME users such bullies...?

slut

please do NOT sexualize konqui or the konqui poster thank you

KDE is a global power structure. They partner with these people that don't have your good in mind. Those who control the levers of power of Linux, and the global special interests...

You're thinking of GNOME and Redhat.

>implying

whore

>professional furries
Is there such a thing?

do you think konqi has a tight anus?

Me.

Konqi has no fur!

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

I reported a major bug. Someone changed the category it was filed under and then proceded to completely ignore it. Seems like a good process.

Konqi is ignoring GNOME users who are jealous of our enterprise-worthy mascot!

GNOME users are feet fetishists. The most disgusting kind of fetish. They like feet because they are dirty, and make them feel like vermin being stepped by shit DE decisions.

Does katie spit or swallow?

Gnomes can be huge dickbags if a human pisses them off.

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

I love feet and I use kde :)

post your feet
Alternatively, post konqi's feet.

all linux DEs are trash

>dude we added a GUI option to change the font
>and we made a notepad clone with the first letter of our project in the name
>*everything that matters is still broken on a machine-by-machine basis and there is no professional software*
>it's so usable!

I guarantee you that people would rather use i3 and launch crap from dmenu if it meant they could use actual programs like microsoft excel and photoshop.

I'll pass on that request

>implying i3 isn't goat

KDE is for the working class!

Yeah it's actually easy to use for dumbasses

You only need to know four keys to use it

Alt-p (program launcher, just like the windows taskbar)
Alt-(number) (change homescreen, like android)
Alt-shift-(number) (move to homescreen)
Alt-w (changes to "like the windows taskbar!" mode)
maybe alt-e to undo alt-w but everybody likes alt-w because that's how they use computers anyways

And selection/resizing is done with the mouse

dwm > i3

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

Implying I am not prepared to enjoy fictitious dragon doing stuff over and over until my simian brain gets tired of it.

can you plese tell konqi to catch the bug with filechooser squashing files and folder names if you sort by something other than name?
fucking KIO frameworks has outstanding bugs for years, without even enough traction to confirm them, let alone fix them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

owned

KDE is not for lewds please respect KDE!

shut the fuck up and stop making these shitty fucking threads you fucking faggot

A few months ago a workaround I had for KDE running flawless with my GPU (a 280x) was to disable triple buffering

I tried KDE again and said workaround no longer works for some reason.

does konqi support overthrowing our corporate overlords?

Why the fuck is there a whole Wikipedia page on Konqi

test

pong

I'm an xfce man myself

you blame DE projects for not porting Photoshop to linux ? Are you retarded or you just dont think before shitposting ?

Konqi!

Does katie have a cunny or a cloaca?

What's a cloaca?

Cringe

...

LFS