So where are you from?

>So where are you from?
>Spain
>Cool, I'm from Argentina, I'm half Galician half Piedmontese from my mother side and half Calabrese half Pole Jewish from my father side, let me tell you all about the grounbreaking adventures of my grandparents running away from Europe and shit...

kek
do argies muh heritage as much as yanks?

>my family settled the new world in an epic adventure, what about yours
>we were serfs and were too scared to leave home

>So where are you from?
>the Netherlands
>Cool, i was in Amsterdam last summer and smoked dank weed all day man

yes

no one cares tho

>my family were too religious for 17th century europe
>they couldn't make it back home so had to travel half way around the world

this shit is so tiring man, especially since I live in Amsterdam.

>where are you from bro?
The Netherlands
>ooh dude that's so dank, are you from Amsterdam?
Y-yes
>Dude weed lmao prostitutes lmao!

every fucking time

>so where are you from
>Canada
>oh cool eh! I was in Toronto two months ago, I had SO much poutine! And saw SO many bags of milk!

>where are you from?
Mexico
>oh man, have you ever seen a beheading?
>is it really that violent?
>do cartels run everything?
>do you like tequila?

Tbf your country is not known for much else.

Are you serious?

>So where are you from?
>Germany
>Uh, well, I gotta go ...

>OMG a German!!! He's for sure a nazi

both my parents are criollos from Ronda, they ran away because they got free property for killing indios until the civil war when all the males in my family were killed and my grandmother was raped by them

nah, I have a mexican maid and 90% of the "mexico" discussions are about how homeless children roam the streets at night in mexico while here in the US we don't have that problem

people who have been to mexico don't care about the cartels, it's the homeless children that they remember

This makes you a bastard?

>So where are you from?
>N-nyu Zillund

I was trying to think like a normie would, so yeah.

no it makes me mexican

no, it makes me mexican

aw choyce es bru

really?

Yes.

Yt least on internet and outside of Sup Forums.

Yes but they do it mostly about Italy because the rest of the heritage is not fashionable.

>So where are you from?
>Spain
>Oh, I love Spain, party and passion, let's dance!
>P-pls no I c-can't

Bullshit, no one here would admit having galician blood.

I'm Italian and I can relate to this.

>where are you from?
>Wales
>omg I love London!

>I'm italian
>Irish flag

that's the joke

boliviano

Is it true the dutch are the least degenerate of Europe becauae they have the most freedom to be degenerate?

>talk to someone who went to Canada
>get excited thinking they went to somewhere cool
>Its Toronto

Fuck off.

Kek, I really am Italian, I'm in Ireland on vacation

FUCK YOU EIRE CUNT U CANT EVEN SPEAK YOU OWN LANGUAGE HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>went to Canada
>thinking they went to somewhere cool

>Where do you live?
>Canada
>Why is your French so good?
>Its my mother tongue
>Really? When did you move to Canada?

Every fucking time.

A-are you a Quebecoi?

>Where do you live?
>Bosnia
>user has disconnected

Yeah. But nobody outside of Sup Forums, France, Ireland (lol) and canadaboos (they exist) know we exist.

>a fucking leaf
Every time

>Hey where are you from?
>Belgium
>Oh uh, where's that?

we do

Hmm

We're pretty degenerate but in terms of weed consumption there are many, many countries above us. We drink but not THAT much. We are moderate in every aspect of life. Calvinism caused that.

Belgium was a mistake

...

Could be worse

I admit I like to talk about heritage, I find it very interesting 2bh, too bad mine is the most generic and ugly of the heritages, so it's always a short comment

Which is?

che galle

IKTF

>negro province
I'm dying

spanish/italian

hi whales

>So where are you from?
>Turke-
>gets noticeably uneasy

how do you know provinces? is it a chrome extension?

yes

>So where are you from?
>Australia
>YOU CALL THAT A KNOIFE!?

Fuck that movie

You're pretty well known here

fuck off you spanish turd
you fucked 99% of the latin america by leaving a fuckton of brown people that talk in spanish

if you were more like the british, latin america would be a better place

and for any portuguese out there: fuck you too, why bring so many blacks here? fucking faggots

Brits bringed nignogs too. Or do you think they would have traveled to live in your monkey jungle?

portuguese brought 20 times more blacks to the american continent than brits

I went to Amsterdam twice to smoke weed and drink small foamy beers твн.

Fuck Toronto. Seriously fuck it. Boring city full of foreigners and the most retarded sort of people.

>Hey, where are you from?
>uh, New Zealand
>xD omg, I love the hobbit. But why do you sound Australian

>>So where are you from?
>>Spain
>>Cool
Never happens in the United States. We made fun of the transfer kid for speaking with a gay voice for years

>You're Texan?!
>do you like the cowboys?
>do you go to rodeos?
>do you wear a hat?
>do you drive a truck?
>you live on a ranch?

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>So where are you from?
>Germany
>Oh thats so cool!:)
>thanks

Everytime, I dont know how to react to that.

>tfw I do all those things besides like the cowboys

embrace it

>you're from georgia?
>is atlanta really that violent?
>are southerners still racist?
>were you at the olympics?

>So where are you from?
>Quebec
>is English really banned there? is the word "pasta" really illegal there?
could be worse I guess

I don't mind these stereotypes if it helps keep angl*s and pastaniggers away from my homeland, despite how false they are.

Then put your home country in your name field

As if anybody knows where the states of the US are except Texas, good one.

>Where you from?
Oklahoma
>Wow! Do you guys really have Indians still? What about buffalo?
>Have you seen a tornado? Idk how you all can live there when those happen so often
Literally was in New York and the cab driver asked me about the bombing from 95'...

Yes they claim to be Italians or Spaniards kek

>Oklahoma
Literally who

Well done, 1 prime angus steer has been added to your account. God bless.

I'm sure some of your cousins live here...
Right above Texas

Okla-what? What is it?

>Where are you from?
>"I am from Washington DC"
>I am actually from Virginia

Actually some cousins live in Seattle kek

Dzien dobry
It's above Texas

Jolly good one old chap
Cheerio

I'm not anglo...my name ends in ski fellow pole

Kek

Nonsense, my fellow Anglo, purest Celtic and Germanic blood seethes in our veins. Not to mention 1/128th Nordic

>Where are you from?
>Chile
>wat.jpg

The Simpsons is what cemented its popularity 2bh

I'LL PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE FOR YA

>So where are you from?
>New Zealand
>That's where they filmed Lord of the Rings, right? I bet you're glad Frodo defeated Sauron hahaha - go on, say fish and chips!

I hear that Kiwi fruit grow to the size of bowling balls there and come alive.

>So where you from?
>N-New Jersey
>Oh, I heard it smells like shit
FUCKING JEW YORKERS TARNISHING THE GLORIOUS IMAGE OF NEW JERSEY

wat
The only real one

>So, where are you from?
>Brazil
>Cool, do you live in Rio?

It's a states meme, other countries won't understand

>where are you from
>washington
>oh cool have you seen the president?

>Where are you from?
>"New Hampshire"
>Haha live free and die amiright

>So where are you from?
>Australia
>Oh my god that's so cool I love kangaroos!

>So where are you from?
>Norway
>haha wtf bro isnt that in skyrim

>washington D.C is not in washington

yes, especially if he/she is of italian descent. argies have a hard-on for italy

yanks are on another level of muh heritaging though, even argies can't compete

>start having a conversation with an spaniard
>he aske me if im from Spain
>my grandparents were, so I tell him yes
>"OMG so interesting where are they from, have you ever been there!??!"