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forgot how to tie my shoes edition

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cara

normies out

normies in

normies out

normies about

>seeing your dad transition into a 'proper' old woman

...

ah yes the vegetarian fitness girl

>tfw Brit is a normie general with one autist spamming FONT

Feels good residing amongst other normies on le chon of all places

mines not even 60 yet but hes started wearing one of those old man hats

why aren't you enjoying the British summer?

I think I will be able to stay up for all the events tonight

C'MON MO!

Also, staying up late is good for weight loss, right?

SINT

That's my gf you're talking about
ill fuckin bash you

What like a flat Cap?

if our gregg, dare i say it, finished?

It's just that I see so many young adult women fitting that archetype because they don't want to get fat and bloated like a lot of women very easily do in their 20s

going to illegally export the FONT meme to /track/

Really makes you think

...

Matched with her
Think she's desperate tbqh

Came to the realisation that ASMR is undoubtedly the best thing humanity has ever invented.
Any other lads here into it? Feels like a brain massage/orgasm but much better and can last for hours.

what does font mean

My dad is almost 60. He just bought a house. He is paying for college for three kids. My mom's Bible was on the counter, and he left a note in there saying "Please pray for me, work is killing me."

He often jokes that he will never retire, but I know he really thinks that.

Feels bad man.

have you ever punched an inanimate object out of frustration/anger /brit/?
someone pissed me off while i was out and i got back hammered and jabbed at the mirror, hit it way harder than i thought I was going to and ended up breaking it and cutting my hand open
trying to determine if i'm a mental rorke or if this is normal

want to ask my old pal on here how his life's going but don't want to make him post doxxable info

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Caitlyn is voting for Trump funnily enough

Very attractive

Ave Dahnald, el delegati.

this was on reddit the other day

going good mate, yourself?

*tells everyone itt to font*
haha yes quality meme

probably wants to have kids before 30

then once she's had the kids and cemented her position as the nest queen she can fill out and not care anymore
all under the guise that bringing up children is stressful

decent mate certainly looking up

>that pic
Classic strategy ignoring the first part of the story where Trump said John Stewart should use his birth name

Punched a hole in a wall and kicked a door down because my sister went into the shower and used up all the hot water before me

Also kicked a hole in the wall one day because I was angry about something can't remember

Drunkenly Punch walls and hairdryers and shit all the time randomly on a night out

Occasionally if I get frustrated with something I just punch the wall

grim bum

can't even imagine smashing that doggy style

to be honest i might just say 'no' to sex with her

doxxed

Jokes on her I'm never having kids desu

>he has a finite amount of hot water

ah yes ireland

i am extremely intoxicated AMA

But Donald Trump is literally just using the name he was given.

>my sister went into the shower and used up all the hot water before me
>ireland

Donald Trump has the name Trump on his birth certificate.

just self doxxed myself lads how to delete fb page?

what does font mean

>Punched a hole in a wall and kicked a door down because my sister went into the shower and used up all the hot water before me
>Also kicked a hole in the wall one day because I was angry about something can't remember
>Drunkenly Punch walls and hairdryers and shit all the time randomly on a night out
>Occasionally if I get frustrated with something I just punch the wal

Wait why do you guys get your own flag?

is it really that good? I think I'll try it for the first time tonight. can u tell me the basics and give me a good starting video on youtube?

to be or not to be? that is is the question

>tfw had a shower with the korean gf and I slapped her arse and massaged her tits

Felt good man

Some nice videos here
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Trump said Stewart should be "Proud of his heritage" and should use his family name

It's just Trumps own words turn against him

they aren't part of the UK

post obscure gems

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post that one pic of you two

can someone else answer this? want to get a general /brit/ census

wish i had a chinky gf, how did you get one lad?

15 MINUTES UNTIL MO FARAH!

youtube.com/watch?v=IFbuUK7CJp0

*comes out*

*reads a speech*

*goes away for a little while*

little bit tipsy

But his family name has been Trump for centuries. There is being proud of your heritage and then there is needless appeals to history,

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee FONT

I punched the barbie once because the lawn mower was having me on

this , and we aren't part of the EU either, so im glad you joined us

definitely to BE

But that makes no sense, since Trump is literally just an Anglicized version of Drumpf.

Unlike Stewart,

>Jon Stewart was born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz on November 28, 1962. Stewart's family is Jewish.

Smeg me arse, lads!

If I only could, I'd make a deal with god - and I'd get him to swtich our places.

>tfw no aussie bf to rub eachother cocks and kiss in the shower
feels bad mate

>I am a republican

oh shit yeah they're a dependency

On my phone
Okcupid

need my poz hole negged, this isn't fun anymore

>13. How open are you to the idea of masturbating with a close guy friend?
>Very open, to both masturbating in the same room and masturbating each other 45.6%
>I'd masturbate in the same room with a male friend, but I wouldn't want us to touch each other 11.6%
>I might experiment, but the conditions would have to be just right 26.5%
>I'm not interested 16.3%

quick question lads
what's the going rate for 1/4 ounce of weed in your area?

>I am a democrat

alright lads, who can relate?
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(post more degenerate videos as well)

what's a good site to stream tv/films on now that putlocker's down

3RD
DEGREE
GURNS

Anyone else able to cum multiple times in a row while wanking? Feel like I'm hacking my body

>streaming
utter plen

>Why yes I still am a liberal in 2016, even after several years of terror attacks and the people I trust lying right to my face

watchfree
.to

or shush
.se

the two i use a lot

Netflix.com

The gf

>I think posters are referring to American political terminology in a British thread

What is this

i want to watch mr robot but i'm not paying for amazon prime senpai

Yeah all over ur mas luscious pale stomach

I can do that

>11. When you fantasize while masturbating (skip this question if you never fantasize), how often do thoughts of other males -- or at least certain parts of them! -- enter into your mind?
>Never -- I'm as straight as they come, baby 13.6%
>I have these thoughts occasionally, but I think mostly about females 34.6%
>I have these thoughts quite often, but I try not to have them when I masturbate 11.5%
>I have these thoughts much more often than female-oriented thoughts, and have no problem with that 40.3%
>(2.4% left the question blank)

are they chewing khat

Hahahahahahahahaha, man

J E S S
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S
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Why does Britain feel like my home that I have never been to?

Their on yokes he has a stick of celery to pacify the gurns

Dirty wee pink FM lad

torrent it

quality any good?